Topic: Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th - page 41. (Read 128919 times)

Nobody said anything about needing.

So you need financial support despite having a way to earn more than 1.2-2%/month? 

I don't know, to be supportive?


Dank Bank does not simulate any financial institution.  You're saying IBB and any other loan taker is fraudulently simulating a financial institution, which is simply not true.

Hell, you might as well claim Bitcoin is fraudulently simulating the federal reserve.

I don't know why anyone would be stupid enough to give him money, but get a life dude. If its so damn illegal call 911 or stfu.

If you have a way to make more than 1.2-2% interest/week, every week, why do you ask your parents for money? 

No, it is a bitness, nothing more.

Even if it was, I have committed no acts of fraud.  It's all good.

*sigh*

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_institution

And yes, it would.

It sure has.

Dank Bank: noun - The highest quality bitcoin, interest paying, deposit service.

No financial institution here.  If I were to be arrested for Dank Bank, any other person asking for a loan would be subject to arrest as well.

The public education system has failed you, "dank". You really are too stupid to understand the situation you are in. You are fraudulently representing yourself as a financial institution, a criminal act punishable by a fine of 1 million dollars and 30 years in jail. Any prosecutor worth his salt will nail you on securities and commodities fraud, which is punishable up to 25 years in jail.

I don't know which is more sad; the fact that (in all likelyhood) you are going to get arrested for being too stupid to change the name of your Internet begging pan, or the fact that you will probably die by wandering into traffic before it goes to trial.

I genuinely feel sorry for you now. 

The thing is, no financial institution functions like Dank Bank.  I'm getting bitcoin loans and repaying them with interest, just like any other user dose.  Allow me to clarify.

Dank Bank: noun - The highest quality bitcoin, interest paying, deposit service.

I base this on the fact that though all the other long term offers have gone sour, Dank Bank stays fresh and strong.

Glad we could clear this up, have a good night.

There might be some truth behind it being illegal to act as a "Bank"


but I doubt any judge would put you in jail for having a hobby that hurts no one. Police, Sec Agents on the other hand get hardon's just thinking about touching a "suspect"

Yoir lliteracy and poor reading comprehension is sad, "dank", but it wont stop a judge from throwing you into prison for a very long time.

(Tick tock)

Woo!  Had me real worried for a second, thought I had done broke the law.

Good thing I haven't defrauded anyone of anything.

I have already stated how you were in violation of the law multiple times, "dank".  Apparently, you have smoked yourself stupid, and cant remember what happened yesterday. A couple years of sobriety and prison rape will clear that right up.




So you can stop feigning ignorance,

Bank fraud; 18 u.s.c. 1344

 Whoever knowingly executes, or attempts to execute, a scheme or artifice—

(1) to defraud a financial institution; or

(2) to obtain any of the moneys, funds, credits, assets, securities, or other property owned by, or under the custody or control of, a financial institution, by means of false or fraudulent pretenses, representations, or promises;

shall be fined not more than $1,000,000 or imprisoned not more than 30 years, or both.

In addition,

 Bank fraud is the use of fraudulent means to obtain money, assets, or other property owned or held by a financial institution, or to obtain money from depositors by fraudulently representing to be a bank or financial institution.

(Read that last part again)



Securities and commodities fraud; 18 u.s.c. 1348

 Whoever knowingly executes, or attempts to execute, a scheme or artifice—

(1) to defraud any person in connection with any commodity for future delivery, or any option on a commodity for future delivery, or any security of an issuer with a class of securities registered under section 12 of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934 (15 U.S.C. 78l) or that is required to file reports under section 15(d) of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934 (15 U.S.C. 78o (d)); or

(2) to obtain, by means of false or fraudulent pretenses, representations, or promises, any money or property in connection with the purchase or sale of any commodity for future delivery, or any option on a commodity for future delivery, or any security of an issuer with a class of securities registered under section 12 of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934 (15 U.S.C. 78l) or that is required to file reports under section 15(d) of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934 (15 U.S.C. 78o (d));

shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned not more than 25 years, or both.










Tick tock, "dank", Tick tock.

Just got my principal back plus the interest paid. Good deal!

Can you clarify on the simulators concept?  It sounds like you found truth in mushrooms.

[quote[Honestly, I'm not sure what idea you're trying to express.  Our reality is very disillusioned from the truth, but it can still be found.[//quote]

the simulators can see us but we can't see them.  there is no truth, only the phony facade that surrounds us.  go one day to a crystal clear lake and run for a mile after drowing yourself in tequila, methylenedioxypyrovalerone, and mushrooms.  sit by the water and stare at your hands.  now you know the truth.

Honestly, I'm not sure what idea you're trying to express.  Our reality is very disillusioned from the truth, but it can still be found.

if you mean an electronically simulated illusion of collective consciousness, sure, but it is a phony granfalloon designed to keep us placated and compliant within the bounds of traditional thinking. there just trying to keep us unaware of the truth all around us.