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PrimeDAO - An Adoption Engine for Open Finance
March 22, 2014, 02:36:54 AM
Sick and tired of trolls and fake accounts PMing me everyday asking for more pics of my GF so I'm locking this thread forever.
newbie
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March 22, 2014, 12:05:49 AM
First sign you're full of shit... The chick is holding a cup from the Encore in Vegas.

Lol what a douche I've already discussed and explained this extensively. I dont give a shit about u anymore. I did a favor to the community sharing my girlfriend with all of you

The difference between me and you is that I ejaculated all over her face and tits an hour ago and you didn't



Yeah, you're right. He didn't ejaculate all over his computer screen. He was actually learning how to put 'periods' after his sentences.

There aint no girlfriend like a bitcoin girlfriend.  Put her in the blockchain and forget about her and pull her out when you need her.
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March 21, 2014, 11:58:47 PM
First sign you're full of shit... The chick is holding a cup from the Encore in Vegas.

Lol what a douche I've already discussed and explained this extensively. I dont give a shit about u anymore. I did a favor to the community sharing my girlfriend with all of you

The difference between me and you is that I ejaculated all over her face and tits an hour ago and you didn't



Yeah, you're right. He didn't ejaculate all over his computer screen. He was actually learning how to put 'periods' after his sentences.
newbie
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March 21, 2014, 11:28:30 PM
First sign you're full of shit... The chick is holding a cup from the Encore in Vegas.

Lol what a douche I've already discussed and explained this extensively. I dont give a shit about u anymore. I did a favor to the community sharing my girlfriend with all of you

The difference between me and you is that I ejaculated all over her face and tits an hour ago and you didn't



What fantasy land are you living in?

I don't have a boyfriend.

Get a life you creep.

Thanks to Jay Kirk for sending me this thread on my facebook page.

~ Jen
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PrimeDAO - An Adoption Engine for Open Finance
March 21, 2014, 03:49:43 PM
First sign you're full of shit... The chick is holding a cup from the Encore in Vegas.

Lol what a douche I've already discussed and explained this extensively. I dont give a shit about u anymore. I did a favor to the community sharing my girlfriend with all of you

The difference between me and you is that I ejaculated all over her face and tits an hour ago and you didn't

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March 20, 2014, 09:02:36 PM
First sign you're full of shit... The chick is holding a cup from the Encore in Vegas.
newbie
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March 20, 2014, 02:26:27 PM
I wish I had girlfrined as you have! Where have you met her? Maybe I can find similar
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March 20, 2014, 08:48:01 AM
lol good for you lol  Shocked i though it was a giant human-like bitcoin
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March 20, 2014, 08:01:25 AM
That feel when a guy that looks like this working at a grocery store gets hotter girls than that

Daily reminder that no matter how much money one makes, one will never trigger legitimate arousal on females.

money always matters to 90% of the females mate. hopefully you can find one from the remaining 10%

Of course money matters, all im saying is if you are not goodlooking, you are just basically hiring a prostitute 24h and call it girlfriend. Chances are she's cheating on you with the pool guy with the good face and 6pack.
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March 20, 2014, 03:48:59 AM
That feel when a guy that looks like this working at a grocery store gets hotter girls than that

Daily reminder that no matter how much money one makes, one will never trigger legitimate arousal on females.

money always matters to 90% of the females mate. hopefully you can find one from the remaining 10%
sr. member
Activity: 322
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March 19, 2014, 03:17:57 PM
That feel when a guy that looks like this working at a grocery store gets hotter girls than that



Daily reminder that no matter how much money one makes, one will never trigger legitimate arousal on females.
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Trading BTC, looking for amazon cards
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in defi we trust
March 17, 2014, 08:16:33 PM
I meant to add some [nohomo] tag to that but couldn't find anything appropriate Tongue

A quick search for nohomo (images) on Google told me that it was a good idea
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Sentinel
March 17, 2014, 08:13:35 PM
I meant to add some [nohomo] tag to that but couldn't find anything appropriate Tongue
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in defi we trust
March 17, 2014, 08:12:42 PM
Since BTC is based on mathematics, always remember :


My GF told that we can do the same just change GIRLS to BOYS Smiley

Smiley
hehehe...

But I prefer 1st version ^^

Hehe,

changing the Girls variable to Boys would change the equation to :

Boys = Time + Money

As time equals money : Time = Money

Therefor : Boys = Money + Money = 2x Money (translates into : Girl now has her own money + the Boys money, effectively doubling it)

As money is the root of all evil : Money = √evil

Therefor : Boys = √2 evil

Based on this we are forced to conclude :
Boys = the lesser of two evils in relation to Girls vs. Boys Wink

This is gay propaganda ... =))))))))
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Sentinel
March 17, 2014, 08:09:11 PM
Since BTC is based on mathematics, always remember :


My GF told that we can do the same just change GIRLS to BOYS Smiley

Smiley
hehehe...

But I prefer 1st version ^^

Hehe,

changing the Girls variable to Boys would change the equation to :

Boys = Time + Money

As time equals money : Time = Money

Therefor : Boys = Money + Money = 2x Money (translates into : Girl now has her own money + the Boy's money, effectively doubling it)

As money is the root of all evil : Money = √evil

Therefor : Boys = √2evil

Based on this we are forced to conclude :
Boys = the lesser of two evils in relation to Girls vs. Boys Wink
sr. member
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March 17, 2014, 06:21:40 PM
I agree my girl friend is an evil. I have no power to resist it.
sr. member
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March 17, 2014, 06:01:10 PM
I knew that with "problem" instead of "evil" Smiley
sr. member
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Sentinel
March 17, 2014, 05:10:31 PM
Since BTC is based on mathematics, always remember :

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