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June 18, 2013, 11:14:52 PM
#87
This thread has turned into so many kinds of awesome, I can't even begin to describe.  Smiley 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4
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June 18, 2013, 10:45:10 PM
#86
If I have to I'll take the scammer tag for Phinny Gage!  I WILL! I WILL!!!!!!!!!!!
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June 18, 2013, 12:40:19 PM
#85
Can some explain this thing about bringing the goats?

goats Huh

The bringing-the-goats comment was in response to a post I made about a goat, of which its back story is probably what you seek.

Sometime last year, I developed a goat fetish to inject humor, continuing to this day periodically. I believe it starting when something going on with Goat, a user here, of which I have no qualms with.

Case in point, I just Googled "Goat Fetish":



On another aside note, BFL just added a new Tee to their CafeWarmerPress catalog:

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June 18, 2013, 08:13:49 AM
#84
Can some explain this thing about bringing the goats?

goats Huh

Goats are needed, they always make the situation better by bring knowledge.
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June 18, 2013, 06:41:42 AM
#83
I hope somebody remembers to bring goat.



WTF are you going to do with me!  Wink

That Smiley
Translated to:
He's an attachable add-on to everything xd
Lol think that's the answer
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June 18, 2013, 06:40:09 AM
#82
Can some explain this thing about bringing the goats?

goats Huh
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June 18, 2013, 05:03:10 AM
#81
So here is the bets lol moments of this thread as of now Smiley

I would like to nominate Phinnaeus Gage for a scammer tag.  He has openly admitted that he made a promise to donate and now intends to break that promise to donate $200 to a charity of my choice because he simply doesn't feel like parting with $200 now.

I know this is the wrong place to ask, but I'm having a devil of a time getting you to acknowledge your PMs. I sold some shares of BFLS.RIG or whatever it's called to Blank around six months ago, and despite several PMs cc's to both you and blank (and I assume some PMs from blank as well) we haven't heard a peep. I'm at the end of my rope on how to resolve this situation, it's just a pain in the neck, I'm sorry to bother you here but could you please give us a statement one way or the other, can you please change the payment address on file for my shares? Thanks.

This thread has turned into so many kinds of awesome, I can't even begin to describe.  Smiley 

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I would like to nominate Phinnaeus Gage for a scammer tag.

 I have first dibs to dance with Rassah, and I hope somebody remembers to bring a goat.

Sonny: Josh, why are you crying?
Josh: He's...he's...playin' me! And I...I...always...win, but...
Sonny: Take it easy, bro! You just need a vacation.
Josh: May...be. Where?
Sonny: Got a conference coming up, and you'll be manning the booth. Sadly, once again we won't be mentioned on any of the official flyers, but you don't see me crying.
Josh: You's the bestest!
Sonny: I know! Now, suck my dick.

I'll have trolling for 200 please, Alex.



Monday morning at BFL:

Jody: Morning, Josh. We need...
Dave: Morning, Josh. We need...
Sonny: Morning, Josh. We need...
Warehouse Hand: Hola, Josh. Por favor...
Nasser: Matin, Josh. Nous devons...

Josh: Morning, all. Will get to it after I take care of an important issue. Phinnaeus Gage scammer tag request<> That'll work. I'll teach that piece of shit, Bruno, a lesson.

Jody: Josh. Another customer wants their money back.
Josh: Stall 'em.
Another CS: Josh. A customer of ours is posting shit about us again.
Josh: Give him an immediate refund.

Book on Josh's desk:




Just glad that I'm able to do my part to expose what a worthless piece of shit you are.

That was almost diplomatic. You're clearly improving!
Taking lessons after work?



lol this is going to be good!

I'll go get the goats.............................



And this one is priceless !!!
Gage scammed me out of my virginity  Angry.


Gage scammed me out of my virginity  Angry.

Hence, the VTF (Virginity Trust Fondle).


Gage scammed me out of my virginity  Angry.

Do a chargeback!

Gage also steals pictures off the internet.


Gage scammed me out of my virginity  Angry.

Consider yourself lucky. He lured me into his barn one night and...things... happened.
 Cry
I'll never look at a coffee table the same way again.

This post may updated as of needed.

Disclaimer : Read at your own risk. The thoughts expressed in the quotes are of their authors and I do not take any responsibility if you laugh your coffee out of your nose to your laptop or raspberry Pi or BFL Tongue
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June 18, 2013, 03:05:16 AM
#80
Welcome to dramatalk, where the scammer tags don't matter and everything is illegal Kiss

I want to thank Phin for always being absolutely ridiculous in his characteristic deadpan manner. I imagine if held at gunpoint, he would begin to talk about some failed deal involving 3 laptops and half a duck.

dropped my load on this one. ROTFLMAO
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June 18, 2013, 02:55:57 AM
#79
Let's see...

Phin makes me laugh, Josh makes me cringe.

This thread is no different.

Carry On.
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June 18, 2013, 01:17:23 AM
#78
Late last year I promised Josh that I will donate $100 toward a charity of his or BFL's choice (without them having to put anything) once they start delivering ASIC-based bitcoin miners, of which they have. Later, prior to them delivering, I upped it to $200. None of this is in dispute.
I'm still trying to understand - why did you say you would do this?

When I made the offer, it was from the kindness of my heart without any ill-intent intended. Basically, you can even call it a bride to hopefully have BFL ship out quicker. That's the best way I can put it. No other real back story to it.
Thanks!

In that case, here's how I see it: They didn't ship quickly, and they didn't seem to have been very encouraged by this bet at all. In that case, no tag is necessary here. I'm open to different interpretations, though.

I still don't see how it's a scam though.
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June 18, 2013, 01:07:41 AM
#77
Inaba is again a brainless troll.  Making a promise in return for nothing can't possibly be a scam because nobody is deprived of anything.

This is as compared to running a business where you take hundreds of thousands of dollars of money in "preorders" and then don't deliver for about a year.  That, by comparison, would be an example of a scam.
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June 18, 2013, 12:58:38 AM
#76
You guys know how to make me smile  Grin
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June 18, 2013, 12:50:13 AM
#75
Gage scammed me out of my virginity  Angry.

Do a chargeback!

Gage also steals pictures off the internet.
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June 18, 2013, 12:25:46 AM
#74
touche.
I assume that's either a typo or someone switched the t and the d on your keyboard
touche   as in good point.
douché >
so sorry I could not find the accent aigu key.   Personally, I like the attacks by people that thought it was douche (USA schools are really going downhill fast)
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June 18, 2013, 12:13:32 AM
#73
touche.
I assume that's either a typo or someone switched the t and the d on your keyboard
touche   as in good point.

douché >
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June 18, 2013, 12:08:18 AM
#72
touche.
I assume that's either a typo or someone switched the t and the d on your keyboard
touche   as in good point.
edd
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June 18, 2013, 12:06:31 AM
#71
Gage scammed me out of my virginity  Angry.

Consider yourself lucky. He lured me into his barn one night and...things... happened.
 Cry
I'll never look at a coffee table the same way again.
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June 17, 2013, 11:55:29 PM
#70
Gage scammed me out of my virginity  Angry.

Hence, the VTF (Virginity Trust Fondle).
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June 17, 2013, 11:51:26 PM
#69
Gage scammed me out of my virginity  Angry.
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June 17, 2013, 11:39:46 PM
#68
I'm open to different interpretations, though.
With about as much seriousness as 1/3 of a duck:

BFL was incentivized by the donation offer.
This caused them to expend significantly more resources (valued at almost $200) to ship faster. (You might not believe it, but they were going to ship later)
Without this timely donation, harm has been caused to them (see value above) by Phin's broken promise.

Broken promise (fraud) + monetary damage = scam!!!1 Shocked

Oh, my fuckin' God! If I would've known. Josh was right when he said I harmed people, but he was too humble to express that the harm was toward BFL directly and not having enough Poodle Chow for his hippie mutt indirectly. But the damage is already done, and I'm sure it'll all work out in the end after Josh pays out that 1000K BTC to charity he owes.
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