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Topic: Impressive bitcoin one liners for non bitcoiners - page 17. (Read 37271 times)

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How many bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb....?

I have a second line, but you only asked for one.


Watt is that? Ohm, I get it! You want the us to volt this question threw, even though the OP was looking for a statement. My bulb! The OP was looking for a sentence so I guess a question is suffice.

As far as your question is concerned:

Q: How many Bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None! Their mom's do it for them. (reads like something a troll would pen, though I'm not a troll)

Better yet

Q: Why didn't the Bitcoin geek want to change lightbulb?
A: He was afraid of the illumination.
legendary
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How many bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb....?

I have a second line, but you only asked for one.

None.  They bought the cheapest fans possible, and they were a closeout with pink LED's.  They have enough rigs to light the room. 
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How many bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb....?

I have a second line, but you only asked for one.


Watt is that? Ohm, I get it! You want the us to volt this question threw, even though the OP was looking for a statement. My bulb! The OP was looking for a sentence so I guess a question is suffice.

As far as your question is concerned:

Q: How many Bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None! Their mom's do it for them. (reads like something a troll would pen, though I'm not a troll)
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How many bitcoin geeks does it take to change a light bulb....?

I have a second line, but you only asked for one.
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Viva Ut Vivas
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