Topic: Announcing the 🦊 Vulpine Order of Merit 🦊 (Read 20279 times)

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Hey! Does that mean I'm missing out on at least 9 Merit now? That makes me the Vulpine Order of Merit Member with the most missed Merits, which is ironic, as I'm pretty sure you've been closer to 50 before!

My victory dance:

At long last, the eleventh member of the Vulpine Order of Merit is LoyceV!

It was obviously only a matter of time before everyone's favourite stastician earned the Merit Cycling Club's highest honour. Many have wondered when this time would come, and I'm pleased to say that the time of wondering is over and the time of celebration has begun.

Do the robot!

Congrats to the SUPREME CULT LEADER!!!

Haha, thanks man. Just noticed my Merit score fly up & wondered where from. I really appreciate it Jet Cash.

I gave you 5 merits. I was going to give them to Crypto Hunter, but I didn't want to be accused of favouritism.

I’m striving for that to be honest. Bit of OCD but it’s an actual target of mine

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Apologies for the creative use of your post. Please could we use this product on some posters here. ( who will remain nameless ).

It contains a 1-gallon can of zero-viscosity oil!



With absolutely no viscosity and negligible surface tension, this fantastic product from the Ideal Fluid Company is recommended for lubricating frictionless bearings and perfect hydraulic systems. Caution: Do not use in systems using conventional oil pumps. That won't work at all.

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You're very close, and have been for a while. The Pharmacist had the same problem, but he got there in the end, and I'm sure you will too.

Steamtyme had a nice club idea:
These are the qualifying members:

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I've been waiting to join the Vulpine Order of Merit for many months now, but obviously I don't qualify. I've joined suchmoon's club, but all it does is give coupons:

Congrats to both Lauda and Suchmoon. You are gaining membership of all the top exclusive clubs here. I see you are also members of the CryptoHunter tilde club. We are going to need a new exclusive club soon.

My next membership is for the TEMP club - Thousand Earned Merits Poster.

My speech is going to be kept short.

I am absolutely honoured to receive this prestigious award. Obviously I'm compelled to first thank my husband for his unwavering support and love; secondly, I'd like to thank my cult which has served their Queen very well over its short existence. I’m also very grateful for knowing Fox, someone been by my side throughout most major events: Everything from the coup d’etat attempt by Gavin and Hearn all the way until the most recent fake accusations; the gratitude also goes towards many other friends and family who have been colluding with the Supreme Leader and me for many years now. Writing is not something that I'm very good at when I'm not on my pills, but at least I’m certain that the great Order will benefit from having a witch in it.

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As I'm in love with mysteries, I am obviously going for THE MYSTERY BOX!

Congratulations Lauda for becoming the 10th holder of this prestigious award.

Foxpup, I have a question though. Are you suggesting Lauda is on heat with your gif? Are you trying to take advantage of this by bestowing her with your award?

Vulpine Order of Merit member number ten is Lauda!

Despite (or perhaps because of) repeated allegations that everybody here (including myself) has been taking the suggestion of Goethe's Götz von Berlichingen in respect to our dealings with Lauda, the time has come for the forum's most infamous feline to receive some much-deserved recognition for intrinsic merit.

Yes, it's feline impropriety time!

I'm jealous. Black forest cake is my absolute favorite. Oh well, since it is a virtual piece, I can enjoy it just as much as suchmoon.

Oh wow, that is exactly what I needed to restore my calories lost sitting in front of a computer the whole week. Thank you so much.

Are the drinks included? It doesn't matter, I'll consume them before you reply.

Monsanto products have never been conclusively linked to any specific disease, and have not resulted in any confirmed deaths. It's probably just a coincidence.

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+1 for nudity, -1 for being too short to constitute an original work eligible for copyright protection.

In that case, enjoy your Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte.

What's the etiquette here, should I first thank the Academy, or my family, or the Supreme Leader for instituting the merit system in the first place, and making the Sun shine on the forum every day?

I haven't read all the latest drama yet so for all I know I might be already removed from DT, Legendary ranks, post reporters, and every other position of perceived power. When I click the Post button I might find that I've already been banned. Because someone here told me yesterday that this will happen and I trust the intertubes. But winning this membership in Foxpup's exclusive club and the awesome prize (more on that later) has made it all worth it, particularly so because I excluded myself from running early on due to aversion to dancing. Therefore the extent of my acceptance dance is this:



Nevertheless, I'm tremendously honored and I intend to make the best use of this new position of power. Which I assume means crushing every debate by throwing around my new title and generally acting like more of an asshole than I already was. I'm also quite sure - although I haven't tried it yet - that I can ban plagiarists and other people I don't like with merely a stony stare of a Vulpine Order of Merit member, which will come in really handy. I'm gonna try that on my kids, that what they're for - mowing the lawn and medical experiments (o_e_l_e_o, that's not an invitation to lecture me on human medical experimentation). Speaking of kids, I'm gonna need to cut my speech short because my fingers still hurt from all the papercuts I suffered yesterday helping Santa with gift-wrapping.

Oh and the prize... I'm gonna take the slice of Black Forest gâteau made with genuine Black Forest kirsch because it's got foreign words in it so it must be good.

Congrats suchmoon on your admission to the inner circle gang cartel mafia Order! I'm interested to see which reward you pick.

Foxpup, I am still waiting for my delivery of deadly mist. Actually, I'm also waiting for the delivery of all the Christmas presents I ordered online too - my postmen keep mysteriously dying. I'm on to the 4th one this month. Something about an "unknown but highly toxic respiratory disease". Please advise.