Like taking that 5% fee and paying someone who knows something about security to have a look at your stuff and point out obvious weaknesses like "unencrypted copy of the wallet keys" lying around on "supposedly non-public-facing" servers with open connections to public facing servers.
Or maybe one should be responsible for one's own money and btc and not leave them sitting on other peoples' servers for extended periods? Would you leave your wallet and house keys next to someone on the subway to watch for you? You gave him five bucks. He said he'll do his best.