Why are you too proud to admit that the Bitcoin micropayment system is inferior to cash (in terms of time to confirmation of the transaction)?
Because this is wrong if you consider non local exchanges, which is the case of all internet services and the norm for many country.
Let's say you want to buy a movie on demand, you can always try to send your dollar bill to netflix... maybe next month you'll be able to see it.
For local exchange, yes, a bitcoin transaction is reversible. So is credit card and check, but are merchant refusing them ?
But it is a lack of perspective thinking that a BTC can't be represented in paper money. In that it would be very interesting to see banks act on such service.
Nothing prevent the creation of a paper denominated in BTC to fix to the problem. You'll can redeem x Bits against a bill to a trusted bank, as much as you could redeem gold for dollars in the past.
Such paper money would not fall in the same pitfall than the dollar, because paper BTC would be marginal for commerce.
People would use them only for local exchange, but the majority of money flows are digital nowadays, so the great majority of BTC exchanged will stay "real". There is not a lots of room for such paper to take over btc and become a fiat (ie, backed by nothing).
I believe that since such paper money would be less portable and less divisible than real BTC, there is no risk that history repeat itself, but still be very useful for hand to hand exchanges. (specially in poorly connected area)
The origin of the apparition of fiat is because it was easier to transact with fiat and credit money than shipping gold.
Which can't be the case with BTC.
Also, people originally accepted piece of paper because they thought it was the equivalent to the amount of gold. (well, thanks to proof of reserve, there is no belief to have anymore, only proof)