Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems - page 3.

QuestionAuthority

legendary

Activity: 2156

Merit: 1393

You lead and I'll watch you walk away.

Quote from: flavius on June 10, 2013, 12:35:37 AM

Quote from: QuestionAuthority on June 10, 2013, 12:28:15 AM

Those who write on forum walls

Roll their shit in little balls

Those who read these words of wit

Eat those little balls of shit

send me your bitcoin address and i will personally send you .1 btc

Thank you but it was just for fun.

As a personal policy I don't accept btc from, give btc to, buy, sell or trade with anyone at this forum - ever. That's why I don't have an address in my sig line.

flavius

full member

Activity: 154

Merit: 100

welcome to riches

Quote from: QuestionAuthority on June 10, 2013, 12:28:15 AM

Those who write on forum walls

Roll their shit in little balls

Those who read these words of wit

Eat those little balls of shit

send me your bitcoin address and i will personally send you .1 btc

QuestionAuthority

legendary

Activity: 2156

Merit: 1393

You lead and I'll watch you walk away.

Those who write on forum walls

Roll their shit in little balls

Those who read these words of wit

Eat those little balls of shit

mprep

global moderator

Activity: 3794

Merit: 2612

In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce

These poems are getting weirder and weirder.

flavius

full member

Activity: 154

Merit: 100

welcome to riches

I meant sexually bby

Peter Lambert

hero member

Activity: 756

Merit: 500

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye

Quote from: flavius on June 09, 2013, 04:04:31 PM

Quote from: mprep on June 09, 2013, 03:55:39 PM

Quote from: flavius on June 09, 2013, 03:06:48 PM

I don't really get your poem. Huh

only peter gets me

Nope, I don't get you either. Maybe your idea of good poetry is not the same as my idea of good poetry.

flavius

full member

Activity: 154

Merit: 100

welcome to riches

Quote from: mprep on June 09, 2013, 03:55:39 PM

Quote from: flavius on June 09, 2013, 03:06:48 PM

cock in my ass
shit in my ass
shit in my cock

peter lambert
has no taste
has no aids

until now
infected
molested

I don't really get your poem. Huh

only peter gets me

mprep

global moderator

Activity: 3794

Merit: 2612

In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce

Quote from: flavius on June 09, 2013, 03:06:48 PM

cock in my ass
shit in my ass
shit in my cock

peter lambert
has no taste
has no aids

until now
infected
molested

I don't really get your poem. Huh

flavius

full member

Activity: 154

Merit: 100

welcome to riches

cock in my ass
shit in my ass
shit in my cock

peter lambert
has no taste
has no aids

until now
infected
molested

Este Nuno

legendary

Activity: 826

Merit: 1002

amarha

Seven days a week
I get no sleep
Mt Gox makes me weep
As the price slowly seeps
These bitcoins I keep
Have lost the value I seek

dancupid

hero member

Activity: 955

Merit: 1002

Quote from: Peter Lambert on June 08, 2013, 01:13:29 PM

Quote from: dancupid on June 08, 2013, 11:42:51 AM

Quote from: Este Nuno on June 07, 2013, 11:25:40 AM

Requesting 'Best Haiku' category for next round if there is one, please.

Six pints a night,
pressure on my heart.
Fag ends in the ashtray.

I thought haiku was supposed to be 5-7-5, your poem is 4-5-6?

Hey man I'm a poet - don't waste my time on your numbers and shi' (that's 'shit' pronounced guttural).

in Chinese (I can't speak Japanese)

六杯子一晚
我的心理压力多
烟灰缸有灰

5-7-5

Peter Lambert

hero member

Activity: 756

Merit: 500

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye

Quote from: dancupid on June 08, 2013, 11:42:51 AM

Quote from: Este Nuno on June 07, 2013, 11:25:40 AM

Requesting 'Best Haiku' category for next round if there is one, please.

Six pints a night,
pressure on my heart.
Fag ends in the ashtray.

I thought haiku was supposed to be 5-7-5, your poem is 4-5-6?

dancupid

hero member

Activity: 955

Merit: 1002

Quote from: Este Nuno on June 07, 2013, 11:25:40 AM

Requesting 'Best Haiku' category for next round if there is one, please.

Six pints a night,
pressure on my heart.
Fag ends in the ashtray.

mprep

global moderator

Activity: 3794

Merit: 2612

In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce

Quote from: alchimista on June 08, 2013, 03:14:29 AM

Quote from: Peter Lambert on June 06, 2013, 08:30:57 PM

Poetry contest winners:

For "Best Rhyme": 50 mB to Alchimista!

Congratulations to all the winners and thanks to all who participated.

(Bitcoins sent, you should see them in your wallet at the addresses you provided)

If you did not submit yet, you can still add poems to the thread and if they are good somebody might send a tip

Thank you very much! I'm very proud of this honor you gave me!

Congrats on winning

alchimista

full member

Activity: 154

Merit: 100

ars longa, vita brevis

Quote from: Peter Lambert on June 06, 2013, 08:30:57 PM

Poetry contest winners:

For "Best Rhyme": 50 mB to Alchimista!

Congratulations to all the winners and thanks to all who participated.

(Bitcoins sent, you should see them in your wallet at the addresses you provided)

If you did not submit yet, you can still add poems to the thread and if they are good somebody might send a tip

Thank you very much! I'm very proud of this honor you gave me!

flavius

full member

Activity: 154

Merit: 100

welcome to riches

peter lambert
likes cocks
in his ass

lambert no lambo
shambo
go

fuck yourself
tuck yourself
in a coffin

Phinnaeus Gage

legendary

Activity: 1918

Merit: 1570

Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending

That's Wat

There once was a man
Named Patrick Strateman
Who lost his fuckin' mind.

Peter Lambert

hero member

Activity: 756

Merit: 500

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye

See the way to go
Onward we must struggle now
Fighting for freedom

The Great Cycle

Freedom,
Peace, Equality
Working for betterment
Food enough to share
Fine twined linen and gold
Keeping to oneself
Greed, Disparity
Subjection

Dispair
Fighting, Revolution
Anger at the oppressor
Death and destruction abound
Change brings forth new hope
Friendship given to others
Compromise, Resolution
Freedom

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flavius

full member

Activity: 154

Merit: 100

welcome to riches

Quote from: greyhawk on June 07, 2013, 06:52:40 PM

They go to Rome, eternal city,
to find the poet oh so witty,
but to each one's gruesome pity
they find neither hair nor titty.

The master poet holds his rhymes
waiting for the better times,
he'll talk of balls, of tits, of cock,
when time strikes later on the clock.

chuckled anuses

acs26

Activity: -

Merit: -

Quote from: Peter Lambert on June 06, 2013, 08:30:57 PM

Poetry contest winners:

For "Most Helpful": 50 mB to Foxpup!

For "Best Bitcoin Poem": 50 mB to No 1!

For "Most Depressingly Beautiful": 50 mB to Acs26!

For "Most Succinct": 50 mB to SgtSpike!

For "Best Rhyme": 50 mB to Alchimista!

For "Most Contrarian": 50 mB to Dancupid!

For "Best Parody": 50 mB to Greyhawk!

And the grand prize for "Best Overall Poem", 100 mB goes to MagicBit15!

Congratulations to all the winners and thanks to all who participated.

(Bitcoins sent, you should see them in your wallet at the addresses you provided)

If you did not submit yet, you can still add poems to the thread and if they are good somebody might send a tip

Thanks, Peter Lambert, for giving me this honor. [Sorry I couldn't reply to you earlier.]
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Also thanks to the competition, and everybody who won a award, the biggest thanks to MagicBit15, since he put effort into winning something so many great poets tried to win.

[Well.. I don't think I should count flavius.]

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