Blood isn't a currency, security, or commodity. Blood banks don't accept monetary deposits or give out interest based on those deposits. Most importantly, blood banks do not pretend to be a financial organization.
The fact that you cant tell the difference between a sperm bank and a financial institution speaks volumes about why there are so many people getting victimized by criminals on this forum.
Topic: Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th - page 44. (Read 128876 times)
October 10, 2012, 06:59:07 PM
October 10, 2012, 06:53:40 PM
So a blood bank is illegal? or a sperm Bank? I know impersonating a U.S Gov agent is illegal not matter what.... If you are a agent have you identified yourself yet? If not whats up with the name, and messing with Dank?
October 10, 2012, 06:48:54 PM
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What seems to be the concern? What laws am I violating?
As i said before, I am not interested in talking to you over PM. Since this relates specifically to your business, this thread is the appropriate place for this discussion (and serves as a warning to others who may use your business model.)
I have already stated how you are in violation of the law earlier in the thread. Nothing has changed between now and then, so reread the thread if you are still unsure of why your "bank" is illegal.
October 10, 2012, 06:22:09 PM
So "dank", I see you still haven't changed the name of your "bank". I'd hoped that you would have realized the seriousness of your situation here and done the sensable thing (I hate to see a young man ruin his life because of his own hubris).
You must really be attached to that name to not change it with your freedom on the line. Perhaps the problem is that you don't understand what is at stake here, so I will explain.
Federal prison houses some of the nastiest, most violent offenders in the US. A young starry-eyed stoner like yourself will be taken advantage of in no time flat. No amount of karma or magical thinking will save you there. You will be at the mercy of people who have nothing better to do all day than lift weights and rape or assault the weaker inmates (you).
When you are given the choice between getting stabbed to death in the shower or tossing a grown mans salad, which option will you take? Think about it now, because it is a choice you will have to make on a daily basis real soon.
The choice you have now is an easy one: change your "bank's" name or face a horror no man or woman should ever have to face.
You must really be attached to that name to not change it with your freedom on the line. Perhaps the problem is that you don't understand what is at stake here, so I will explain.
Federal prison houses some of the nastiest, most violent offenders in the US. A young starry-eyed stoner like yourself will be taken advantage of in no time flat. No amount of karma or magical thinking will save you there. You will be at the mercy of people who have nothing better to do all day than lift weights and rape or assault the weaker inmates (you).
When you are given the choice between getting stabbed to death in the shower or tossing a grown mans salad, which option will you take? Think about it now, because it is a choice you will have to make on a daily basis real soon.
The choice you have now is an easy one: change your "bank's" name or face a horror no man or woman should ever have to face.
October 10, 2012, 05:16:02 PM
100 BTC and 50 BTC principle investments returned 3 days and 8 days early, respectively.
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October 10, 2012, 04:47:08 PM
Why won't you nerd trolls leave dank alone? You're just adding doubt which is the last thing he needs. Why not wait until the end of the year? You'll all see.
Heck, I'll be rich by then and just fund his concert myself. Just to show you sad trolls, and for the benefit of bringing man-kind together for an important message.
Seriously, don't you have anything better to do?
-Zoey
Heck, I'll be rich by then and just fund his concert myself. Just to show you sad trolls, and for the benefit of bringing man-kind together for an important message.
Seriously, don't you have anything better to do?
-Zoey
If it wasn't for dank's critics, there'd be nobody posting in dank's threads except for dank and he'd have to find another way to attention whore and keep it on the front page. He pretty much uses this thread as a LiveJournal anyway and it probably should have been moved to off-topic long ago.
Nobody's counting down the days left until the end of the year more than us. I can't wait to see what bullshit excuse dank pulls out for not putting on a concert bigger than Woodstock as December 31 draws closer.
dank's thread definitely doesn't belong in Long Term Offers. At best, he's taking out personal loans so it belongs in the general Lending forum.
October 10, 2012, 04:38:03 PM
Why won't you nerd trolls leave dank alone? You're just adding doubt which is the last thing he needs. Why not wait until the end of the year? You'll all see.
Heck, I'll be rich by then and just fund his concert myself. Just to show you sad trolls, and for the benefit of bringing man-kind together for an important message.
Seriously, don't you have anything better to do?
-Zoey
Heck, I'll be rich by then and just fund his concert myself. Just to show you sad trolls, and for the benefit of bringing man-kind together for an important message.
Seriously, don't you have anything better to do?
-Zoey
October 10, 2012, 04:36:41 PM
Not multiple universes. The universe comprises everything, so there can only be one of everything (except alternate realities/dimensions).
Bubble universe theory.
Oh God, don't go giving Dank new phrases, he's having enough trouble following things as it is.
October 10, 2012, 04:22:29 PM
Not multiple universes. The universe comprises everything, so there can only be one of everything (except alternate realities/dimensions).
Bubble universe theory.
October 10, 2012, 03:47:10 PM
Isn't it clear by now that dank is taking all you guys for a ride? I seriously wonder why any of you even bother. 
October 10, 2012, 02:59:36 PM
If you read the post you just quoted, we have separate egos. I cannot tell you your life experiences, because those are your ego's experiences.
So in addition to blowing it when it came to the Hookah Lounge and all your other penny ante schemes, you don't even understand the metaphysical meanings of "ego" and "consciousness".
Life experiences make up our consciousness, which you claim that we all share, in some kind of weird hive-mind-esque linkage.
Learn your goddamn terms, Dank.
So you still wear velcro shoes, right?
October 10, 2012, 02:50:43 PM
If you read the post you just quoted, we have separate egos. I cannot tell you your life experiences, because those are your ego's experiences.
So in addition to blowing it when it came to the Hookah Lounge and all your other penny ante schemes, you don't even understand the metaphysical meanings of "ego" and "consciousness".
Life experiences make up our consciousness, which you claim that we all share, in some kind of weird hive-mind-esque linkage.
Learn your goddamn terms, Dank.
October 10, 2012, 02:29:58 PM
So dank is the one behind Pornhub's "Save the Boobs" campaign?
October 10, 2012, 02:05:04 PM
If he's found a buyer for his cure to cancer I bet he'll have enough money for the music festival.
Makes you think!
Makes you think!
October 10, 2012, 01:44:17 PM
If you read the post you just quoted, we have separate egos. I cannot tell you your life experiences, because those are your ego's experiences.
So in addition to blowing it when it came to the Hookah Lounge and all your other penny ante schemes, you don't even understand the metaphysical meanings of "ego" and "consciousness".
Life experiences make up our consciousness, which you claim that we all share, in some kind of weird hive-mind-esque linkage.
Learn your goddamn terms, Dank.
Dude will redefine any term to his liking, don't waste your breath. Still giggling from his interpretation of "creationism".
October 10, 2012, 01:42:55 PM
If you read the post you just quoted, we have separate egos. I cannot tell you your life experiences, because those are your ego's experiences.
So in addition to blowing it when it came to the Hookah Lounge and all your other penny ante schemes, you don't even understand the metaphysical meanings of "ego" and "consciousness".
Life experiences make up our consciousness, which you claim that we all share, in some kind of weird hive-mind-esque linkage.
Learn your goddamn terms, Dank.
October 10, 2012, 01:41:29 PM
Very cute, your tactics remind me, very much, of this article: http://the2012scenario.com/2012/10/i-was-a-paid-internet-shill/
Your senses are work of neurons and chemicals in your brain too, so what makes this reality anymore real?
So there are multiple realities, except that this one doesn't count? Why not?
This is a reality consciousness has created, it is not the true nature of our universe.
Your senses are work of neurons and chemicals in your brain too, so what makes this reality anymore real?
The problem is, I don't think you've experienced anything beyond this reality, which isn't real.
So there are multiple realities, except that this one doesn't count? Why not?
If you weren't so far up your ass, I could try to nudge you towards the correct answer, by saying that your consciousness created your version of reality (ie, we all have one, even within the frame a shared reality), but your self-important ass needs to think your reality is the only reality.
Go read the Allegory of the Cave when you come down from whatever shit you put in your system.
You sound so hostile, is there something bothering you?
I guess I'm the kind of guy that likes to kick puppies, but then again I never stated I can't be affected by others unless I choose to let them do so.
Oh, and if you were looking to contradict me, the better approach might have involved prefacing your drivel with "I think there are..." instead of, you know, illustrating my point.
October 10, 2012, 01:38:23 PM
Very cute, your tactics remind me, very much, of this article: http://the2012scenario.com/2012/10/i-was-a-paid-internet-shill/
Your senses are work of neurons and chemicals in your brain too, so what makes this reality anymore real?
So there are multiple realities, except that this one doesn't count? Why not?
This is a reality consciousness has created, it is not the true nature of our universe.
Your senses are work of neurons and chemicals in your brain too, so what makes this reality anymore real?
The problem is, I don't think you've experienced anything beyond this reality, which isn't real.
So there are multiple realities, except that this one doesn't count? Why not?
If you weren't so far up your ass, I could try to nudge you towards the correct answer, by saying that your consciousness created your version of reality (ie, we all have one, even within the frame a shared reality), but your self-important ass needs to think your reality is the only reality.
Go read the Allegory of the Cave when you come down from whatever shit you put in your system.
You sound so hostile, is there something bothering you?
October 10, 2012, 01:10:50 PM
Very cute, your tactics remind me, very much, of this article: http://the2012scenario.com/2012/10/i-was-a-paid-internet-shill/
Your senses are work of neurons and chemicals in your brain too, so what makes this reality anymore real?
So there are multiple realities, except that this one doesn't count? Why not?
This is a reality consciousness has created, it is not the true nature of our universe.
Your senses are work of neurons and chemicals in your brain too, so what makes this reality anymore real?
The problem is, I don't think you've experienced anything beyond this reality, which isn't real.
So there are multiple realities, except that this one doesn't count? Why not?
If you weren't so far up your ass, I could try to nudge you towards the correct answer, by saying that your consciousness created your version of reality (ie, we all have one, even within the frame a shared reality), but your self-important ass needs to think your reality is the only reality.
Go read the Allegory of the Cave when you come down from whatever shit you put in your system.
October 10, 2012, 12:54:40 PM
Very cute, your tactics remind me, very much, of this article: http://the2012scenario.com/2012/10/i-was-a-paid-internet-shill/
Your senses are work of neurons and chemicals in your brain too, so what makes this reality anymore real?
So there are multiple realities, except that this one doesn't count? Why not?
This is a reality consciousness has created, it is not the true nature of our universe.
Your senses are work of neurons and chemicals in your brain too, so what makes this reality anymore real?
The problem is, I don't think you've experienced anything beyond this reality, which isn't real.
So there are multiple realities, except that this one doesn't count? Why not?
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