Well, COO was turned off on Wed Feb 12 @ 17.20, about 100 hours ago.
Despite all Iotean Hans (geddit?) on deck and "additional external cyber security experts (who) have joined the investigation with multiple security teams" and the presence of 'law enforcement', the message to token holders is voicemailesque
Again, we appreciate your patience right now. We are doing everything we can to resolve this incident in as secure and smooth a way as possible.
Hopefully we will have a concrete action plan tomorrow and will then communicate it.
The guilty Trinity wallet (name change being discussed for "religious" reasons) is being V2'd
We will release a new Trinity version tomorrow with the fixes implemented. It's not yet the full transition tool, but it's the first step towards fully going back to operations.
That sounds comforting.
Doesn't it?
All this drama and problem solving has turned the Ioteans a bit passive/aggressive and sensitive, especially on the subject of COO and the definition of decentralization...
I wish people would fuck off about the whole iota not being decentralized because of coordinator, when every block chain token is centralized around a few mining pools that seriously disrupt any possibility for positive software development. They fucking hold back everything that influences their bottom line. Which is why Bitcoin and the rest have pretty much been stagnant for years while we move forward constantly.
So there. Apparently Bitcoin has a big red STOP button too?
Anyway, they rather like their button.
Maybe it's a power thing, or maybe they have no confidence in a post centralized, big red button-free environment?
What is especially funny to me is that the coordinator that everyone was bitching about for years did exactly the thing it was meant to do. It allowed us to halt an exploit that otherwise would have cost everyone dearly.
Yeah Eric, the STOP button works fine, it's the rest...
I will be kind of sad to see it go.
Why?
Anyway, David is upbeat.
Let's not give this fuckface further attention. The cause has been identified, law enforcement is involved and mitigation strategy is being worked on. There will be further official updates, but let's not halt the whole IOTA project due to one idiot.
Just the one....you sure?
Quotes from Discord, Reddit and Iota status.
the machines using IOTA in the future won't care
That, of course, depends on Iota having a future, and I'm not just referring to the
manipulated casino chip token.
I've always thought coordicide sounded a bit...terminal.