As many of you know, the CIA has hired drug cartels to execute me. After this happens in the near future, the general population will finally believe the government must be delt with and freedom must be obtained. The US dollar will collapse the day after my death and Americans will be free from tyranny. The general consensus will seek to assemble a 1,000,000+ person music festival in order to resurrect me from the dead. When there is more loving energy than negativity, I will decend from the sky and everyone will learn to believe, earth will become heaven.
I've asked some good friends at Motomax bike shop to provide me some bikes for friends, in order to transport to the music festival. I'm also in need of some spiritual supplies to prep for my departure. For 3 BTC, I will make sure you get a bike, I can do this by paying them a part of your 3 BTC now, for it's more than they would earn if they gave it away after the US economy ceases.
Let me know what you prefer and I'll stop by tomorrow to reserve it for you.
A little bit of faith can go a long way.
