A typical day when Leroy Fodor arrives to his office located in the complex above:
Homeless person: Excuse me, sir, but I haven't eaten in days and wondering if...
Leroy: Here's some cigarette butts.
Homeless person: Bless you, sir. Bless you.
Doorman: Good day, Mr. Fodor. The shoeshine boy told me to give these shoes back to you and that there's no charge for the service due to his handsome ROI on StakeMiners.
Leroy: Thank you, peon. BTW, your investment, too, is looking mighty swell.
Doorman: HAHAHA You're the bestest.
Secretary: Morning, Mr. Fodor. The solar panel installers will be here by noon to...
Leroy: NOON! Them useless Filipinos. What the fuck's wrong with first thing in the morning?
Secretary: I'm sorry, Mr. Fodor, but I'm just the messenger. The bank called and...
Leroy: I know. They want to borrow some more pesos from me to keep this useless country afloat. HAHAHA
Secretary: Your retard wife call and said thanks for sticking your pee-pee in her ears before headin' out to the office.
Leroy: I sure do love her.
Secretary: Your mom called to say...
Leroy: I know, she's prayin' for my sorry ass.
Secretary: Some dudes in suits showed up...
Leroy: I'll be at the McDonald's using their free Wi-Fi if anybody but dudes in suits are lookin' for me.
Secretary: About my pay. It's been over a month now...
Leroy: I told you, your salary is tied up in
stking wallets, and if I withdraw them, you'll incur a penalty of which I'm tryin' to avoid, not to mention it'll devalue everybody else's ROI.