[NFSW]Topless cleaning service - page 3.

stochastic

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Quote from: rockso on December 21, 2012, 11:45:11 PM

Me and my buddy are seriously starting a topless cleaning service. We are currently trying to come up with a clever business name. There is a 10 coin reward for the person who comes up with the name of our company. Thanks for the suggestions guys.

"Make Me Clean"

Pizza Box
No clean socks
Your house is a mess.

Grimy doors
Too many chores.
Just let us undress.

Make Me Clean
Make Me Clean
We are here to rescue you

We clean the sinks
So enjoy your drink
Sit back and enjoy the view

Phinnaeus Gage

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Quote from: TECSHARE on December 29, 2012, 06:22:14 PM

People have been labeled scammers for not paying out competitions in the past...

I may have been inclined to lean the other way, but considering he once played scammer police...

Quote from: rockso on December 17, 2012, 10:54:47 PM

I also think he is a scammer. When i asked if he has rep he gave me OTC profile for another user. I then asked if he has rep on this forum he said yes ask senior admins.

FAIL scammer Grin

It's still the holiday season, therefore a little more time is warranted. But considering his post count with really nothing to lose and not knowing who he/she truly is, such an action would be totally useless with the exception he would no longer log into an account that is duly labeled.

~Bruno K~

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Quote from: TECSHARE on December 29, 2012, 06:22:14 PM

People have been labeled scammers for not paying out competitions in the past...

RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!!1 Angry

TECSHARE

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People have been labeled scammers for not paying out competitions in the past...

vite

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I still had fun reading the biz names lol

heres another one

Birthday Suit CLeaning Service

weex

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I don't want your non-existent coins and know when I'm doing spec work. I'm doing this because it's fun.

Tits Out Cleanin'

Edit: OP should never reappear just to be sure we exhaust all possibilities.

Third Way

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I saw we lynch the OP!

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Poor impulse control.

Quote from: deepceleron on December 28, 2012, 12:26:58 AM

I would suggest no free work be done for the OP until the alleged coins from the noob are held in escrow and the terms of the nonexistant "name competition" are completely disclosed.

I was pretty suspicious about this from the start - 10 btc for a name? Unlikely. And the OP hasn't posted for a long time. But it has been fun.

So keep the names coming. Copyright them if you want, just don't expect to get paid for them.

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Quote from: Thursday on December 24, 2012, 10:04:08 PM

This is a horrible idea. If the customer wants their house cleaned there's much better legitimate maids. If the customer wants sex there's much better escort services. This little niche service in between cleaning and escorting is a joke.

You're not going to convince any escorts to take on cleaning in addition to fucking, and you're not going to convince any customers to pay a premium to have a mediocre house cleaning.

http://alittlebitdirty.com/
http://www.socalhottiesmaids.com/

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I would suggest no free work be done for the OP until the alleged coins from the noob are held in escrow and the terms of the nonexistant "name competition" are completely disclosed.

ninjaboon

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Bare Cleaners - slogan added in: we organize, you energize! Shocked

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Shiny Boobs
Maid Bare
Leafless Lillies
Bare Bunnies

smoothie

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Quote from: edd on December 27, 2012, 11:16:55 AM

Quote from: Third Way on December 27, 2012, 10:39:49 AM

Hey, I think those 10 coins don't exist guys!

Did he ever say they were Bitcoins? Maybe they're Smoothie-coins.

Smoothie-coins gets girls to clean topless....ooooh lol Grin

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Cleaning Up Your Mess
Bare-ly Cleaning
Converting BTC to BTCoobs
Making Cleaning Enjoyable
Exposure

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Quote from: Third Way on December 27, 2012, 10:39:49 AM

Hey, I think those 10 coins don't exist guys!

Did he ever say they were Bitcoins? Maybe they're Smoothie-coins.

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Hey, I think those 10 coins don't exist guys!

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To everyone criticizing the basic business model: This is not new or unique outside the bitcoin world. It might be very difficult to get it off the ground and/or profitable but, as mentioned several times on this thread, there are already existing companies built around the exact same idea.

Now to my primary, off topic reply. Rockso, will you please fix the title of your thread? I know it's only two juxtaposed letters but it bugs the hell out of me every time I see it.

Hmmm, that might be a good tagline, "The NSFW Cleaning Service!"

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Which is why I still consider, Get it Maid the best name for the business!

It's a "witty"/clean pun and you candrop it casually in any conversation at the frat, at the workplace, or in front of the kids!

"Man, rick is a neet and his place is a mess, I know, let's do him a solid and help him 'get itmaid'".

Oh man

TECSHARE

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Quote from: CountSparkle on December 25, 2012, 03:32:42 PM

By the way, why are you paying $130 just for the name? Do you believe a very creative name will serve as really good advertising, enough to be worth that much?

Yes it is. The name is usually the first and only chance a business has to relate to the customer. Also more importantly word of mouth is the best promotion you can have. In order to have good word of mouth (other than good services or goods) you need a name that sticks with people, is unique, but uses words generic enough so that it might pop up in ones mind more often than one composed of more flowery less used language. Making a good name is not as easy as it sounds. Companies spend billions of dollars each year managing brands. If the name sucks, people's first impression is that the company sucks. Sounds superficial but it is reality. There are a lot more variables than are immediately apparent.

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Still think "Get it Maid" is catchy/witty/clean enough .

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