Marquess Loaf
"The Count of CAN"
--- Presents ---
An Intermission to the Eternal FuckFest(TM)
{As in, continuous sexual ecstasy until the heat death of the universe.}
{Though allowing for customary refractory periods as established by biology, actuarial analysis, and consumables intake.}
A Lyrical Rhapsody & ***BILLION M*** Giveaway
And Celebration of the "Loafenhodl Complete Gold Coin Collection"
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Good citizens of the Kingdom, we present to you perhaps the only extant and complete gold coin collection as of 1671...
[Citizens, please confirm if any other complete gold coin collections exist.]
Holding at least one of each gold coin from 1400 [CR1400E: CR 5 CKG gold coin from 1400 (inauguration of the game)] to the last issuance in 1650 [GCC1650E: Gold Coin Collector (1650 Winner)], the "Loafenhodl Complete Gold Coin Collection" will remain with House Loaf through time eternal (or until bids become so outlandish as to require dumping)...
To celebrate personally, one hundred "100 CKG trade gold bars" were purchased by Marquess Loaf.
However, upon reflection (and much CAN) I have realized that it is only through the gracious and generous will of others that this contingent universe can even exist. In a dream, phrases and images bubbled to the surface...
Did the semicoductor always exist in the silicon?
How many written works were housed in graphite?
Were cat videos planned by the universe from the start?
Let us take a moment to reflect and - better yet - let me pay you to reflect on our humble spreadsheet-based world.
***10,000,000 M (10mil M) Per Submission***
Not the groveling sort of submit, but rather, a brief (or even long) creative work on some aspect of this, our "Crypto Kingdom."
An ode to the alluring enrapture of CAN?
A diatribe on depository shares?
General CK-related FUCKery?
All are aspects of art and are welcome!!!
Only one paid submission per user. Please no bots or multiple accounts. Let's spread the Love(TM). Please post your work of Art(TM) in the following thread and include your Player ID:
The Holier Order of the F@#ker Baron
Join us!
Beyond the 10,000,000 M (10mil M), there will also be top 3 prizes for the "best" submissions. Of course, art is subjective, but it is clear some forms of art take more time than others.
Grand Prize: 100,000,000 M (100mil M)
Not-So-Grand Prize: 50,000,000 M (50mil M)
Not-So-Grand [But Still Okay] Prize: 25,000,000 M (25mil M)
We now return to your regularly scheduled and eternal FuckFest(TM)...enjoy!
