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sr. member
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May 21, 2017, 07:27:33 PM
Gravity lovers popped-up so it is time for educational lessons again:

Imaginary magic force in the sky called gravity in reality simply does not exist:

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I think you meant to write "Imaginary magic force in the sky called God in reality simply does not exist".   Wink
hero member
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May 21, 2017, 06:51:40 PM
Gravity lovers popped-up so it is time for educational lessons again:

Imaginary magic force in the sky called gravity in reality simply does not exist:

-one of my favourite debunking videos by subphotonic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UCDhKiUgFc

-top priests of religion of scientism Neil the smart grasshole Tyson, Laurence Krauss the douchebag and Bill Lie the liar, all fail to define gravity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9qm8NpVARQ

 
legendary
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legendary
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May 21, 2017, 04:42:37 PM

But, but but...

Somebody has to try to make Youtube the authority for science in this life.

 Grin
legendary
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May 21, 2017, 03:49:24 PM
derp

No cartoons on TV this morning, tiger?

 Cheesy

Is that the best you got? No images of disabled people with my username pasted on top? No superimposed faeces onto a screenshot of my forum posts?

You disappoint me nomad, you're losing your sparkle.

I would ask how your mother is, but she just left and she seemed pretty satisfied. I'm not sure if she believes in a spherical Earth, but she is certainly a fan of balls.

My balls. (am I doing this right?)

So, not only are you a moronic retard, but you're a necrophiliac as well.

Nice work, happy-pants.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/dc/dcceadd918f3df44c35aa122b769dbc9e8590cfaa591c1ad2abbe21fa8b7b958.jpg

Haha I fucked your dead mom!

Also she told me the world is round, so uh... sorry I guess?

I said that you are a moronic retard, and a necrophiliac.

I didn't say my mom is dead, you absurdly idiotic cunt.

Keep your retarded sexual fantasies to yourself, goof.
legendary
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May 21, 2017, 03:38:56 PM


iPhone and Android Level App Can Help Prove Flat Earth?
https://youtu.be/-_6rvWZyCKY?t=4m20s


ROFL....The guy says when the phone is on the table the gravity should be zero.  Wtf.  

This is what you get when people do not understand simple Physics.

The force of gravity is acting on your phone, table and you no matter  where the phone is, on the table, on the way down to the floor  or has already been dropped  to the floor.  The guy thinks gravity is acting on the object only when that object is moving.   What a tool!

Holy fuck man, stop sniffing solvents.

You're getting dumber by the minute.
legendary
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May 21, 2017, 03:37:17 PM
derp

No cartoons on TV this morning, tiger?

 Cheesy

Is that the best you got? No images of disabled people with my username pasted on top? No superimposed faeces onto a screenshot of my forum posts?

You disappoint me nomad, you're losing your sparkle.

I would ask how your mother is, but she just left and she seemed pretty satisfied. I'm not sure if she believes in a spherical Earth, but she is certainly a fan of balls.

My balls. (am I doing this right?)

So, not only are you a moronic retard, but you're a necrophiliac as well.

Nice work, happy-pants.



Haha I fucked your dead mom!

Also she told me the world is round, so uh... sorry I guess?
legendary
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May 21, 2017, 03:25:37 PM
Screw science.... Screw common sense. Yep. The world is flat Smiley

You keep going North and you fall off the edge. Satellites are a myth too btw.

Why is this thread so popular? Every day I log in this one is on top of the Off-Topic section. Is this thread by itself something of a forum meme?

Oh and pretty easy experiment to check for yourself if the earth is flat or not. Just walk in a straight line for a while until you get to your starting point again. Pretty sure somebody has thought of that in 300 pages, but oh well. Only problem is you might have to figure out how to walk on water.

Another couple of uninformed assholes who post retarded comments about topics they have zero knowledge about.

Don't be an uninformed and retarded asshole like these two halfwit derelict twats.

RESEARCH FLAT EARTH
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%22flat+earth%22
newbie
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May 21, 2017, 03:03:09 PM
Why is this thread so popular? Every day I log in this one is on top of the Off-Topic section. Is this thread by itself something of a forum meme?

Oh and pretty easy experiment to check for yourself if the earth is flat or not. Just walk in a straight line for a while until you get to your starting point again. Pretty sure somebody has thought of that in 300 pages, but oh well. Only problem is you might have to figure out how to walk on water.
jr. member
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May 21, 2017, 02:53:20 PM
Screw science.... Screw common sense. Yep. The world is flat Smiley

You keep going North and you fall off the edge. Satellites are a myth too btw.
legendary
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May 21, 2017, 02:22:04 PM
^^^  Princess Peaches Spermburper, Head Mouthpiece @ Hermaphrodites for Heliocentrism, Inc.




Ignored.
legendary
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May 21, 2017, 01:49:02 PM
derp

No cartoons on TV this morning, tiger?

 Cheesy

Is that the best you got? No images of disabled people with my username pasted on top? No superimposed faeces onto a screenshot of my forum posts?

You disappoint me nomad, you're losing your sparkle.

I would ask how your mother is, but she just left and she seemed pretty satisfied. I'm not sure if she believes in a spherical Earth, but she is certainly a fan of balls.

My balls. (am I doing this right?)

So, not only are you a moronic retard, but you're a necrophiliac as well.

Nice work, happy-pants.
legendary
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May 21, 2017, 12:45:52 PM
derp

No cartoons on TV this morning, tiger?

 Cheesy

Is that the best you got? No images of disabled people with my username pasted on top? No superimposed faeces onto a screenshot of my forum posts?

You disappoint me nomad, you're losing your sparkle.

I would ask how your mother is, but she just left and she seemed pretty satisfied. I'm not sure if she believes in a spherical Earth, but she is certainly a fan of balls.

My balls. (am I doing this right?)
legendary
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May 21, 2017, 12:17:03 PM
derp

No cartoons on TV this morning, tiger?
legendary
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May 21, 2017, 11:42:53 AM


Earth is a flat, level plane with NO curvature. RESEARCH IT!
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Earth+is+a+flat+level+plane


Fix your calculator.

http://mathcentral.uregina.ca/qq/database/qq.09.97/dyck2.html

It is 7.98 inches per mile.  

So in 100 miles, there is 798 inches or 66.5 ft of curvature.


Not my calculator, not my meme.

But thanks for your valuable input, Sluggo.

So then, where is the 66.5 ft of missing curvature?

While you're scratching your head...

...say goodbye to the ball.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z0ogZYi0k0


Who says it is missing?

Long range shooting needs to take the curvature drop into account.

It is there, 8 inches per mile.


It says: "it can hit a target 100 miles away in a perfectly straight line", so why would they have "to take the curvature drop into account" to correct for a 66.5 ft (mythical) curve that there is supposed to be at 100 miles away, Colonel Slingblade?

Do you know what a perfectly straight line is? (Don't ask BobLawblaw; for sure he/she doesn't know anything about straight)



Tick-tock.

>asks people to research flat earth
>gets his information from memes and image macros with incorrect data
>when called out, blames the creator of the memes
>"research flat earth"
>"research"
>mfw

legendary
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May 21, 2017, 04:41:42 AM


iPhone and Android Level App Can Help Prove Flat Earth?
https://youtu.be/-_6rvWZyCKY?t=4m20s
sr. member
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Re-monetizing YouTubers via Crypto-commodities
May 20, 2017, 05:50:09 PM

Hello muddah, hello fadduh,
Here I am at Camp Grenada.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say I'll have some fun when I stop complaining!

The head coach wants no sissies,
So we must read the novel 'Ulysses'.
I don't want to scare you, muddah and fadduh,
But my bunkmate is a Flat-earther!
legendary
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May 20, 2017, 03:09:54 PM
legendary
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May 20, 2017, 06:03:53 AM
^^^  Your lips wrap perfectly around BobLawblaw's peanut, you fucking goof.

 Kiss

Bonus humor:  https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.19106458

Flat earth, retarded as it is, is probably the best thing that could have happened to you. It draws you out of the sewer of perversion a little. Now if you could only learn what you are talking about, so that you could show yourself that FE doesn't make any sense, you might not drop yourself back into the sewer every time that someone contradicts you with things that you cannot explain.

Anyway. I have to commend you on poking your head up out of the cesspool to even take a breath now and again.

Cool
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