So I can grow faster, is there an issue with parents supporting their son?
I'm really curious, has anyone tried gazing directly into their eyes, for 30 seconds, in a mirror?
Curious, I did. Boy, that was weird. I really was doubting you, but after almost 25 seconds of smug self assurance, something happened.
I fucking saw something.
Something started to subtly dance all around me. The colours I know I should have seen changed, dimming rapidly. My focus went from the image in front of me to somewhere a thousand yards away. Something was fighting to come out, something I thought I could fight back forever.
I saw... I felt my aura, for lack of better words.
The in the pit of my stomach, something starting gnawing at me. Was it self-doubt? Was I finally in the presence of something I couldn't explain, that was tangible proof of my soul? After all, if this was possible, what else was?
Almost a minute in, it finally happened. Something that I just had to share with everyone today. Something that I almost wished I could have recorded somehow, to be able to share with everyone I knew.
I let one of the most epic, awe inspiring farts I have ever known fly. God damn, I wish you could have been there to witness it. The perfect storm storm born of midterm energy drink abuse and what must have surely been one of the incredible General Tao take-out I ate this year.
I mean, I actually felt my knees wanting to give out under me. I actually had to hold on to the counter next to me.
After all was said at done, basking in the feeling of accomplishment and manliness, I looked into the mirror once more. Winking at the sexy beast that met my gaze, I rubbed my eyes for a second, and allowed my vision to balance itself once again.
I distinctly remember saying to myself that what had happened to me must have been more of a proof of the existence of the god than anything you wrote. After all, how could we be able of such feats unless we were part of some grander design?
Regardless, had I not taken the time to wander in my own eyes, I'm not sure if I could have escaped my daily grind long enough to focus on the perfect storm caught in my loins.
All hail dank, bringer of farts!
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Epilogue
I'm not even going to bother with the science behind your little trick, I'll just say "palinopsia". If you ever want to edumacate yourself, google around. If you'd rather stay at the level of 12 year old girls daring each other to stare into a mirror while saying "bloody Mary" three time while holding a candle at a slumber party, meh, go for it.
Stare into this for 30 seconds, then look at your hand. Knowing you, you should rationalize this as a religious experience too!
So I can grow faster, is there an issue with parents supporting their son?
When their son is jobless and not going to school, then yes -- yes there is an issue with that. It means that instead of being an adult and learning to balance hobbies and work, you are simply taking handouts from your parents. Even if you have plans to turn your hobbies into a profession, if and until that happens, you need to earn your own money and not accept handouts. If you have a method for making more than 1.2-2%/
month week, your parents should see you as independent and no longer a child who needs their support.
FTFY.