Topic: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems - page 6. (Read 6334 times)
OOPS forgot my address: 1QEG4HwcgH3i6M9fAVtsYtk2voygz1Dku8 -moxiefoxie31416.
one hundred million
satoshis to a bitcoin.
small steps toward fortune.
satoshis to a bitcoin.
small steps toward fortune.
Are we allowed multiple entries?
Yes, you can enter multiple entries. I will update rules.
@SgtSpike: You forgot to add a bitcoin address.
@acs26: You call that happy? It is downright depressing!
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It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
Are we allowed multiple entries?
Yes, you can enter multiple entries. I will update rules.
@SgtSpike: You forgot to add a bitcoin address.
@acs26: You call that happy? It is downright depressing!
Are we allowed multiple entries?
I hope a limerick is ok, it's a bit wordy but this is my best shot:
There was once a man whose life couldn't be finer,
Until one day he decides to build the worlds biggest miner,
He ordered 100 units from butterfly labs,
After seeing all those pre-order ads,
Now he is eating scraps from the dumpster outside the diner.
There was once a man whose life couldn't be finer,
Until one day he decides to build the worlds biggest miner,
He ordered 100 units from butterfly labs,
After seeing all those pre-order ads,
Now he is eating scraps from the dumpster outside the diner.
jimmijames was quite a funny man.
But his limerick just wouldn't scan.
He put up a good fight,
But try as he might,
It just wouldn't work. But it can:
A man whose life couldn't be finer,
Decided to build the world's biggest miner.
He called Butterfly Labs,
After seeing the ads,
And now he's a poor dumpster diner.
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(Please only judge the first verse, as the second is (obviously) not my original work.)
That flows much better!
You Shakespeared my Vanilla Ice.
A white horse fell into the mud.
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I usually do sad, dark, or tragic poems. So here's a try at a happy one:
There once was a man named Dank,
He wanted to buy a Hookah Lounge,
Yet he had no money at all,
So he asked for over half a million dollars online.
Because you see, Dank was a scammer,
He scammed tons of people.
He scammed my dad,
And my mother.
That dirty, dirty scammer.
Though it was obvious,
I cannot say,
My mom and dad didn't have enough money left for the three of us.
So there was a man,
A man named Felix,
Living at another place.
But that's okay,
Because now Dank will wonder,
Yes he'll wonder,
Why nobody else was stupid enough to fall for his scam.
But one day I'll find him,
And I'll surely scam him,
And then I'd get my half a million back.
But so far that's only a dream,
So if you see a man named Dank,
Find the man named Felix and tell him,
Because then,
I'd give you immortality,
And also ten BitCoins.
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There once was a man named Dank,
He wanted to buy a Hookah Lounge,
Yet he had no money at all,
So he asked for over half a million dollars online.
Because you see, Dank was a scammer,
He scammed tons of people.
He scammed my dad,
And my mother.
That dirty, dirty scammer.
Though it was obvious,
I cannot say,
My mom and dad didn't have enough money left for the three of us.
So there was a man,
A man named Felix,
Living at another place.
But that's okay,
Because now Dank will wonder,
Yes he'll wonder,
Why nobody else was stupid enough to fall for his scam.
But one day I'll find him,
And I'll surely scam him,
And then I'd get my half a million back.
But so far that's only a dream,
So if you see a man named Dank,
Find the man named Felix and tell him,
Because then,
I'd give you immortality,
And also ten BitCoins.
1HPmaY55bYmK6CzkBBXPgyWim7rdtVn7Ne
Deep riveting black darkness!
Shivering cold the light cascades in dim fashion.
Then came btc..
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Shivering cold the light cascades in dim fashion.
Then came btc..
1AwpKoAWG9DNv2d8EYT6xf3L9GbWLZfMXS
six confirmations
now secure in the blockchain
gift from Satoshi
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now secure in the blockchain
gift from Satoshi
1HmTGYq8YbroqpRmKBZ5XUpzbsF94PiseL
I hope a limerick is ok, it's a bit wordy but this is my best shot:
There was once a man whose life couldn't be finer,
Until one day he decides to build the worlds biggest miner,
He ordered 100 units from butterfly labs,
After seeing all those pre-order ads,
Now he is eating scraps from the dumpster outside the diner.
There was once a man whose life couldn't be finer,
Until one day he decides to build the worlds biggest miner,
He ordered 100 units from butterfly labs,
After seeing all those pre-order ads,
Now he is eating scraps from the dumpster outside the diner.
I hope a limerick is ok, it's a bit wordy but this is my best shot:
There was once a man whose life couldn't be finer,
Until one day he decides to build the worlds biggest miner,
He ordered 100 units from butterfly labs,
After seeing all those pre-order ads,
Now he is eating scraps from the dumpster outside the diner.
There was once a man whose life couldn't be finer,
Until one day he decides to build the worlds biggest miner,
He ordered 100 units from butterfly labs,
After seeing all those pre-order ads,
Now he is eating scraps from the dumpster outside the diner.
jimmijames was quite a funny man.
But his limerick just wouldn't scan.
He put up a good fight,
But try as he might,
It just wouldn't work. But it can:
A man whose life couldn't be finer,
Decided to build the world's biggest miner.
He called Butterfly Labs,
After seeing the ads,
And now he's a poor dumpster diner.
1D2TJttBqgpaRphbxC5swpdRymSpJyHAa1
(Please only judge the first verse, as the second is (obviously) not my original work.)
A grocer once sold lots of oranges.
Alas, his slippery floor injures.
When the customer sued,
The grocer was screwed.
He lost everything, even the door hinges.
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Alas, his slippery floor injures.
When the customer sued,
The grocer was screwed.
He lost everything, even the door hinges.
1ASqBLeyKtU2vjvZEvtT9zoCcYAz4upRcJ
hero member
Activity: 756
Merit: 500
It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
Hey Everybody, let's try something different!
The contest is over now, but you can still post your poems with an address. Send tips to the poems you like.
Poetry Contest
How creative and poetic can you be, BitcoinTalk? Post your poems for a chance to win at least 100 mB!
Make them happy, make them sad, write about bitcoins or write about something different, just write a poem, post it in this thread and you will be entered to win the grand prize.
Rules:
The Overall Best Poem will win the prize of 100 mB (0.1 bitcoin) (plus any tips from other readers). Depending on submissions, additional prize categories may be added (funniest, most eloquent, best love poem, most creative, etc.)
I will select my favorite submission in one week, so the judging will happen on Thursday, June 6th 2013. Anything posted by the time I read to the end of the thread will be eligible to win.
Judging will be done by me. Posting of a poem shall constitute acceptance of these terms and nobody is allowed to complain about my choice of winner.
Poems must be your own original work.
Multiple entries are allowed, but users will only be eligible to win in one category.
Poems can be in any form, language, whatever you want. I only read English, so I doubt any other language will win, but you can go ahead an post it if you really want.
Along with your poem, post a bitcoin address. Anybody who likes may send tips to the poems they like. Tips sent will in no way affect the selection of the prize winner.
If you would like to help fund this or future contests, send bitcoin donations to: 1HboPPSM9UDanTm75Q1LY6W7bNjnv8gzHP
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If you start reading this thread after the prize date, you can still contribute and possibly receive tips if your poem is good.
The contest is over now, but you can still post your poems with an address. Send tips to the poems you like.
Poetry Contest
How creative and poetic can you be, BitcoinTalk? Post your poems for a chance to win at least 100 mB!
Make them happy, make them sad, write about bitcoins or write about something different, just write a poem, post it in this thread and you will be entered to win the grand prize.
Rules:
The Overall Best Poem will win the prize of 100 mB (0.1 bitcoin) (plus any tips from other readers). Depending on submissions, additional prize categories may be added (funniest, most eloquent, best love poem, most creative, etc.)
I will select my favorite submission in one week, so the judging will happen on Thursday, June 6th 2013. Anything posted by the time I read to the end of the thread will be eligible to win.
Judging will be done by me. Posting of a poem shall constitute acceptance of these terms and nobody is allowed to complain about my choice of winner.
Poems must be your own original work.
Multiple entries are allowed, but users will only be eligible to win in one category.
Poems can be in any form, language, whatever you want. I only read English, so I doubt any other language will win, but you can go ahead an post it if you really want.
Along with your poem, post a bitcoin address. Anybody who likes may send tips to the poems they like. Tips sent will in no way affect the selection of the prize winner.
If you would like to help fund this or future contests, send bitcoin donations to: 1HboPPSM9UDanTm75Q1LY6W7bNjnv8gzHP
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If you start reading this thread after the prize date, you can still contribute and possibly receive tips if your poem is good.
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