Topic: Impressive bitcoin one liners for non bitcoiners - page 14. (Read 37349 times)
Bitcoin -- Of the People, for the People
(Back to the lightbulb jokes)
Q: How many Bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. No, thirty-two. No, fifteen. No, two. No, seven. No, four...
Q: How many Bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. No, thirty-two. No, fifteen. No, two. No, seven. No, four...
come join our blockchain....(instead of blockparty 
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I would like to revive this thread, with a quote from Rick Falkvinge:
“Once people have tasted what it’s like being without a gatekeeper […], then there is no going back, is there?”
source: Eurobit
“Once people have tasted what it’s like being without a gatekeeper […], then there is no going back, is there?”
source: Eurobit
Bitcoin - the Arab spring for High Finance.
Networks of cooperating people using cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin will do to banks what networks of cooperating politicians and corporations did to governments, control the game, this time democraticly.
"I watch bitcoin charts so I have of late--but
wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, forgone all
custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily
with my disposition that this goodly frame, the
earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most
excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave
o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted
with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to
me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason!
how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how
express and admirable! in action how like an angel!
in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the
world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me,
what is this quintessence of dust?
"Hamlet," Act II, scene 2,
wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, forgone all
custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily
with my disposition that this goodly frame, the
earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most
excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave
o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted
with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to
me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason!
how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how
express and admirable! in action how like an angel!
in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the
world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me,
what is this quintessence of dust?
"Hamlet," Act II, scene 2,
Hey babe, ever hooked up with a guy who's 'internet-rich'?
An ignore list growing inversely proportional to bitcoin price.
"If you want to be a Millionaire, start with a billion dollars and launch a new airline.
~ Richard Branson
The Bitcoin version:
"If you want to be a millionaire, start with a billion dollars and then buy them on MTG:OX"
~ Richard Branson
The Bitcoin version:
"If you want to be a millionaire, start with a billion dollars and then buy them on MTG:OX"
Well this is appropriate to Bitcoin:
"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it."
Ashleigh Brilliant
"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it."
Ashleigh Brilliant
"Democratic control of one's productive life is at the core of any serious human liberation." -Noam Chomsky
That's the most convoluted rephrasing of "Freedom is slavery" that I've ever read. Human liberation comes from putting yourself under others' control?!
And anyway, this was supposed to be Bitcoin one-liners.
Where do you get under 'others' control from that? You could have also read "Human liberation comes from having control of your own life."
Democracy means 'people have an equal say in the decisions that affect their lives.'
"Democratic control of one's productive life is at the core of any serious human liberation." -Noam Chomsky
That's the most convoluted rephrasing of "Freedom is slavery" that I've ever read. Human liberation comes from putting yourself under others' control?!
And anyway, this was supposed to be Bitcoin one-liners.
Bitcoin: money does grow on (Merkle) trees.
Where else can you borrow .5 BTC and...
"Democratic control of one's productive life is at the core of any serious human liberation." -Noam Chomsky
Bitcoin: The best forum for trolls since SA.
"Bitcoin: a Ponzi scheme since 2009"
Note: of course this is sarcastic. A characteristic feature of Ponzi schemes is that they cannot last for a long time; reminding people that Bitcoin has been around for almost 3 years should make the contradiction clear.
ok, less sarcastic version:
"Bitcoin: called a Ponzi scheme since 2009"
Note: of course this is sarcastic. A characteristic feature of Ponzi schemes is that they cannot last for a long time; reminding people that Bitcoin has been around for almost 3 years should make the contradiction clear.
ok, less sarcastic version:
"Bitcoin: called a Ponzi scheme since 2009"
Bitcoins : going all the way DOWN TOWN to <$1.
Pretty impressive for me.
Pretty impressive for me.
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