Just like every year prior to this one, I can't tell who's genuinely confused about you-know-what day and who's just pretending when they make threads like these, hoping they'll earn merits. I'm cynical, even if it's 8am and I'm not drunk yet. But OP, if you remain a member of the forum long enough, you'll get used to this kind of yearly fun.
Edit: Passed another question! Now I have to answer another one to edit a post? C'mon Theymos, this just isn't fair.
Edit2: IQ of 113? Gimme a break. Last time my IQ saw that number was when I was attached to an umbilical cord and had not yet seen the sunshine and come to loathe it.
Edit3: Still not even close, my man.
Edit4: Oh, fuck you!