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Topic: [NFSW]Topless cleaning service - page 5. (Read 18513 times)

legendary
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RIP Mommy
December 23, 2012, 10:19:09 PM
#31
NuClean.us
unfortunately NuCle.us is taken, unless you want to buy it off [email protected]
newbie
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December 23, 2012, 08:41:06 PM
#30
areola maid is the best
legendary
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First Exclusion Ever
December 23, 2012, 01:39:40 PM
#29
An Upstanding Maid
Busty Dusters
Dirty Birds Cleaners
Titastic Janitorial Services
Areola Maid
French Connection (have them all wear themed french maid outfits)
Clean House Dirty Mind
Red Rocket Maid
Peaches Cleaners
Ready Maid
Jimmy B. Stiff Housekeeping
Dirty Cleaners
Piece of Class

I think I can win this but there is some pretty stiff competition.

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December 23, 2012, 01:16:48 PM
#28
Naughty Bits.



Thank you and good night.
legendary
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December 23, 2012, 01:14:44 PM
#27


This would be a neat project to see on BitcoinStarter.

Rumor has it that Erik Voorhees started purposely messing up his desk, with the hope of being this services' first customer. 
legendary
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December 23, 2012, 09:35:43 AM
#26
Tit for Tat Cleaners

Top to Bottom Maid Service


legendary
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December 22, 2012, 12:00:58 PM
#25
How about something simple like "Nip'n'Bust Cleaning Service?" Or are you looking for 2* entandres?

You should probably keep it clean, subtle and witty. That way customers don't have to be embarrassed when a van with a big "Topless Cleaners Inc." sticker on the side shows up.

Exactly what I was thinking when I offered up Dustnam Style oppose to Bustnam Style, but upon now seeing it penned, it doesn't look or seem that bad. That said, a little alteration may be all it needs--Bosam' Style. (variant of bosom, plus variant of em') If you feel Bosom Style would work, fine. The key is that Gangnam Style is all the rage and you should monopolize on that.

Consider using a sexing looking feather duster, one like you've seen a French maid using, as a graphic element oppose to breast.

If a van is going to be the transportation of choice, make sure it's has massive appeal. Any suggestions as to what type or kind of vehicle would be best for this endeavor?

~Bruno K~
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Poor impulse control.
December 22, 2012, 03:49:07 AM
#24
How about something simple like "Nip'n'Bust Cleaning Service?" Or are you looking for 2* entandres?

You should probably keep it clean, subtle and witty. That way customers don't have to be embarrassed when a van with a big "Topless Cleaners Inc." sticker on the side shows up.
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December 22, 2012, 03:18:37 AM
#23
Whatever is clever and catchy.
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December 22, 2012, 03:09:45 AM
#22
How about something simple like "Nip'n'Bust Cleaning Service?" Or are you looking for 2* entandres?
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December 22, 2012, 02:54:26 AM
#21
Topless Spotless - With that many repeated letters, you'll have lots of interesting logo options.

Salt Lick Cleaners - "We'll get your house so clean, you can do body shots on the maid AND the floor!"

Silicone Scrubbers - Get actual scrubbers with your company's contact info on them. Have your employees "accidentally" leave them behind in locations that imply "you naughty boy, you'd better call me to clean up the mess you're about to make". When you need a SFW explanation of your business, show the scrubbers and don't mention the employee dress code.
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December 22, 2012, 02:51:14 AM
#20
Shouldn't you have girls who are interested in this, first? It's not like women are dumb and need a man to figure out all the hard "manly" business and legal stuff. Chances are any girls who are interested in doing this are already in business for themselves. Now if you guys wanted to do the topless cleaning yourselves, that's another matter  Wink
Pimps exist

So do Mamasans (not all pimps are blokes)
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December 22, 2012, 02:46:21 AM
#19
Shouldn't you have girls who are interested in this, first? It's not like women are dumb and need a man to figure out all the hard "manly" business and legal stuff. Chances are any girls who are interested in doing this are already in business for themselves. Now if you guys wanted to do the topless cleaning yourselves, that's another matter  Wink
Pimps exist
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December 22, 2012, 02:46:09 AM
#18
We are looking for girls as we speak. If the money is right we will have no problem finding girls.
legendary
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December 22, 2012, 02:44:40 AM
#17
Dustnam Style

And they have to trot around the home as if riding an invisible pony while dusting. The girls will make a mint.
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December 22, 2012, 02:37:00 AM
#16
Shouldn't you have girls who are interested in this, first? It's not like women are dumb and need a man to figure out all the hard "manly" business and legal stuff. Chances are any girls who are interested in doing this are already in business for themselves. Now if you guys wanted to do the topless cleaning yourselves, that's another matter  Wink
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December 22, 2012, 02:31:56 AM
#15
"Scrub one out"
donator
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Poor impulse control.
December 22, 2012, 02:18:24 AM
#14
"Au Pair"

This is not only a good pun, but its a phrase that can't be copyrighted. Any business with the same name can't stop you using it, afaik.
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December 22, 2012, 01:51:50 AM
#13
I will figure out the legal stuff later.
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December 22, 2012, 01:48:27 AM
#12
"dust bunnies" is another already in use name
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