Impressive bitcoin one liners for non bitcoiners - page 17.

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Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on September 30, 2011, 03:19:21 PM

Quote from: dancupid on September 30, 2011, 11:15:24 AM

How many bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb....?

I have a second line, but you only asked for one.

Watt is that? Ohm, I get it! You want the us to volt this question threw, even though the OP was looking for a statement. My bulb! The OP was looking for a sentence so I guess a question is suffice.

As far as your question is concerned:

Q: How many Bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None! Their mom's do it for them. (reads like something a troll would pen, though I'm not a troll)

Better yet

Q: Why didn't the Bitcoin geek want to change lightbulb?
A: He was afraid of the illumination.

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Quote from: dancupid on September 30, 2011, 11:15:24 AM

How many bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb....?

I have a second line, but you only asked for one.

None. They bought the cheapest fans possible, and they were a closeout with pink LED's. They have enough rigs to light the room.

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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending

Quote from: dancupid on September 30, 2011, 11:15:24 AM

How many bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb....?

I have a second line, but you only asked for one.

Watt is that? Ohm, I get it! You want the us to volt this question threw, even though the OP was looking for a statement. My bulb! The OP was looking for a sentence so I guess a question is suffice.

As far as your question is concerned:

Q: How many Bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None! Their mom's do it for them. (reads like something a troll would pen, though I'm not a troll)

Steve

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Bitcoin is internet money.

bracek

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Omnia mea mecum porto.

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Quote from: cbeast on September 30, 2011, 12:54:05 PM

An idea that's too big to fail.

+1

cbeast

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Let's talk governance, lipstick, and pigs.

An idea that's too big to fail.

Andrew Bitcoiner

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Send correspondance to GPG key A372E7C6

Bitcoins are the most efficient and cost effective form of exchanging value.

johnj

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Bitcoin - Money at your fingertips.

v2 - Commerce at your fingertips.

v3 - Global commerce at your fingertips.

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Viva Ut Vivas

There are 10 people in the world. Those who understand Bitcoin and those that do not.

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How many bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb....?

I have a second line, but you only asked for one.

Elwar

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Viva Ut Vivas

I usually say that Bitcoins are in that early stage known mainly by computer geeks. Kinda like the early days of the Internet.

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We need new suckers, and we need them NOW.

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"Bitcoin - Like a lick in the groin."
—Boris Yeltsin

"He who scarifies Bitcoins for a little temporary fiat deserves neither."
—Benny Franklin

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"bitcoin: it lost 25% of it's value overnight but I guarantee it's going up up up"

Vitalik Buterin

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Bitcoin: The internet's own local currency.

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Mobile cash for the global citizen - Bitcoin is borderless.

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Bitcoin: mining our own business since 2009

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"Instead of government, I trust mathematics."

Rick Falkvinge

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Use Bitcoins, Trust MATH than FED.

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