Topic: [NFSW]Topless cleaning service - page 4. (Read 18523 times)
By the way, why are you paying $130 just for the name? Do you believe a very creative name will serve as really good advertising, enough to be worth that much?
I like the "House Keeping 4 Pervs" myself but i´m not sure about the business model... 
This is a horrible idea. If the customer wants their house cleaned there's much better legitimate maids. If the customer wants sex there's much better escort services. This little niche service in between cleaning and escorting is a joke.
You're not going to convince any escorts to take on cleaning in addition to fucking, and you're not going to convince any customers to pay a premium to have a mediocre house cleaning.
You're not going to convince any escorts to take on cleaning in addition to fucking, and you're not going to convince any customers to pay a premium to have a mediocre house cleaning.
Yes, you're probably just better off with a wife
You'd think that wouldn't you? The only problem is strip clubs are extremely popular and I definitely don't get them either O_O
This is a horrible idea. If the customer wants their house cleaned there's much better legitimate maids. If the customer wants sex there's much better escort services. This little niche service in between cleaning and escorting is a joke.
You're not going to convince any escorts to take on cleaning in addition to fucking, and you're not going to convince any customers to pay a premium to have a mediocre house cleaning.
You're not going to convince any escorts to take on cleaning in addition to fucking, and you're not going to convince any customers to pay a premium to have a mediocre house cleaning.
Dirty Maids
Forbidden Cleaning
Messy Maid Servants
? lol there's something wrong with me if I'm posting here
Forbidden Cleaning
Messy Maid Servants
? lol there's something wrong with me if I'm posting here
I expect anyone willing to do this would make way more money just working as a stripper, and there they probably don't have to clean anything. How much are you planning on charging for this service?
Whatever the market bares.
I expect anyone willing to do this would make way more money just working as a stripper, and there they probably don't have to clean anything. How much are you planning on charging for this service?
Just because you have nice tits, and a rockin body, doesn't mean you have the smarts to open a business, nor the funding.
Advertising isn't free.
It's no different than working for a cleaning company.
Advertising isn't free.
It's no different than working for a cleaning company.
Why are you needed as a middleman? Women who are interested in doing this already are without having to cut anyone in on their profits, I'm wondering what your plan to make this successful is (I suspect you don't actually have one.)
I hear on the radio all the time.. topless maid service with happy endings..
why only woman, have a boy/girl/furry service... never know when they might request a naked fox...
Names
----> WE WILL PLEASE YOU
----> Don't Worry Be Happy
----> Titty Maid 4U
----> Haleluya Cleaning Service
----> House Keeping 4 Pervs
Names
----> WE WILL PLEASE YOU
----> Don't Worry Be Happy
----> Titty Maid 4U
----> Haleluya Cleaning Service
----> House Keeping 4 Pervs
Let's fuck to the chase (pud indented):
kasvag0r1an is correct. If you Google images sexy "French maid" (with quotes only around French maid) you'll see a myriad of services very similar of what you're trying to accomplish with this thread.
But if you somehow tweak the idea, creating a new niche, then the idea gains paws.
For instance, market it similar to a bachelor or bachelorette party or one of those mail-a-gram ideas as a birthday present, or for some other special event. In essence, the service is a gift paid for by the gift giver(s).
You can consider only accepting Bitcoin for payment. And while you're at it, the names of the staff when on site are always the same no matter what region of the country the service is it. And the names will be borrowed from this forum. Bruno is always the name of the guy looking out for the girls while on site. Then there's Maria, M
~Bruno K~
terrible idea because RAPE
Think about the kind of people who want this service (horny and bored loners with questionable judgement). For X dollars, anyone can have a (necessarily) beautiful girl arrive at his house who is obviously willing to get naked in private. Sooner or later a rapist will hire a maid because it's his dream rape opportunity delivered straight to his doorstep. I guess it could work if you hired a bodyguard to go with each maid and just watch. But yeah, no. And pepper spray isn't very useful to a girl operating a loud vacuum by herself.
Besides that, very clever idea, albeit detestable.
Think about the kind of people who want this service (horny and bored loners with questionable judgement). For X dollars, anyone can have a (necessarily) beautiful girl arrive at his house who is obviously willing to get naked in private. Sooner or later a rapist will hire a maid because it's his dream rape opportunity delivered straight to his doorstep. I guess it could work if you hired a bodyguard to go with each maid and just watch. But yeah, no. And pepper spray isn't very useful to a girl operating a loud vacuum by herself.
Besides that, very clever idea, albeit detestable.
why only woman, have a boy/girl service... never know when they might request a naked handyman...
Names
----> WE WILL PLEASE YOU
----> Don't Worry Be Happy
----> Titty Maid 4U
----> Haleluya Cleaning Service
----> House Keeping 4 Pervs
Names
----> WE WILL PLEASE YOU
----> Don't Worry Be Happy
----> Titty Maid 4U
----> Haleluya Cleaning Service
----> House Keeping 4 Pervs
There was actually this type of service in my city along while back.
Read it in the classifieds, the ladies were um not very attention grabbing though.
They had strict rules and stuff about no touching the maids, but you can do whatever else.
"We Clean, You Dream"
Read it in the classifieds, the ladies were um not very attention grabbing though.
They had strict rules and stuff about no touching the maids, but you can do whatever else.
"We Clean, You Dream"
Emergency beacon to bodyguard waiting in van. Bust in and rescue.
Back OT - this is supposed to be a name for a topless cleaning service, not a name for a topless rescue service. "Bust in and rescue" indeed.
Emergency beacon to bodyguard waiting in van. Bust in and rescue.
terrible idea because RAPE
Please don't rape us cleaning service. I win?
terrible idea because RAPE
Think about the kind of people who want this service (horny and bored loners with questionable judgement). For X dollars, anyone can have a (necessarily) beautiful girl arrive at his house who is obviously willing to get naked in private. Sooner or later a rapist will hire a maid because it's his dream rape opportunity delivered straight to his doorstep. I guess it could work if you hired a bodyguard to go with each maid and just watch. But yeah, no. And pepper spray isn't very useful to a girl operating a loud vacuum by herself.
Besides that, very clever idea, albeit detestable.
Think about the kind of people who want this service (horny and bored loners with questionable judgement). For X dollars, anyone can have a (necessarily) beautiful girl arrive at his house who is obviously willing to get naked in private. Sooner or later a rapist will hire a maid because it's his dream rape opportunity delivered straight to his doorstep. I guess it could work if you hired a bodyguard to go with each maid and just watch. But yeah, no. And pepper spray isn't very useful to a girl operating a loud vacuum by herself.
Besides that, very clever idea, albeit detestable.
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