Wealthy people turn crazy because there bored. Being crazy isn't going to help you become wealthy.
God. Please don't get Dank started on the topic of money.
Topic: Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th - page 20. (Read 128893 times)
November 20, 2012, 11:30:36 AM
God. Please don't get Dank started on the topic of money.
November 20, 2012, 11:03:49 AM
Bahahahahaahaha..... Dude needs to grow up... Live like a normal person.... All this crazy talk isn't going to get you anywhere.
It works the other way around... Wealthy people turn crazy because there bored. Being crazy isn't going to help you become wealthy.
It works the other way around... Wealthy people turn crazy because there bored. Being crazy isn't going to help you become wealthy.
November 20, 2012, 05:12:09 AM
Sounds like a wannabe Aldus Huxley
November 20, 2012, 04:53:36 AM
Just say say no, just choose fear, and you will never find heaven.
So your saying people that choose not to take drugs are living in fear?
November 20, 2012, 03:13:58 AM
And Private Pyle is back on the weed.
Assuming he ever chose to face the risk of catching bad soul cancer by abandoning it in the first place?
November 20, 2012, 03:07:30 AM
Just say say no, just choose fear, and you will never find heaven.
Fgervais, you a far from understanding, for your post is full of a description of your judgement, perspective. It not based on logic or fact, you're telling people things without explaining things. You're creating confusion amongst yourself and others.
Fgervais, you a far from understanding, for your post is full of a description of your judgement, perspective. It not based on logic or fact, you're telling people things without explaining things. You're creating confusion amongst yourself and others.
Doesn't heaven imply that you die? What, no more weed to smoke? Also, no reincarnation?
Those judeochristian values are starting to appear in the cracks of your insanity, tsk tsk tsk...
November 20, 2012, 03:06:58 AM
And Private Pyle is back on the weed.
November 20, 2012, 03:01:40 AM
Just say say no, just choose fear, and you will never find heaven.
Fgervais, you a far from understanding, for your post is full of a description of your judgement, perspective. It not based on logic or fact, you're telling people things without explaining things. You're creating confusion amongst yourself and others.
Fgervais, you a far from understanding, for your post is full of a description of your judgement, perspective. It not based on logic or fact, you're telling people things without explaining things. You're creating confusion amongst yourself and others.
November 20, 2012, 02:57:44 AM
You forgot his ability to foretell tsunamis on Thanksgiving and to survive on water alone.
November 20, 2012, 02:53:46 AM
Because it is the true nature of the universe. Your human part of you is dissolved, leaving only the god energy. Leaving fearlessness and boundlessness from logic. When all of earth leaves fear, we will find heaven. You have a choice to live in fear of what you don't understand, or live knowing everything just is. You know the answer, it's up to you to make the choice to relinquish fear and doubt. Love is found in many different shapes and sizes.
This is why children, drugs are a bad thing.
Just say no.
November 20, 2012, 02:52:28 AM
LAWL
I've just laughed so much, my sphincter just torn.
Painful.
I've just laughed so much, my sphincter just torn.
Painful.
November 20, 2012, 02:22:22 AM
TREMBLE MERE MORTALS
The godchild dank shalls rock your balls off in a month, day for day, in celebration of the ascension of the human race on December 21st.
Rejoice! Rejoice! For He has deemed us worthy of a wicked guitar solo, which is by the way totally not the same off-tempo craptacular doodle of a melody he posted here a hundred times. No!
The chosen one has assured us that he will be flailing that axe like motherfucking Hendrix. MOTHERFUCKING HENDRIX. Frankly, you should all piss your pants in humility for being allowed in the mere proximity of electrons carrying thoughts shot straight from his freakin' mind. Like laser beams, only attached to sharks, CAUSE HE'S SPREADING THAT FUCKING AWESOME BUKAKKE OF KNOWLEDGE ALL OVER YOU.
Naysayers might tell you that he has no coherent plan, that he doesn't deem it relevant to hire staff, that it's ok that a couple people die during the event, that he has moldy fudge where his critical thinking should be, I say HERETICS, all of them! Purge the unbelievers with love, or failing that, kerosene.
I also want to vehemently remind you that this precious human being has not only successfully launched a multitude of companies including, but not limited to, seastead manufacturing, owning a mansion for profit, owning a sports car for profit, selling high quality glass pipes by the thousands, driving under the influence, paying a fine for driving under the influence and of course, launching the most beloved chain of hookah lounges the northern hemisphere has ever seen, no!
He did all of this with the help of the universe, through a successful 5 million dollar loan obtained on these very forums, totally unsecured.
Not only has he repaid said loan on time, offering a spare mansion to his creditor as tip, the universe furthermore provided him with another loan, so that he may cover the first. It's totally not a ponzi, SO SAY THE GODCHILD DANK.
Amazingly, all this happened in a parallel universe, so you know it's 100% true!
So where will you be on December 21st, egoslave? At home, surrounded by your so-called loved ones? Working like a fool to pay for trivial and completely irrelevant fallacious things such as food and housing? Simply deluding yourself that not being the godchild is the best thing ever?
NO! Through the power of love you will be attending the glorious arising of our lord and savior, who totally is not a drugged up simpleton mooching off mom and dad, deluding himself that he sings just as well as Nickleback while masturbating furiously as he fixated upon his own gaze in a mirror, in a similar but much, much more delusional way than playing bloody Mary.
You can be sure you will attend, for He has seen this epic concert in a dream, and since then he has amassed many a connection to bring it to bear. He's so busy, he hasn't even taken the time to update his checklist of requirements. Not only should you know these are all already taken care of, but you should bask in the glory of our Dear Leader's sense of drama, waiting but until the last minute to tell us where and when this blessed event will take place.
I SHALL RETURN IN ONE MONTH, to cast scathing judgement on all of you, or at least someone, with maddening taunts of ''I told you so''.
MARK YOUR CALENDARS FEEBLE HUMANS, THE AGE OF DANK IS UPON US.
The godchild dank shalls rock your balls off in a month, day for day, in celebration of the ascension of the human race on December 21st.
Rejoice! Rejoice! For He has deemed us worthy of a wicked guitar solo, which is by the way totally not the same off-tempo craptacular doodle of a melody he posted here a hundred times. No!
The chosen one has assured us that he will be flailing that axe like motherfucking Hendrix. MOTHERFUCKING HENDRIX. Frankly, you should all piss your pants in humility for being allowed in the mere proximity of electrons carrying thoughts shot straight from his freakin' mind. Like laser beams, only attached to sharks, CAUSE HE'S SPREADING THAT FUCKING AWESOME BUKAKKE OF KNOWLEDGE ALL OVER YOU.
Naysayers might tell you that he has no coherent plan, that he doesn't deem it relevant to hire staff, that it's ok that a couple people die during the event, that he has moldy fudge where his critical thinking should be, I say HERETICS, all of them! Purge the unbelievers with love, or failing that, kerosene.
I also want to vehemently remind you that this precious human being has not only successfully launched a multitude of companies including, but not limited to, seastead manufacturing, owning a mansion for profit, owning a sports car for profit, selling high quality glass pipes by the thousands, driving under the influence, paying a fine for driving under the influence and of course, launching the most beloved chain of hookah lounges the northern hemisphere has ever seen, no!
He did all of this with the help of the universe, through a successful 5 million dollar loan obtained on these very forums, totally unsecured.
Not only has he repaid said loan on time, offering a spare mansion to his creditor as tip, the universe furthermore provided him with another loan, so that he may cover the first. It's totally not a ponzi, SO SAY THE GODCHILD DANK.
Amazingly, all this happened in a parallel universe, so you know it's 100% true!
So where will you be on December 21st, egoslave? At home, surrounded by your so-called loved ones? Working like a fool to pay for trivial and completely irrelevant fallacious things such as food and housing? Simply deluding yourself that not being the godchild is the best thing ever?
NO! Through the power of love you will be attending the glorious arising of our lord and savior, who totally is not a drugged up simpleton mooching off mom and dad, deluding himself that he sings just as well as Nickleback while masturbating furiously as he fixated upon his own gaze in a mirror, in a similar but much, much more delusional way than playing bloody Mary.
You can be sure you will attend, for He has seen this epic concert in a dream, and since then he has amassed many a connection to bring it to bear. He's so busy, he hasn't even taken the time to update his checklist of requirements. Not only should you know these are all already taken care of, but you should bask in the glory of our Dear Leader's sense of drama, waiting but until the last minute to tell us where and when this blessed event will take place.
I SHALL RETURN IN ONE MONTH, to cast scathing judgement on all of you, or at least someone, with maddening taunts of ''I told you so''.
MARK YOUR CALENDARS FEEBLE HUMANS, THE AGE OF DANK IS UPON US.
November 20, 2012, 12:15:19 AM
Because it is the true nature of the universe. Your human part of you is dissolved, leaving only the god energy. Leaving fearlessness and boundlessness from logic. When all of earth leaves fear, we will find heaven. You have a choice to live in fear of what you don't understand, or live knowing everything just is. You know the answer, it's up to you to make the choice to relinquish fear and doubt. Love is found in many different shapes and sizes.
Classic Dank changing the subject distraction speech.
November 19, 2012, 06:25:53 PM
Because it is the true nature of the universe. Your human part of you is dissolved, leaving only the god energy. Leaving fearlessness and boundlessness from logic. When all of earth leaves fear, we will find heaven. You have a choice to live in fear of what you don't understand, or live knowing everything just is. You know the answer, it's up to you to make the choice to relinquish fear and doubt. Love is found in many different shapes and sizes.
November 19, 2012, 01:56:35 PM
Sounds more like plain old garden variety tripping balls. The whole feeling omniscient, "seeing" with your mind, awe and wonder at the "interconnectedness of all things" shit is pretty standard effects of psychedelics and dissociatives.
November 19, 2012, 01:18:54 PM
Sounds like Dank's not done his homework.
I reckon its something more like:
http://www.health.am/psy/substance-induced-psychotic-disorder/
November 19, 2012, 02:45:18 AM
Also, note how they only have 75 acres of land, not 1,000.
Sounds like Dank's not done his homework.
November 19, 2012, 12:25:03 AM
Hey Dank, I'm not sure if you realize this, but if your music festival goes ahead & you get 1 million people you will officially have broken the guinness world record for the worlds largest music festival.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summerfest
Also, note how they only have 75 acres of land, not 1,000.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summerfest
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Summerfest attracts between 800,000 and 1,000,000 people each year, promoting itself as "The World's Largest Music Festival", a title certified by the Guinness World Records since 1999
Also, note how they only have 75 acres of land, not 1,000.
November 19, 2012, 12:21:43 AM
You can. Anyone can feel love, drugs make it easier for some people and they should do what works for them.
Everybody is scared to love. Love is nothing to fear.
Everybody is scared to love. Love is nothing to fear.
I was always though people use drugs to escape from reality. I suppose if you have no job or money then you would use drugs as a support crutch.
November 18, 2012, 04:54:24 PM
You can. Anyone can feel love, drugs make it easier for some people and they should do what works for them.
Everybody is scared to love. Love is nothing to fear.
Everybody is scared to love. Love is nothing to fear.
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