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July 04, 2017, 09:04:32 PM
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Best Crypto Kingdom Memory
My best memory from Crypto Kingdom was the revelation that rpietila had approached generalizethis and tried to convince him to turn to the dark side and play the villain in CK. This marked the beginning of rpietila's destructive behaviour against CK, and it could be argued that as generalizethis turned down the offer, rpietila decided it was left to him to add the desired negative polarity in CK, which he has since provided in spades.

This is my best memory of CK as it means right up to this very moment, I still don't know if rpietila is just playing the roll required of the 'dark force' in the Game, or has he actually lost his mind and had a nervous breakdown which has caused him to screw himself and everyone else in the process. Even though CK looks like it's all but dead, the possibility that this has all been part of an elaborate scheme to add the forces of 'darkness' into an otherwise sterile and bland CK world remains.

If rpietila's destructive behaviour is partly explained by him taking up the roll of 'dark lord' and CK villain, then it opens up the possibility that there are co-conspirators working behind the scenes to help achieve this, and if this was the case, then they ALL deserve full marks - the Game does indeed look completely decimated by darkness - and the fact that I don't know what's real and what's bullshit keeps me following CK.



[2:09pm] hmc_: I promised guerrilla warfare if GM kept prodding me. He kept prodding ; )
[2:09pm] Zechariah: So far I can only see that you have made a joke about yourself. I wish moneromooo is correct about intoxication or a related cause..
[2:09pm] hmc_: Anyone trusting the D20 at this point is on a dashtard level
[2:10pm] Zechariah: Anyway, for a King, to war against GM, is
[2:10pm] Zechariah:  Darkness.
[2:11pm] hmc_: We are all gray, but assume ourselves into a delusion of dark or light
[2:11pm] hmc_: one you see that, you are free
[2:11pm] Zechariah: Hence, according to hmc_ own testimony, GM must be on the opposite side than the King, that is
[2:11pm] Zechariah: Light.
[2:12pm] Zechariah: Hence the d20 is also truth, and everyone may eat cake.
[2:12pm] hmc_: still with the polarization--sad little man
[2:13pm] Zechariah: hmc_: Says one who tries to make us believe he turned down $100k in order to remain
[2:13pm] Zechariah: Grey.
[2:13pm] Zechariah: Jesus what have you smoked??
[2:14pm] GameMaster: By your own words, you are judged.
[2:15pm] hmc_: same goes for you, sparky
[2:19pm] Zechariah: sorry for pwnage


Gamemaster Ruling on the Leak

"The Leak" refers to this post (copied here to prevent tampering):
URGENT MESSAGE:

The King was awoken to a nervous Captain. The Captain hands the King a note:



The King sighs and laughs.

The Captain is in dumbstruck, "Wha-- Sir, this implicates--"

King, "Son, sunlight is the best disinfectant and our world must be disinfected--trust no one, least of all yourself. Now take it to the papers and publish it--there's no good reason to let it fester any longer."

Relieved, the King goes back to sleep.




§1 GM does not comment on the veracity of the leak.

§2 GM assures that the CEO/GM, Crichton and PJ are in agreement about the fact whether there exists, or do not exist, secret deals between CEO/GM (representing the Game) and Crichton (in private or in State, as the latter representing Crypto Kingdom), and that if said deals do exist, their content is fully known to CEO/GM, Crichton and PJ. The role of PJ is to be witness, after all: according to the Leak, we are talking about ~$100k here.

§3 According to the Constitution,
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IV Project Team

The Project Team is the organisation consisting of full and part time professionals. It designs, develops and hosts the game, and overall provides the means for hosting the game-world.

Project Team is lead by the CEO, who appoints other people and decides their compensation. CEO is responsible for conducting the operations in an effective and efficient manner and reports to the Board.

V Admin Team

The Admin Team is the link between the project team and the game-world. Admin Team conducts the operations that ensure the functioning game-world, they are "gods" of the world, and decide how the events in the world are solved.

Admin Team is lead by the Gamemaster, who appoints the other admins, decides their compensation and organises their work. Gamemaster is the supreme judge of the state of the game-world.
the CEO/GM has authority to make such secret deals involving Game funds.

§4 The question whether GM can "lie", must only be addressed by referring to the Constitution which says "Gamemaster is the supreme judge of the state of the game-world", hence by definition all that the GM says is true.

§5 The character Zechariah does not represent GM/CEO any more than any other character does. GM and CEO are Game positions, characters are ingame entities.

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July 04, 2017, 05:11:47 PM
Win Gold in Crypto Kingdom Writing Competition
Best Crypto Kingdom Memory

One of my earliest and fondest memories is organizing this architectural competition back in 2014. The winner was going to get lot 1-C-A4 for free so long as they pay to build the winning design on the lot. We had 5 contestants and the winner was the Casino.
All designs can be viewed here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18-BnmgAThRfDKiLIq0Fi3AFOnk5H2zFjkolTIz04nFI/edit#gid=603258932
My own design came in second last, but I still won a nice gold medal!


WoW, very well done this casino.
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July 04, 2017, 11:45:32 AM
Win Gold in Crypto Kingdom Writing Competition
Best Crypto Kingdom Memory

One of my earliest and fondest memories is organizing this architectural competition back in 2014. The winner was going to get lot 1-C-A4 for free so long as they pay to build the winning design on the lot. We had 5 contestants and the winner was the Casino.
All designs can be viewed here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18-BnmgAThRfDKiLIq0Fi3AFOnk5H2zFjkolTIz04nFI/edit#gid=603258932
My own design came in second last, but I still won a nice gold medal!


My favorite memory is when I realized Risto was full of fucking shit and we had to fix this game for our god damn selves. Hoorah.
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July 04, 2017, 06:12:16 AM
Win Gold in Crypto Kingdom Writing Competition
Best Crypto Kingdom Memory

One of my earliest and fondest memories is organizing this architectural competition back in 2014. The winner was going to get lot 1-C-A4 for free so long as they pay to build the winning design on the lot. We had 5 contestants and the winner was the Casino.
All designs can be viewed here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18-BnmgAThRfDKiLIq0Fi3AFOnk5H2zFjkolTIz04nFI/edit#gid=603258932
My own design came in second last, but I still won a nice gold medal!
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July 04, 2017, 12:12:03 AM
Pirate Bay Treasure Hunt



Game Board:

The BOARD is a 20 * 20 BAY with a 5-square MOUTH that grants safe passage, an ISLAND, and a sunken BOAT with 5,000 CKG in TREASURE.

Commands:

GO [N,NE,NW,S,SE,SW,E,W]

SALVAGE [TREASURE]

ATTACK [SHIP " "]

DOCK [REPAIRS, WAIT]

**After 24 real hours, your ship will be considered docked if no command has been issued.

Rules for BOARD:

The MOUTH of the BAY is a safe zone--no combat may take place inside this area. It also grants passage back to CK.

ISLAND has WOOD for repair and grants 10 HP per turn in repairs if docked--you may be attacked if docked.

A MAP may be bought with your current location for 100 SCI without a loss of turn.

Each ship has one command per turn.

Treasure is sunken and requires a turn to SALVAGE.

Treasure remains with any sunken ship until it is salvaged

Rules for COMBAT:

Combat is turned based, so each round is considered a turn.

Turn order is determined by who has a turn left and !d roll. If no player has a turn left, then all turns are determined by !d roll. # of ships each designated 1-X with number rolled determining starting order. Example: 7 ships total. 6 is rolled. Order is 6, 7, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

# of cannons * !d roll determines hit rate. Example: 8 cannons rolls 3 on "!d 8" = 3 hits

Cannon damage = -1 HP.

Once 0 HP is reached, ship is destroyed.

SHIP Stats

SH-SMALL: 29 HP,  4 guns
SH-CHAR: 38 HP, 6 guns
SH-ESC: 43 HP,  4 guns
SH-FUBB: 171 HP, 12 guns



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July 03, 2017, 07:25:34 AM
RWC Dividend

1 Million M per share--TY
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July 03, 2017, 06:53:54 AM
MGC Grid Game has Started

Drone 1: GO [west]

Drone 2: GO [north]

BEAR: STALK



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July 03, 2017, 04:36:40 AM
IC Shop Re-pricing

Some of IC shop's pricing was out of date and was changed to reflect current economy. Most things went down, so adjust your bids accordingly. Also, one GEM will be added/removed per game-year, so stock up while they are available.

https://cryptokingdom.me/marketplace/ic-shop


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July 03, 2017, 01:28:37 AM
Best Crypto Kingdom Memory




Bong washed eyeballs
Rinsed with puffy tears
'If I bleed in public, you'll get stained'
'If I shit the bed, will you smell like me?'
'I'm the victim, you did this!'

Mind in circles racing, lonely in the crowd
It's nearly over, no retreat, no surrender now
All who know me need to suffer, i'm the righteous one
The 'Voice' told me what to do
He doesn't regret a thing
'I never lie!'



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July 02, 2017, 09:27:23 PM
Introducing the Loafenhodl Research Insititute

After many years of work and extensive development, the LRI is now open to the public. Scientists and Engineers are now hard at work researching and developing new technologies and bringing the Kingdom to par with our regional rivals.

This could not have been done without the generous support of private investors who have provided the Institute with land, resources, funding and manpower to start off in great force. A total value of 6 Billion Markka have been raised prior to public opening, and they have already been put to good use to bring the Kingdom's Meat and Fish Curing Technology to modern levels, but more on that later.

With the opening of the LRI, 1/3rd of its value has been put forth on the free market in the form of LRI Shares that any one of you may purchase. Dividends will be paid in the form of M proportional to the revenue generated from research projects and patent ownership. As technology advances, the Institute's worth and demand will undoubtedly go up, so get in while it's affordable.

With that being said, you may also acquire the services of the Institute by commissioning its exceptional team of researchers to study and discover new technology, steer its progress towards a more desired direction or license one or more of its growing portfolio of patents.

- Be the first or the only to make use of cutting-edge technology;
- Turn your ideas into reality in a well-designed and efficient manner;
- Acquire privileges normally reserved only for His Majesty, The King.



These following subjects are currently being considered for the LRI's next research period, although others may be approached due to public demand and investments. What the future holds is as unknown as the depths of the ocean.

If anything catches your eye, or you have your own ideas for pushing the boundaries of our understanding of the world, your contributions are highly regarded.

Now, the first of many future LRI developments has been only recently achieved. Smokehouses are now available for production, and soon the first batch of cured meat will be produced!



A patent license is required to produce your own brand of smokehouse, which is available for a minimum of 30 mil Markka and the construction of 20 smokehouses.

Each smokehouse is capable of curing 200 units of MEAT or SAL which transforms them into tasty and long-lasting cured varieties after an 8 week long smoking process.

For the individual, smokehouses are now available on the market at the low price of 10 mil each, courtesy of the New Department Store!

Keep your meat and fish from spoiling with your very own high-grade smokehouse. A professional team will deliver and install the infrastructure at your desired location and give you a quick and easy instruction on how it operates. Delightful!

It couldn't be any easier. All you need to do is lay out your preferred cuts of meat on the specially-designed racks in the smokehouse, close the door and light the fire in the nearby firepit, then maintain it every other day as the meat cooks into smoky goodness.

Grab your very own Smokehouse™ now!

For more information and assistance in developing your ideas into practical technologies, do not hesitate to contact the Loafenhodl Research Institute Secretariat.

With high aspirations,
Master of Knowledge Johan "Speed" Matthiasson, Ph. D.
CEO, Loafenhodl Research Institute

P.S.: Embedding images in the post doesn't work for some reason, so click on their url or whatever. Also contact me on irc if you need to discuss.
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July 02, 2017, 07:07:41 PM
Consumption rates have gone up and the number of promoted characters is still above average, so the rules shall remain the same for the time being.  Rewards also remain the same for another week, as DeptStore is well stocked to fill them and market prices haven't varied too much.

Kid Jim was promoted to L11 due to his Letter of Baronetcy #32 and will maintain this rank for as long as he owns the proof of title (Hint: it can be stolen).

____________________________________


Spreadsheet with pending promotions and rules and stuff can be found here.


Pending promotions have been issued as follows:

Master Shipwright Kid Jim (#1114) has been granted his rightful baronetcy and the rank of Baronet (L11).
Kristin (#1210) has been granted his rightful baronetcy and the rank of Baronet (L11).

drummerboy (#428) has ascended to the enlightened rank of Great Wizard (L9).

Vigens (#1092) has ascended to the enlightened rank of Great Wizard (L9).
Mulu, the Wizard of Lemons (#1258) has ascended to the enlightened rank of Great Wizard (L9).
Master of Knowledge Johan "Speed" Matthiasson (#1273) has ascended to the enlightened rank of Great Wizard (L9).
Taf (#1906) has ascended to the enlightened rank of Great Wizard (L9).

N Egert (#1287) has attained the rank of Doctor (L8).

Janari (#1460) has attained the rank of Wizard (L7).

Budyn von Sznikers (#1106) has attained the rank of Expert (L5).

Lumen203 (#1119) has attained the rank of Beginner (L3).
Johnny (#2068) has attained the rank of Beginner (L3).
Marco (#2072) has attained the rank of Beginner (L3).

Rewards have also been distributed

Don't forget about the bounty and that consumables spoil now.

Happy consuming.

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July 02, 2017, 02:14:06 PM
MGC Grid Game has Started

Drone 1: go east

Drone 2: go east



Drone 1: go north

Drone 2: go south

Updated: a BEAR is being added to the game.




Tombot: go east



Congratulations, you've reached the first wall of our game--you may move north, east or west from this point.



Drone 1: go east

Drone 2: go north

BEAR: stalk
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July 02, 2017, 07:08:26 AM
MGC SHIP GAME "SOON"

Game will start Tuesday. Combat will be in effect, so loss of ships is to be expected. Prize will be in CKG.
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July 02, 2017, 05:37:21 AM
SPOIL/CREATE/DIV Round Complete for Production Shares and Civilian NPC


ASKS will need replaced for SPOILed ITEMS (BEER, MEAT, FOIE, SAL, MEAD, VEG). Due to Trade-in Event, no New NPC will be on sale from TOWN (**BREWERs will be available for S-BB holders). Army NPC and Horse's SPOIL/CREATE/PROMOTION Round happens tomorrow.
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July 01, 2017, 08:24:04 PM
MGC Grid Game has Started

Drone 1: go east

Drone 2: go east



Drone 1: go north

Drone 2: go south

Updated: a BEAR is being added to the game.


Tombot: go east



Congratulations, you've reached the first wall of our game--you may move north, east or west from this point.
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July 01, 2017, 12:38:55 PM
MGC Grid Game has Started

Drone 1: go east

Drone 2: go east



Drone 1: go north

Drone 2: go south

Updated: a BEAR is being added to the game.


Tombot: go east

legendary
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July 01, 2017, 05:08:58 AM
MGC Grid Game has Started

Drone 1: go east

Drone 2: go east



Drone 1: go north

Drone 2: go south

Updated: a BEAR is being added to the game.



RULES for BEAR:

--takes two bullet hits to kill

--BEAR action during encounters will be determined by !d roll

--commands are STALK, ATTACK, GUARD and RUN

--GUARD will only be effected when there is something to GUARD (PIStol or Bag of M)

--ATTACK has 50% chance of being fatal

--STALK leads to an automatic ATTACK command when BEAR is in range

--BEAR is locked into central point with a 3 square radius from that point

--STALK lasts until player has left BEAR's area or BEAR has ATTACKed
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June 30, 2017, 10:20:52 PM
OZ would like to swap all his inactive NPC to Wor-1:

ASS-1   14
ASS-2    3
ASS-3    4
CHEF-3   7
ENG-5   1
MGR-2   2
MGR-3    4
WOR-2   18
WOR-3    2

total: 55


Only had 1 CHEF-3, so new total of wor-1 is 49. WOR-2 and WOR-3 are still enabled and have bigger payouts than WOR-1, so those are being transferred back--WOR-2 and WOR-3 are not being replaced by town when they SPOIL, but they will produce as long as they exist. So 29 WOR-1 have been created to replace the inactive NPC.


Thank you !!
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June 30, 2017, 10:08:55 PM


If you would like to trade-in any of the old NPC that aren't producing for new NPC which are producing, list the NPC you are trading in and what NPC you would like to receive in exchange--it's a simple one for one swap.

You can keep the old ones, but there is no plan to use any of the old ones as they merely shuffle a few trait and tax schemes, while applying a level factor of X--basically M, IC and SCI were produced by them with only the ratio and NPC-name changed--there were some bonus functions (as in MANAGER AND ASSISTANT), but the production methods were never fleshed out enough for them to be used uniformly, or without intense ADMIN oversight.


Inactive NPC: Artisan, Assistant, Cook, Chef, Engineer, KitchenAid, Manager, Specialist, Waitress

Active NPC: Miner, Wor-1 (eventually merged to WORKER), But-9 (eventually merged to BUTLER), Baker, Butcher, Merchant, Scientist, Fisherman, Woodcutter, PTE (other Army NPC are active, but PTE will only be available for trade)

Tailors are in limbo atm as the suit system has never been effective and is in need of change. Most likely a CLOTH creation system will be implemented and players can create clothes of varying colors and levels from that basis, but I'm willing to implement any system that makes sense. Personally, I'd like to hand this off to someone who has a high level interest in clothing--as I'd be happy to wear sandals and hoody every day, including funerals and weddings.

If you would like to get production before the new year, please have request in by tomorrow. Sunday is production/spoil/create day for civilian NPC, and that is handled early, so any requests should be in by Saturday.



OZ would like to swap all his inactive NPC to Wor-1:

ASS-1   14
ASS-2    3
ASS-3    4
CHEF-3   7
ENG-5   1
MGR-2   2
MGR-3    4
WOR-2   18
WOR-3    2

total: 55


Only had 1 CHEF-3, so new total of wor-1 is 49. WOR-2 and WOR-3 are still enabled and have bigger payouts than WOR-1, so those are being transferred back--WOR-2 and WOR-3 are not being replaced by town when they SPOIL, but they will produce as long as they exist. So 29 WOR-1 have been created to replace the inactive NPC.
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