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Topic: Motorcycle of your choice - 3 BTC - page 2. (Read 3610 times)

legendary
Activity: 1178
Merit: 1014
Hodling since 2011.®
March 22, 2013, 09:44:07 AM
#41
I really don't speak english... is this for real? Huh
newbie
Activity: 38
Merit: 0
March 22, 2013, 09:05:06 AM
#40
For 500BTC i can erect a small pyramid in your honor, For an extra 100BTC i can also provide mumification services as well.

Do you also erect other constructions that might then result in daddification services?

I could build you an intergalactic starship for just 1000000BTC I can't guarantee it will actually work though.

I think he missed the joke
sr. member
Activity: 294
Merit: 250
March 21, 2013, 11:40:43 PM
#39
Dank, sorry, but I meant the offer. The thing is though, my friend offered me one for 2.5 BTC. Sorry to get your hopes up.
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
March 21, 2013, 08:25:53 PM
#38
Judge me as you wish, I know it can be hard to accept that there's more to life than you once perceived.  I'll still be killed for you to prove I'm right and we'll still throw a million person concert when I'm proven right.

That's what you guys need right? Physical proof that I speak truth, that anything is possible.  How could you believe in eternal life if someone didn't resurrect from death?
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
March 21, 2013, 07:56:00 PM
#37
For 500BTC i can erect a small pyramid in your honor, For an extra 100BTC i can also provide mumification services as well.

Do you also erect other constructions that might then result in daddification services?

I could build you an intergalactic starship for just 1000000BTC I can't guarantee it will actually work though.

Not quite the kind of erection I was thinking of, actually.
hero member
Activity: 1652
Merit: 569
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March 21, 2013, 07:24:06 PM
#36
stop giving this kid attention ffs.  His ego is out of control to the point where he thinks hes Jesus.  By posting in his threads you are only feeding his ego even more. (yes, I realize i'm posting in his thread but I think it needed to be said).
legendary
Activity: 3472
Merit: 1722
March 21, 2013, 06:22:37 PM
#35
I hope Squall finds you, dank Smiley

And I have no need for motorcycles from you, my NX650 is enough for my needs.
sr. member
Activity: 321
Merit: 250
March 21, 2013, 06:10:50 PM
#34
For 500BTC i can erect a small pyramid in your honor, For an extra 100BTC i can also provide mumification services as well.

Do you also erect other constructions that might then result in daddification services?

I could build you an intergalactic starship for just 1000000BTC I can't guarantee it will actually work though.
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
March 21, 2013, 05:53:27 PM
#33
For 500BTC i can erect a small pyramid in your honor, For an extra 100BTC i can also provide mumification services as well.

Do you also erect other constructions that might then result in daddification services?
sr. member
Activity: 321
Merit: 250
March 21, 2013, 05:47:51 PM
#32
For 500BTC i can erect a small pyramid in your honor, For an extra 100BTC i can also provide mumification services as well.
legendary
Activity: 2576
Merit: 2267
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March 21, 2013, 03:34:14 PM
#31
Due to an apparent anomaly in the space-time continuum, my motorcycle arrived this morning. The problem is that it's red instead of blue. How do I go about rectifying this? Do I have to wait for the warranty to become valid?
hero member
Activity: 784
Merit: 502
March 21, 2013, 03:29:45 PM
#30


My warnings were for those who do not share your reality and may really have thought they could get a motorbike for 3 btc. I'd hate for a new forum member to send you 3 btc, not get a motorbike, and then try to demand you get a double scammer tag.



OP is plausible as hell, all you haters just jealous because you can't ride motorbikes!
donator
Activity: 1057
Merit: 1021
March 21, 2013, 03:10:45 PM
#29
Dank sounds like one of those cultists that drank the kool-aid at Heaven's Gate.
legendary
Activity: 3066
Merit: 1147
The revolution will be monetized!
March 21, 2013, 08:59:04 AM
#28
As many of you know, the CIA has hired drug cartels to execute me.
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I knew this would be awesome when I read the first line!
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
March 21, 2013, 08:56:11 AM
#27
I wish, it was the most tribal experience I've had.

As far as getting a bike is concerned, it makes sense. If they made a monetary gain rather than nothing, they'd still be happy to receive some money beforehand.  I've already talked to these Motomax people at least 5 times. They've noticed business slowing down, they realize I may be right and I'm sure they would share some cool bikes with my friends when I die and money is gone.

It's a matter of having faith. Even squall will get everything and more back.
sr. member
Activity: 280
Merit: 250
March 21, 2013, 08:37:59 AM
#26
Dank have you been sipping on that ayahuasca again?
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
March 21, 2013, 08:14:51 AM
#25
Squindle is a word?
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1002
You cannot kill love
March 21, 2013, 08:00:14 AM
#24
We all share a collective reality.  I've talked to Masonic people from a wealthy family that new exactly who I was and my crucifixion.  You can pretend we'll live in this bubble of a society forever, that we can squindle away earths finite resources infinitely, but at the end of the day, those hells angels and Mexican cartels that have been circling my friends house for two months will make a move.

In the end, I'll still be proven right.  I'm just seeking someone who understands history enough to believe in what I say and maybe share a small bit of their wealth with someone that shared everything they physically had, just to teach people to believe.

Jesus was a spiritual ass dude that found himshelf on shrooms, I'm just a kid that subconsciously followed his path.

Besides, I don't see anybody else stepping up with the answers to eternal life and heaven on earth, willing to die for it.
legendary
Activity: 1372
Merit: 1008
1davout
March 20, 2013, 07:13:54 PM
#23
My warnings were for those who do not share your reality and may really have thought they could get a motorbike for 3 btc.

Thank you, he almost got me.

You're like squidward in a delicious spongebob thread.
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
March 20, 2013, 06:54:59 PM
#22
Ok organo, we can pretend the CIA and drug cartels of the world don't exist and love the status quo.

I don't think you made a statement to that effect.

We can also pretend I'm not Jesus #2, doesn't change the fact that I'm being killed to being world peace.

That's a wonderful non sequitur - you had my head spinning as I attempted to interpret what you meant. Good work! It was fun.

Hey, I'm not doubting you think this is the case. But your reality is not the reality most of us share. The predictions you think will come to pass and the truths you think are true in your own personal reality will not carry over into the reality shared by the rest of us.

My warnings were for those who do not share your reality and may really have thought they could get a motorbike for 3 btc. I'd hate for a new forum member to send you 3 btc, not get a motorbike, and then try to demand you get a double scammer tag.


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