Topic: Foxpup's Merit Cycling Club 🦊 🔥 🔞 5th Anniversary Foxhole Exhibition [NSFW] (Read 417 times)

The NSFW link is giving me a 403 error, might be a filter on the WiFi I'm using?

Damn, I'm late to the party as usual.

Maybe that's a good thing because I'm temporarily unable to consume alcoholic beverages, and surviving this orgy sober might have been a challenge.

Oh well, there is always next year.

Substances of delightful kinds all the way, of course Also very healthy, since it's 100% natural (sugar free too)!


For some reason this line reminded me of an old post made by Despairo

That's a "trucker's piss bomb" if I'm not mistaken.  I see them all over the sides of the road, and as they're no doubt loaded with substances of delightful kinds (and metabolites of said substances, too) I am always tempted to distill them into something evil.  I have yet to do so, however.

Shit, I didn't know this was where the party was.  Sorry I'm late, my fellow cyclers!  All praise be to Foxxxxxy and cheers to my teammates.  And I'm sending positive vibrations out to wherever Leo is.

This one looks sick. It's thick enough. Although I can't promise you anything if you're buying it from Amazon. I had the honor to drink it from an official Rakomeladiko, as the Cretan restaurant is called. Fortunately I was with friends, otherwise I would probably not be in here talking with you. 

Challenge accepted, I've added it to my shopping list. Amazon.nl doesn't know what it is, Amazon.de gets it. Any suggestion which one? I see many different bottles, just like Ouzo has many brands.

Doesn't work, I like curves

Tempting Less than 0.001 BTC per bottle

While I'm baffled that after fillippone drank half of the 5l of wine from the plastic bottle nobody else wanted to try it, I will stick with ouzo too, to align myself with the majority  


Choose well, amico mio!


But I did engage...


Romance is all over us!

Yeah... I meant straight as "non-curving", not the sexual adjective.

Instructions unclear, accidentally drank ouzo straight. I sure hope nobody takes advantage of whatever effect this mistake might have on my sexual desires.

Ouzo when you drink, you become straight. (Sounds better in Greek  )

I've tried all these drinks, and I'm yet to find one to compete this: Rakomelo. This thing just blows you away.

I guess it shows examplens' expectations of what goes on in the foxhole are a tad extreme, even for foxhole standards. The rose sticking out one of the foxholes should have been a pretty good hint it's not teeth

I said no such thing I must have finished about half of them, and my wife took care of the rest.

Let's see:
Sounds good to me

Wow, this is one of the most beautiful things that appeared on my monitor lately, including some still uncategorised rule 34-taxonomy images that somehow I stumbled upon.

As LoyceV said, Foxpup, thanks for taking me in as well.

As I am second in thanking you for being accepted in your holes, I will be second in choosing which hole.
Coincidentally, there are 5 holes as well.

Wow. Sounds good. Ouzo is the best drink in my opinion, especially if you combine it with greek food.


Sounds like you know a thing or two about greek drinks.


Hmmm, is there a secret message in the picture? I alwas like to try and find patterns and clues where they don't exist  
I actually tried to engage you all with a riddle, but nobody saw that 

A crazy mind would say that it is 5 members waiting to be accepted into Foxhole 


Oh man, 42 bottles from 2020 and you still haven't drunk them 
If you like Ouzo, and if you ever come in contact with a Greek, ask him to get you Tsipouro from home production. Much better, but no chemicals.


 
As I say, weird part of my brain. It makes sense now, the 5th anniversary. I certainly did not expect so much tenderness and romance with rose petals. 

What? Those are rose petals, you... why would you think... *sigh* And there are five to represent the fifth anniversary of the club. Loyce, you get it, right?

Seriously, teeth?

It must have been a Greek restaurant in Bitcoin City Arnhem. I've loved it ever since
At the peak of the pandemic, I bought 3 boxes of my favourite drink in Germany (Dutch people love the cheaper booze there). But don't worry, I got some bottles for my wife too at that point. It could very well have been 42 bottles in total, the ultimate answer to the universe.
Good times

That's what I am talking about.
I am gonna grab some ouzo too. Where have you learnt this holy drink by the way?
I need to drink a lot of that actually. To pass out and don't understand a thing haha


Sounds reasonable but the club consists of more than 5 members...  So now, I am more confused

I'm also trying to figure out what it's about. Looks like someone lost their teeth.   
I keep trying to ignore the weird part of my brain, which suggests to me that those 5 white teeth(whatever) represent members of the Foxpup gang.

I'll miss my fellow cycling club member o_e_l_e_o for a very long time. It's hard to believe Foxpup's Merit Cycling Club has existed long enough for members to be forced to leave because of diseases

You've outdone yourself again!

Foxpup, thanks for taking me in

Allow me to highlight the words "try" and "too" Fasten your seatbelt Intern, you're going to need it!

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I'm going to start drinking my Ouzo now

Since it seems I am again among first drunkies present, let me say this:

It's time to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

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All my thanks to our Queen and happy anniversary to all gang members! I am more than flattered to be part of this!

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Aaaand, since I announced I was working on a small surprise for this special event, let me present you...

[...drums...]

A small compendium of the gang

So let's start with some spoilers about the gang

What is this gang and why it exists:
- spoiler 1
- spoiler 2
- the sordid history between our queen and c******unter
- some more resources related to wolwoo's hallucinations, which was at the bottom of all things =)))

Some notable events in the history, involving some wannabees and gang members:

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Now also a small mention to the foundation stone of the gang: 🦊 Vulpine Order of Merit 🦊. I understand, this new order may confuse even moar some reader

Now again about joining the gang, so many tried but were unsuccessful, although they tried for years Historic attempts involved the following: giving the wife to our Supreme Leader, accepting the possibility of time traveling, drinking wine from plastic bottles, never trying to offer bribes in wine in plastic bottles, being obedient in front of our Supreme Leaders of the forum (yes, there are 2 of them and none is thermos, lol), having a very large wallet (it should be this large), never trying to guess Supreme Leader's gender (unless she chooses to expose it), not being afraid of NSFW, learning the rules (this is a part where I am not totally obeying, as it can be seen), understanding that a year may have even 97 weeks, makeing sacrifices, having statues of our Supreme Leader and praying daily to it (the prayer is mentioned below), being able to drink like a pro (being able also to drink engine oil), participating to parties anniversary orgies (plus [link 2] and [link 3]), knowing the members of Dalton Gang, understanding very complex concepts, choosing famiglia, over family, helping your brothers, knowing how to answer to Maestro, having more merits than theymos Oo (although it's not necessary, it is recommended), knowing about the existence of the coin with gang's name, never using the forum unless being drunk, knowing to troll properly address  c******unter, not asking indecent questions, being able to pretend you are another member of the gang, appreciating our Leader's talent, not making the mistake of believing that our Leader may get pregnant after orgies, accepting a warm negative feedback welcome...

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I believe the following admission rules still apply (although not even these ones grant the success):

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Prayer:

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Last, but not least, rest assured that proper booze is ready -- fillippone already emptied some

You know, as my Queen said, I must be the newest member of this club. I have, literally, too many reasons (and ways) to make this situation melodramatic. But then, I would be proved inferior to the circumstances. Let me just say, that I am proud to have "met" all of you.

I can't talk about how sad I was when I learnt about Leo. So I am sorry, but I have no words for him, except that I miss him more than I expected.

Now, let's get more serious.

As I have previously said to my Queen, in one of our private moments (yes, we have had some of those moments, for which I am not allowed to speak), I told her that the members of this club have always been helpful towards me. This is why I love to be a member of this massive gangbang.



So, is this my punishment? Not allowing them to be rough with me? How will I survive without some rough punishments and jokes in here?


I am trying too hardly to understand what is getting out of her foxhole. Could anyone explain to me?

Yes, it's my that time of the year again. And what a year it has been! After winning Miss Bitcointalk for the third time in a row, I promised to present renewed evidence of my eligibility, and you know I hate to disappoint my loyal fans. Speaking of which, just a few days ago our newest devotee apogio saw the first anniversary of their membership on the forum. Which also means this is their first time in the foxhole, so try not to be too rough.

Alas, what should be an unequivocally joyous occasion is marred by the untimely departure of our dear friend and third most senior member, Leo. I have been in contact with him shortly before he left the forum, and it was his explicit request that the scheduled debauchery go ahead as planned, even if only because he hopes to still be around to see it. And so, I proudly/shamelessly present my most detailed and in-depth rendition yet of the most well-loved vixen-part of the forum's most widely-liked part-vixen.

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Let us now observe a minute's chastity silence in dignified remembrance, then proceed with the undignified shenanigans we all came here for. 💕

Local rules: No bigotry, no speaking ill of the dead. (Speaking ill of bigots is allowed, but discouraged - please try to stay on topic.)