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organofcorti

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Poor impulse control.

Quote from: Rassah on April 12, 2013, 08:31:28 AM

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Quote from: Matthew N. Wright on April 12, 2013, 05:35:44 AM

Your mother uses SolidCoin.

Yes, to buy sex with your dad. She says she's never met any man who seems to like to be fisted quite as much as he does.

Joke's on you, my dad is a cow. Your mom is into fisting bovine assholes!

You mean your dad is a transexual bull? Or do you just have trouble working out which gender is which?

Rassah

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Quote from: organofcorti on April 12, 2013, 05:50:05 AM

Quote from: Matthew N. Wright on April 12, 2013, 05:35:44 AM

Your mother uses SolidCoin.

Yes, to buy sex with your dad. She says she's never met any man who seems to like to be fisted quite as much as he does.

Joke's on you, my dad is a cow. Your mom is into fisting bovine assholes!

organofcorti

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Poor impulse control.

Quote from: Matthew N. Wright on April 12, 2013, 05:35:44 AM

Your mother uses SolidCoin.

Yes, to buy sex with your dad. She says she's never met any man who seems to like to be fisted quite as much as he does.

Matthew N. Wright

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Your mother uses SolidCoin.

organofcorti

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Poor impulse control.

Quote from: Wardrick on April 12, 2013, 04:30:14 AM

You have two dads

I see you avoid discussing the embarrassing fact that, due to an accident with a time machine, lube, girly mags and future genetic therapy, you are in fact both your own father and mother.

Wardrick

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You have two dads

Woodcock36

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Quote from: rockso on March 18, 2013, 11:20:31 PM

i can confirm, he did fuck 3 goats a sheep and 2 dozen small rodents.

my balls and dick are fully functional. i can squirt you in the face and stick it in your ass if you would like to test me and confirm if they are functioning properly.

would you like to confirm?

I would confirm, but I am too busy fingering your mother's nostrils....because she gets down like that apparently. So I will just stick with one of my favorite Louis C.K insults and call you a stupid faggot cunt nigger deer. It has a nice ring to it.

rockso

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i can confirm, he did fuck 3 goats a sheep and 2 dozen small rodents.

my balls and dick are fully functional. i can squirt you in the face and stick it in your ass if you would like to test me and confirm if they are functioning properly.

would you like to confirm?

Woodcock36

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Quote from: rockso on March 18, 2013, 10:57:29 PM

littleshop has no brain and a small penis. he gets off abusing people will post counts lower than his. good job.

I heard he once fucked 3 goats, a sheep and two dozen small rodents. But for insulting purposes, I will simply say, your balls tried to eat your dick for being retarded. Your balls tried to fight back but were consumed by your anus after a long battle. And as such you are a faggot.

Try to make sense of that. I can't....

rockso

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littleshop has no brain and a small penis. he gets off abusing members will post counts lower than his. good job.

Kluge

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Quote from: naypalm on March 18, 2013, 06:24:40 PM

Hey look! Its Phinnaeus!!

Looks like George Carlin right before he died of terminal-stage stupidity.

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howdy

Hey look! Its Phinnaeus!!

Merralea

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Quote from: Rothgar on January 30, 2013, 05:18:52 PM

You have a hamster for a mother.

Your father carried the distinct smell of sambucus fruit.

I understand the sambucus fruit content, but can you detail for us the procreation process?

Ma and Pa Wagner

Well, she is quite a large hamster, you see.

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A Great Time to Start Something!

The state you live in is so bad, I don't need to insult you. Cheesy

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Quote from: Merralea on March 08, 2013, 10:08:49 AM

Quote from: Rothgar on January 30, 2013, 05:18:52 PM

You have a hamster for a mother.

Your father carried the distinct smell of sambucus fruit.

I understand the sambucus fruit content, but can you detail for us the procreation process?

Ma and Pa Wagner

Merralea

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Quote from: Rothgar on January 30, 2013, 05:18:52 PM

You have a hamster for a mother.

Your father carried the distinct smell of sambucus fruit.

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Quote from: Bit_Happy on February 08, 2013, 01:36:07 AM

You have nothing better to do than read this post. Cheesy

lol

You're slower than a BFL preorder

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Quote from: RichG on February 13, 2013, 09:08:12 PM

Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on February 13, 2013, 07:43:58 PM

Quote from: Phinnaeus Gage on February 13, 2013, 12:07:21 PM

My puter dead cause enaled Java Cry

on Droid.

Sorry for posting this here earlier, but it was the best I could do with big fingers on a smartphone. (Maria like Mongo's fingers!)

Last night I disabled Java, then my screen went black on the laptop. Currently, I'm using the same laptop but with a different monitor. I have been noticing a pink hue during start-up of laptop lately, and have since discovered what I think my problem is. I need a blowjob! Grin

I thought for sure that disabling Java was the cause. I have also learned that I don't have any restore points on this computer. I thought those were created automatically.

Feel free to call me an idiot.

~Bruno K~

I thought you were an intelligent person until I saw this:

Quote

I need a blowjob! Grin

Take your amorous needs somewhere else.

Me thought I were a intelligent people to, til I read I ain't.

Nolo

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Whoa, there are a lot of cats in this wall.

As an American, I like using British insults....so screw off you bloody wankers!

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Quote from: Rassah on February 14, 2013, 01:09:54 PM

I hope all of your assholes grow taste buds!

If I had more than one they wouldn't care for the taste of your tongue.

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