Here's my latest haul of spam from these the creepy Trump clan since my last report yesterday:
Meet President Trump Your plane ticket - Attached 11:13 am
Donald J. Trump Hillary + Joe - They're as crooked as they come. 10:26 am
Eric Trump This isn¿t like you - 9:52 am
Donald J. Trump Our Nation¿s children - We must think of them. 8:16 am
Trump Platinum Card Your name in platinum - It looks good. 7:50 am
Donald J. Trump Hillary Clinton - She just won't go away. 7:06 am
Donald J. Trump Hillary Clinton - She just won't go away. 5:10 am
FREE TRUMP GEAR FREE GIFT - Exclusively for big league supporters 3:32 am
Donald J. Trump {first_name}¿s Platinum Membership Card - Get your Off 1:09 am
Trump Match Alert Congratulations! - You're our weekly winner. Jul 9
And here's the body of the message where they implied that my airplane ticket, presumably to one of the Trump/Pompeo baby-kill rituals in some subterranean Masonic temple under Jerusalem, is attached:
{first_name},
Is everything OK?
President Trump asked us if you were available to meet him at an upcoming event but we
told him we hadn¿t heard from you yet. You¿ve always been one of our BEST supporters,
and NOT entering just isn¿t like you.
The President is going to call us again soon for an update. Can we confirm your RSVP
when he calls?
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, {first_name}, so don¿t wait any longer.
Please contribute $100 TODAY to win a chance to meet your favorite President and take
a picture together. >>
You've been selected to meet President Trump
CONTRIBUTE $400
CONTRIBUTE $300
CONTRIBUTE $200
CONTRIBUTE $100
CONTRIBUTE ANY AMOUNT
Remember, if you win:
We¿ll cover your flight
We¿ll cover your hotel
We¿ll cover your meal
You¿ll get to bring a guest
And you¿ll get to take a photo with the President!
There are only a few days left to contribute to win. This may be your only chance to meet
the President. Don¿t miss your chance.
Please contribute $100 IMMEDIATELY to enter to win this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Thank you,
Team Trump 2020
CONTRIBUTE $100
I was shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, that there was no ticket attached after all. Only the ninth email that day asking for my 'love gift' of a few hundred dollars. They lied to me
I think I'm going to cry...