Shhhh, he's sleeping!
Truth. Hurts.
I've called my friend at the datacenter, he's looking into it. It's just the php app server, not the db server nor bitcoind server.
It's been a pretty good month, but I've already spent 15 BTC renewing our corporate paperwork for 2013-2014. We'll upgrade this app server or load balance a pair of them next month, I don't want to eat into the divs too much more this month. But the app server is still the chincy el-cheapo special (essentially what we had sitting around for free) that we started development on almost a year ago.
We'll get it back online soon as we can.
Cheers.