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Best Crypto Kingdom Memory
My best memory from Crypto Kingdom was the revelation that rpietila had approached generalizethis and tried to convince him to turn to the dark side and play the villain in CK. This marked the beginning of rpietila's destructive behaviour against CK, and it could be argued that as generalizethis turned down the offer, rpietila decided it was left to him to add the desired negative polarity in CK, which he has since provided in spades.

This is my best memory of CK as it means right up to this very moment, I still don't know if rpietila is just playing the roll required of the 'dark force' in the Game, or has he actually lost his mind and had a nervous breakdown which has caused him to screw himself and everyone else in the process. Even though CK looks like it's all but dead, the possibility that this has all been part of an elaborate scheme to add the forces of 'darkness' into an otherwise sterile and bland CK world remains.

If rpietila's destructive behaviour is partly explained by him taking up the roll of 'dark lord' and CK villain, then it opens up the possibility that there are co-conspirators working behind the scenes to help achieve this, and if this was the case, then they ALL deserve full marks - the Game does indeed look completely decimated by darkness - and the fact that I don't know what's real and what's bullshit keeps me following CK.

WoW, very well done this casino.

My favorite memory is when I realized Risto was full of fucking shit and we had to fix this game for our god damn selves. Hoorah.

Best Crypto Kingdom Memory

One of my earliest and fondest memories is organizing this architectural competition back in 2014. The winner was going to get lot 1-C-A4 for free so long as they pay to build the winning design on the lot. We had 5 contestants and the winner was the Casino.
All designs can be viewed here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/18-BnmgAThRfDKiLIq0Fi3AFOnk5H2zFjkolTIz04nFI/edit#gid=603258932
My own design came in second last, but I still won a nice gold medal!

Pirate Bay Treasure Hunt



Game Board:

The BOARD is a 20 * 20 BAY with a 5-square MOUTH that grants safe passage, an ISLAND, and a sunken BOAT with 5,000 CKG in TREASURE.

Commands:

GO [N,NE,NW,S,SE,SW,E,W]

SALVAGE [TREASURE]

ATTACK [SHIP " "]

DOCK [REPAIRS, WAIT]

**After 24 real hours, your ship will be considered docked if no command has been issued.

Rules for BOARD:

The MOUTH of the BAY is a safe zone--no combat may take place inside this area. It also grants passage back to CK.

ISLAND has WOOD for repair and grants 10 HP per turn in repairs if docked--you may be attacked if docked.

A MAP may be bought with your current location for 100 SCI without a loss of turn.

Each ship has one command per turn.

Treasure is sunken and requires a turn to SALVAGE.

Treasure remains with any sunken ship until it is salvaged

Rules for COMBAT:

Combat is turned based, so each round is considered a turn.

Turn order is determined by who has a turn left and !d roll. If no player has a turn left, then all turns are determined by !d roll. # of ships each designated 1-X with number rolled determining starting order. Example: 7 ships total. 6 is rolled. Order is 6, 7, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

# of cannons * !d roll determines hit rate. Example: 8 cannons rolls 3 on "!d 8" = 3 hits

Cannon damage = -1 HP.

Once 0 HP is reached, ship is destroyed.

SHIP Stats

SH-SMALL: 29 HP,  4 guns
SH-CHAR: 38 HP, 6 guns
SH-ESC: 43 HP,  4 guns
SH-FUBB: 171 HP, 12 guns

RWC Dividend

1 Million M per share--TY

Drone 1: GO [west]

Drone 2: GO [north]

BEAR: STALK

IC Shop Re-pricing

Some of IC shop's pricing was out of date and was changed to reflect current economy. Most things went down, so adjust your bids accordingly. Also, one GEM will be added/removed per game-year, so stock up while they are available.

https://cryptokingdom.me/marketplace/ic-shop

Best Crypto Kingdom Memory




Bong washed eyeballs
Rinsed with puffy tears
'If I bleed in public, you'll get stained'
'If I shit the bed, will you smell like me?'
'I'm the victim, you did this!'

Mind in circles racing, lonely in the crowd
It's nearly over, no retreat, no surrender now
All who know me need to suffer, i'm the righteous one
The 'Voice' told me what to do
He doesn't regret a thing
'I never lie!'

After many years of work and extensive development, the LRI is now open to the public. Scientists and Engineers are now hard at work researching and developing new technologies and bringing the Kingdom to par with our regional rivals.

This could not have been done without the generous support of private investors who have provided the Institute with land, resources, funding and manpower to start off in great force. A total value of 6 Billion Markka have been raised prior to public opening, and they have already been put to good use to bring the Kingdom's Meat and Fish Curing Technology to modern levels, but more on that later.

With the opening of the LRI, 1/3rd of its value has been put forth on the free market in the form of LRI Shares that any one of you may purchase. Dividends will be paid in the form of M proportional to the revenue generated from research projects and patent ownership. As technology advances, the Institute's worth and demand will undoubtedly go up, so get in while it's affordable.

With that being said, you may also acquire the services of the Institute by commissioning its exceptional team of researchers to study and discover new technology, steer its progress towards a more desired direction or license one or more of its growing portfolio of patents.

- Be the first or the only to make use of cutting-edge technology;
- Turn your ideas into reality in a well-designed and efficient manner;
- Acquire privileges normally reserved only for His Majesty, The King.



These following subjects are currently being considered for the LRI's next research period, although others may be approached due to public demand and investments. What the future holds is as unknown as the depths of the ocean.

If anything catches your eye, or you have your own ideas for pushing the boundaries of our understanding of the world, your contributions are highly regarded.

Now, the first of many future LRI developments has been only recently achieved. Smokehouses are now available for production, and soon the first batch of cured meat will be produced!



A patent license is required to produce your own brand of smokehouse, which is available for a minimum of 30 mil Markka and the construction of 20 smokehouses.

Each smokehouse is capable of curing 200 units of MEAT or SAL which transforms them into tasty and long-lasting cured varieties after an 8 week long smoking process.

For the individual, smokehouses are now available on the market at the low price of 10 mil each, courtesy of the New Department Store!

Keep your meat and fish from spoiling with your very own high-grade smokehouse. A professional team will deliver and install the infrastructure at your desired location and give you a quick and easy instruction on how it operates. Delightful!

It couldn't be any easier. All you need to do is lay out your preferred cuts of meat on the specially-designed racks in the smokehouse, close the door and light the fire in the nearby firepit, then maintain it every other day as the meat cooks into smoky goodness.

Grab your very own Smokehouse™ now!

For more information and assistance in developing your ideas into practical technologies, do not hesitate to contact the Loafenhodl Research Institute Secretariat.

With high aspirations,
Master of Knowledge Johan "Speed" Matthiasson, Ph. D.
CEO, Loafenhodl Research Institute

P.S.: Embedding images in the post doesn't work for some reason, so click on their url or whatever. Also contact me on irc if you need to discuss.

Consumption rates have gone up and the number of promoted characters is still above average, so the rules shall remain the same for the time being.  Rewards also remain the same for another week, as DeptStore is well stocked to fill them and market prices haven't varied too much.

Kid Jim was promoted to L11 due to his Letter of Baronetcy #32 and will maintain this rank for as long as he owns the proof of title (Hint: it can be stolen).

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Spreadsheet with pending promotions and rules and stuff can be found here.

Pending promotions have been issued as follows:

Master Shipwright Kid Jim (#1114) has been granted his rightful baronetcy and the rank of Baronet (L11).
Kristin (#1210) has been granted his rightful baronetcy and the rank of Baronet (L11).

drummerboy (#428) has ascended to the enlightened rank of Great Wizard (L9).

Vigens (#1092) has ascended to the enlightened rank of Great Wizard (L9).
Mulu, the Wizard of Lemons (#1258) has ascended to the enlightened rank of Great Wizard (L9).
Master of Knowledge Johan "Speed" Matthiasson (#1273) has ascended to the enlightened rank of Great Wizard (L9).
Taf (#1906) has ascended to the enlightened rank of Great Wizard (L9).

N Egert (#1287) has attained the rank of Doctor (L8).

Janari (#1460) has attained the rank of Wizard (L7).

Budyn von Sznikers (#1106) has attained the rank of Expert (L5).

Lumen203 (#1119) has attained the rank of Beginner (L3).
Johnny (#2068) has attained the rank of Beginner (L3).
Marco (#2072) has attained the rank of Beginner (L3).

Rewards have also been distributed

Don't forget about the bounty and that consumables spoil now.

Happy consuming.

Drone 1: go east

Drone 2: go north

BEAR: stalk

MGC SHIP GAME "SOON"

Game will start Tuesday. Combat will be in effect, so loss of ships is to be expected. Prize will be in CKG.

SPOIL/CREATE/DIV Round Complete for Production Shares and Civilian NPC


ASKS will need replaced for SPOILed ITEMS (BEER, MEAT, FOIE, SAL, MEAD, VEG). Due to Trade-in Event, no New NPC will be on sale from TOWN (**BREWERs will be available for S-BB holders). Army NPC and Horse's SPOIL/CREATE/PROMOTION Round happens tomorrow.

Congratulations, you've reached the first wall of our game--you may move north, east or west from this point.

Tombot: go east

Drone 1: go north

Drone 2: go south

Updated: a BEAR is being added to the game.



RULES for BEAR:

--takes two bullet hits to kill

--BEAR action during encounters will be determined by !d roll

--commands are STALK, ATTACK, GUARD and RUN

--GUARD will only be effected when there is something to GUARD (PIStol or Bag of M)

--ATTACK has 50% chance of being fatal

--STALK leads to an automatic ATTACK command when BEAR is in range

--BEAR is locked into central point with a 3 square radius from that point

--STALK lasts until player has left BEAR's area or BEAR has ATTACKed

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1 WAI for 1 MERCHANT

Thank you !!