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Topic: Dank Bank Deposits - dank's soul is claimed! - New music Nov 30th - page 55. (Read 128893 times)

legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
Well, you must know my finances and investments better than me, don't you?

I provided ID to two people, senbonzakura and Eisenhower, to whom I paid back 27 BTC, today.  Dank Bank isn't a ponzi, seriously, with 8 clients, 3 active clients?  Two of which will be receiving their principle back this week, early.

Your plan is not complicated once you understand that most of what you say is false.
Except everything I say is true.
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
mlawrence, you could just say everything I write is false, I never found happiness, I don't believe in god, I never fell in love and I'm just a malicious scammer with a highly complicated scheme to convince people otherwise.  Or I could just be telling the truth, which do you see being more probable?

You refuse to identify yourself.
You refuse to identify how you make money
You run a ponzi scheme.

It's more probable you are lying to scam people.  Your plan is not complicated once you understand that most of what you say is false.
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
Ever since I figured out all this silly karma stuff, I became happy (truly happy) for the first time, defeated my depression.  I lost weight, felt healthier and looked better than ever before, in a minute time period.  I found real friends that I connect to, I fell in love, I started playing guitar and I'm now financially stable.  I solved most all my problems.  Say what you want, believe what you want, but all this shit happened, this year, because I started thinking positively, acting out of my conscious, love.

You're not financially stable!  Man, take a basic accounting course.

Once you spend the money you were allegedly given, new money does not appear to take its place.

I overcame depression and lost weight as well (feeling and looking healthier comes from that) but I'm not so stupid as to think it's an invisible force no one has ever measured.

I did all those things because I had a goal.  
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
Bear, or just use the internet.  I'm not looking for detailed knowledge of quantum physics, a general understanding of it is all I need to relate it to other aspects of life, which I feel I have.

Rep, I'd say it's still, technically, a donation.  I'd also say working to become a globally renowned musician, in a few months, is a bit more than navel-gazing.

mlawrence, you could just say everything I write is false, I never found happiness, I don't believe in god, I never fell in love and I'm just a malicious scammer with a highly elaborate scheme to convince people otherwise.  Or I could just be telling the truth, which do you see being more probable?
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
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Licking my boob since 1970
When your parents give you money to help you out and expect no repayment, it's not a "donation".

That's assuming he actually received $4,200.  I think it's a marketing ploy "hey other people have trusted him, I will too!"
hero member
Activity: 868
Merit: 1000
When your parents give you money to help you out and expect no repayment, it's not a "donation".

I do tend to agree with you that a lot of people go to university straight out of school "just because" and don't really gain anything from the experience.  That shouldn't be an excuse for sitting around navel-gazing though.
hero member
Activity: 518
Merit: 500
Most people I know don't have a damn clue what they want to learn out of college and mainly want it for the social experience.  You don't need to learn out of a textbook to learn for yourself.


You need to get closer to a better college.

If you don't want to read a textbook, you could go to the source material. Visit a college library, they will have back issues of journals reporting the research.

Or I guess you could go do hundreds of years worth of research by yourself replicating the work of thousands of very smart people. That might take longer though.
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
(snipped OTT piss-take)

Sorry Dank, I forgot there was an actual human being behind your posts. Sad


Too bad, I found it quite funny, and probably realistic.  Smiley
hero member
Activity: 868
Merit: 1000
The two donations were for me, not the music festival, obviously.  This money is not in BTC yet, but it will be.  Funny how BTC dropped down to $11, right before I needed to buy lots of BTC.  Couldn't be karma though, nah...

So there's a way for people to donate to you in fiat (must be if said donations aren't in BTC yet)?  You need to start promoting that elsewhere.  This is a small community and a lot of people who'd love the idea of donating towards putting on a music festival aren't going to bother if they have to go to the hassle of obtaining BTC first.  You need to make donating as easy as possible for as many people as possible.
full member
Activity: 182
Merit: 100
Look upon me, BitcoinTalk, for I...am...Rarity!
I can tell the trolls here are distracting and confusing you, but I am entirely genuine and only here to help.  If you refuse donations because of paranoia you are never going to be able to reach your donation goals.  
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
Rarity, I get that you're a troll and you take great pride in your highly humorous posts, but no.
full member
Activity: 182
Merit: 100
Look upon me, BitcoinTalk, for I...am...Rarity!
Will you guys please stop trying to distract Dank from the tasks at hand?  Dank, please e-mail me identity verification so I can send my donation for the Splendour in the Dank festival.

In addition, I work in public relations so I would like to offer my services in that capacity to help organize the festival.  Since the fundraising is just beginning and you don't yet have enough funds to pay me instead I would accept being given the naming rights for the festival.

Get in touch: [email protected]
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
See, fgervais, if you haven't realize, you're only judging people.  How can you call someone a loser if you don't know them, in fact how can you call a group of people, that you don't know, losers?
full member
Activity: 140
Merit: 100
Most people I know don't have a damn clue what they want to learn out of college and mainly want it for the social experience.  You don't need to learn out of a textbook to learn for yourself.

You hang out with losers then.

You know, when a society is so devoid of love, it's hard to experience true happiness.  I don't care to judge you guys like you judge me, but let me tell you, you've never felt true happiness if you've never let the pure beauty of love bring you to tears.

- What color is the sky?
- Chair!

Ever since I figured out all this silly karma stuff, I became happy (truly happy) for the first time, defeated my depression.  I lost weight, felt healthier and looked better than ever before, in a minute time period.  I found real friends that I connect to, I fell in love, I started playing guitar and I'm now financially stable.  I solved most all my problems.  Say what you want, believe what you want, but all this shit happened, this year, because I started thinking positively, acting out of my conscious, love.

Lol.
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
Most people I know don't have a damn clue what they want to learn out of college and mainly want it for the social experience.  You don't need to learn out of a textbook to learn for yourself.

You know, when a society is so devoid of love, it's hard to experience true happiness.  I don't care to judge you guys like you judge me, but let me tell you, you've never felt true happiness if you've never let the pure beauty of love bring you to tears.

Ever since I figured out all this silly karma stuff, I became happy (truly happy) for the first time, defeated my depression.  I lost weight, felt healthier and looked better than ever before, in a minute time period.  I found real friends that I connect to, I fell in love, I started playing guitar and I'm now financially stable.  I solved most all my problems.  Say what you want, believe what you want, but all this shit happened, this year, because I started thinking positively, acting out of my conscious, love.
full member
Activity: 562
Merit: 100
(snipped OTT piss-take)

Sorry Dank, I forgot there was an actual human being behind your posts. Sad
Vod
legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
In a crowd of a million people, is no one going to get hurt? More precisely, can you guarantee this?

He better guarantee it with forced control karma, because if one person gets killed, and there was no security, then dank goes to jail, where bigger prison guys will show him their own version of karma.  Tongue
hero member
Activity: 518
Merit: 500

What would have come out of me had I gone to college?  Let's see, getting wasted, partying, sacrificing all of my energy to college for four years instead of harnessing it the way I feel is best.  Yeah, I'll pass on college.

Most people who go to college do so to learn things.

I guess you are right, you do not have to go to college. But before you start spouting stupid nonsense about quantum mechanics you should go read a college level textbook. Not having taken any college level physics/calculus classes would make such a book hard to understand, so start by learning calculus and physics. It is possible to teach yourself all these things, but most people find it easier with a professor to guide them.

While you are at the college bookstore, you should pick up a few of the introductory accounting and finance books. Just reading the first couple pages would help you use the right terms for what you are doing at your "bank".
full member
Activity: 140
Merit: 100
Don't know where to start.

Now you now how we feel reading you.

Hunter, karma is the basis of the universe/god, I do know what it is.  This idea that I don't put out any hard work is getting old, you all simply have no clue how much work I put into a day.

Cool, why not give us a little "a day in the miserable life of dank" exposé then.

The two donations were for me, not the music festival, obviously.  This money is not in BTC yet, but it will be.  Funny how BTC dropped down to $11, right before I needed to buy lots of BTC.  Couldn't be karma though, nah...

You share a similar language, nay, pathology with chronic loto players.

mlawrence, organizing an event is different than doing it all yourself.  It will be a united effort that interested people will likely volunteer for.  Legal malarkey is not natural, it's not needed, it's wanted.

In a crowd of a million people, is no one going to get hurt? More precisely, can you guarantee this?

What would have come out of me had I gone to college?  Let's see, getting wasted, partying, sacrificing all of my energy to college for four years instead of harnessing it the way I feel is best.  Yeah, I'll pass on college.

Yeah, because there is absolutely no way that one can go to college without it being a non-stop Van Wilder marathon. I mean, fuck going to your classes, actually doing the work, getting a job and socialize without getting shitfaced, right?
full member
Activity: 562
Merit: 100
Funny how BTC dropped down to $11, right before I needed to buy lots of BTC.  Couldn't be karma though, nah...

Give me a heads up next time you're contemplating buying BTC dude. I'd be the boss of the speculation forum with this kind of inside info.
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