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February 21, 2014, 01:28:42 PM
#31
wow beautiful girl....  

lucky man  Grin

thank you, one day you will be lucky too if you believe in Bitcoin !
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February 21, 2014, 01:27:34 PM
#30
It could be the Encore Hotel in Pattaya Beach Thailand

too many blondes there to be Pattaya

lot of Australians here believe it or not.

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February 21, 2014, 01:23:40 PM
#29
wow beautiful girl....  

lucky man  Grin
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February 21, 2014, 01:20:31 PM
#28
funny story about Thailand... 
     
      I was there with one of my best friends for a few weeks (from United States), we went on a mission to find a girl that was not in some way a hooker.   It was literally impossible, even your average "girl next door" type would end up in some way being a prostitute.

     So I am on Phucket Island (where the Tsunami hit super hard there a few weeks after I left), and me and my buddy are in this club.  Most of the other guys are old and fat, so we were getting literally all the attention.   No joke it was like walking into a random bar being Brad Pitt, I am not kidding.   So we have this group of like 10 chicks around us, and each are trying to get us to leave the club with them.   My buddy literally falls in love with this one chick there, who was a 10 (by any man's standards).  She looked like that one super famous asian porn star, but probably even a little hotter.   He's drunk, but he's talking all this bs, on how he is going to bring her back to the United States, and marry her...and this and that.   I am just rolling on the ground laughing the entire time. 

   Because Thailand is infamous for its "lady boy" scene, and a lot of them would trick the untrained eye... my buddy wants confirmation that his future wife (lol), is actually a woman.  So she grabs his hand and sticks it down her pants, to prove to him that she has a vagina.  So he confirms that she is in fact a woman.   He agrees to leave with her, and she says that she just needs to go upstairs to get her purse (because she was like the VIP host there or something).

    We wait probably 10 minutes, and have another drink or whatever, and she finally comes back down.   Once she arrives, I am looking at this girl and noticing "wow she has some serious calves."   I look up at her face, and notice a protruding adam's apple, that i definitely would have noticed before (despite being drunk).  So my buddy is all ready to take his future wife, but now i am super skeptical.   Finally she says "ARE YOU READY TO GO??"  Her once sexy woman voice, had turned to a deep manly voice.

    I start nudging my buddy trying to get his attention, and he finally hears me.   Long story short, after going upstairs they tried to send a stunt double dude (with fake tits), down as a replacement for the girl that my buddy was talking to  (thinking that we were too wasted to notice).  They actually looked pretty close, and probably could have tricked a good amount of people.   My friend was so pissed, and I couldn't stop laughing for the remainder of the night. 

That strory was hilarious whether is fake or not ;-)
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February 21, 2014, 01:19:52 PM
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February 21, 2014, 01:03:33 PM
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funny story about Thailand... 
     
      I was there with one of my best friends for a few weeks (from United States), we went on a mission to find a girl that was not in some way a hooker.   It was literally impossible, even your average "girl next door" type would end up in some way being a prostitute.

     So I am on Phucket Island (where the Tsunami hit super hard there a few weeks after I left), and me and my buddy are in this club.  Most of the other guys are old and fat, so we were getting literally all the attention.   No joke it was like walking into a random bar being Brad Pitt, I am not kidding.   So we have this group of like 10 chicks around us, and each are trying to get us to leave the club with them.   My buddy literally falls in love with this one chick there, who was a 10 (by any man's standards).  She looked like that one super famous asian porn star, but probably even a little hotter.   He's drunk, but he's talking all this bs, on how he is going to bring her back to the United States, and marry her...and this and that.   I am just rolling on the ground laughing the entire time. 

   Because Thailand is infamous for its "lady boy" scene, and a lot of them would trick the untrained eye... my buddy wants confirmation that his future wife (lol), is actually a woman.  So she grabs his hand and sticks it down her pants, to prove to him that she has a vagina.  So he confirms that she is in fact a woman.   He agrees to leave with her, and she says that she just needs to go upstairs to get her purse (because she was like the VIP host there or something).

    We wait probably 10 minutes, and have another drink or whatever, and she finally comes back down.   Once she arrives, I am looking at this girl and noticing "wow she has some serious calves."   I look up at her face, and notice a protruding adam's apple, that i definitely would have noticed before (despite being drunk).  So my buddy is all ready to take his future wife, but now i am super skeptical.   Finally she says "ARE YOU READY TO GO??"  Her once sexy woman voice, had turned to a deep manly voice.

    I start nudging my buddy trying to get his attention, and he finally hears me.   Long story short, after going upstairs they tried to send a stunt double dude (with fake tits), down as a replacement for the girl that my buddy was talking to  (thinking that we were too wasted to notice).  They actually looked pretty close, and probably could have tricked a good amount of people.   My friend was so pissed, and I couldn't stop laughing for the remainder of the night. 

1. I don't believe you
2.*he says
3.why dafauq would anyone do this afterall? Cheesy
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February 21, 2014, 12:59:23 PM
#25
funny story about Thailand... 
     
      I was there with one of my best friends for a few weeks (from United States), we went on a mission to find a girl that was not in some way a hooker.   It was literally impossible, even your average "girl next door" type would end up in some way being a prostitute.

     So I am on Phucket Island (where the Tsunami hit super hard there a few weeks after I left), and me and my buddy are in this club.  Most of the other guys are old and fat, so we were getting literally all the attention.   No joke it was like walking into a random bar being Brad Pitt, I am not kidding.   So we have this group of like 10 chicks around us, and each are trying to get us to leave the club with them.   My buddy literally falls in love with this one chick there, who was a 10 (by any man's standards).  She looked like that one super famous asian porn star, but probably even a little hotter.   He's drunk, but he's talking all this bs, on how he is going to bring her back to the United States, and marry her...and this and that.   I am just rolling on the ground laughing the entire time. 

   Because Thailand is infamous for its "lady boy" scene, and a lot of them would trick the untrained eye... my buddy wants confirmation that his future wife (lol), is actually a woman.  So she grabs his hand and sticks it down her pants, to prove to him that she has a vagina.  So he confirms that she is in fact a woman.   He agrees to leave with her, and she says that she just needs to go upstairs to get her purse (because she was like the VIP host there or something).

    We wait probably 10 minutes, and have another drink or whatever, and she finally comes back down.   Once she arrives, I am looking at this girl and noticing "wow she has some serious calves."   I look up at her face, and notice a protruding adam's apple, that i definitely would have noticed before (despite being drunk).  So my buddy is all ready to take his future wife, but now i am super skeptical.   Finally she says "ARE YOU READY TO GO??"  Her once sexy woman voice, had turned to a deep manly voice.

    I start nudging my buddy trying to get his attention, and he finally hears me.   Long story short, after going upstairs they tried to send a stunt double dude (with fake tits), down as a replacement for the girl that my buddy was talking to  (thinking that we were too wasted to notice).  They actually looked pretty close, and probably could have tricked a good amount of people.   My friend was so pissed, and I couldn't stop laughing for the remainder of the night. 
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February 21, 2014, 12:17:10 PM
#24
It could be the Encore Hotel in Pattaya Beach Thailand

too many blondes there to be Pattaya

True, very true.
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February 21, 2014, 12:11:29 PM
#23
When someone tries to show off with a random picture found in the web and gets exposed in just a few minutes - OWNAGE Cheesy
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February 21, 2014, 12:10:36 PM
#22
It could be the Encore Hotel in Pattaya Beach Thailand

too many blondes there to be Pattaya
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February 21, 2014, 12:02:56 PM
#21

lol! Well played sir.

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more like this is your girlfriend you lying sack of shit

And I'd say that's taking it too far.


LOL. This just says everything. Go and find a hot picture of a girl, and then claim its your gf.




then get discovered and ridiculed by the bitcointalk community Cheesy

btw did I spell ridiculed right?
google is being all weird about spell checking that Cheesy

I meant ridiculed as a form of ridiculous Smiley
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February 21, 2014, 11:21:22 AM
#20

lol! Well played sir.

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more like this is your girlfriend you lying sack of shit

And I'd say that's taking it too far.


LOL. This just says everything. Go and find a hot picture of a girl, and then claim its your gf.


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February 21, 2014, 10:57:09 AM
#19
It could be the Encore Hotel in Pattaya Beach Thailand
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February 21, 2014, 10:55:42 AM
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February 21, 2014, 10:54:08 AM
#17
Thanks to Bitcoin, I now travel in thailand have a hot girlfriend check her out. If Bitcoin got you a girlfriend share your experiences here



She's holding an Encore cup, so you brought your lady boy girlfriend to vegas?
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February 21, 2014, 10:26:04 AM
#16
waow lucky you  Grin
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February 21, 2014, 10:25:10 AM
#15
Get her to write Cosmofly backwards with a Sharpie on her forehead.

Then I'll believe you.
As all of us need confirmation that it is your gf this suggetion how to confirm it seems to be good.  Smiley
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February 21, 2014, 10:19:38 AM
#14
Get her to write Cosmofly backwards with a Sharpie on her forehead.

Then I'll believe you.
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February 21, 2014, 10:16:15 AM
#13
Stop dreaming, she is my gf...
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February 21, 2014, 09:54:30 AM
#12
Awesome, but how does it related to Bitcoin?
Well, it is Off-topic. And he wanted to brag possibly.
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