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Jennifer Nguyen

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Jennifer Nguyen

funny story about Thailand... 
     
      I was there with one of my best friends for a few weeks (from United States), we went on a mission to find a girl that was not in some way a hooker.   It was literally impossible, even your average "girl next door" type would end up in some way being a prostitute.

     So I am on Phucket Island (where the Tsunami hit super hard there a few weeks after I left), and me and my buddy are in this club.  Most of the other guys are old and fat, so we were getting literally all the attention.   No joke it was like walking into a random bar being Brad Pitt, I am not kidding.   So we have this group of like 10 chicks around us, and each are trying to get us to leave the club with them.   My buddy literally falls in love with this one chick there, who was a 10 (by any man's standards).  She looked like that one super famous asian porn star, but probably even a little hotter.   He's drunk, but he's talking all this bs, on how he is going to bring her back to the United States, and marry her...and this and that.   I am just rolling on the ground laughing the entire time. 

   Because Thailand is infamous for its "lady boy" scene, and a lot of them would trick the untrained eye... my buddy wants confirmation that his future wife (lol), is actually a woman.  So she grabs his hand and sticks it down her pants, to prove to him that she has a vagina.  So he confirms that she is in fact a woman.   He agrees to leave with her, and she says that she just needs to go upstairs to get her purse (because she was like the VIP host there or something).

    We wait probably 10 minutes, and have another drink or whatever, and she finally comes back down.   Once she arrives, I am looking at this girl and noticing "wow she has some serious calves."   I look up at her face, and notice a protruding adam's apple, that i definitely would have noticed before (despite being drunk).  So my buddy is all ready to take his future wife, but now i am super skeptical.   Finally she says "ARE YOU READY TO GO??"  Her once sexy woman voice, had turned to a deep manly voice.

    I start nudging my buddy trying to get his attention, and he finally hears me.   Long story short, after going upstairs they tried to send a stunt double dude (with fake tits), down as a replacement for the girl that my buddy was talking to  (thinking that we were too wasted to notice).  They actually looked pretty close, and probably could have tricked a good amount of people.   My friend was so pissed, and I couldn't stop laughing for the remainder of the night.