They go to Rome, eternal city,
to find the poet oh so witty,
but to each one's gruesome pity
they find neither hair nor titty.
The master poet holds his rhymes
waiting for the better times,
he'll talk of balls, of tits, of cock,
when time strikes later on the clock.
Topic: Poetry Contest: Tip your favorite poems - page 4. (Read 6310 times)
greyhawk
small cock
no cock
a cock
master of divinity
master of love
check your behind
im in love
a fortuitous poem
a small weiner
kekeke
small cock
no cock
a cock
master of divinity
master of love
check your behind
im in love
a fortuitous poem
a small weiner
kekeke
Go back to Rome mate.
endless hoes
one penis
a mate he was
a mate he isnt
trannies
a gender
a genital
neither
greyhawk
small cock
no cock
a cock
master of divinity
master of love
check your behind
im in love
a fortuitous poem
a small weiner
kekeke
small cock
no cock
a cock
master of divinity
master of love
check your behind
im in love
a fortuitous poem
a small weiner
kekeke
Go back to Rome mate.
greyhawk
small cock
no cock
a cock
master of divinity
master of love
check your behind
im in love
a fortuitous poem
a small weiner
kekeke
small cock
no cock
a cock
master of divinity
master of love
check your behind
im in love
a fortuitous poem
a small weiner
kekeke
Ode to Flavius
Sing now, muse, of the master of words,
the poet whose songs rival those of the birds.
He's singing of romance, of passion, of love,
his word soar above like the wings of the dove.
"Flavius" they call him "Beloved of Gods",
until one sad day he was banned by the mods.
Now the forums are silent for lack of his songs
and nevermore heard was his praise of the thong-MY THONGTHONGTHONG-THONGTHONG!
Sing now, muse, of the master of words,
the poet whose songs rival those of the birds.
He's singing of romance, of passion, of love,
his word soar above like the wings of the dove.
"Flavius" they call him "Beloved of Gods",
until one sad day he was banned by the mods.
Now the forums are silent for lack of his songs
and nevermore heard was his praise of the thong-MY THONGTHONGTHONG-THONGTHONG!
ill go ahead and start defending my title with
sperm whales
whales of sperm
came
penis thee
penis thi
a penis for twee to lie
came buckets
came and fucked it
lushious
sperm whales
whales of sperm
came
penis thee
penis thi
a penis for twee to lie
came buckets
came and fucked it
lushious
Requesting 'Best Haiku' category for next round if there is one, please. 
hero member
Activity: 756
Merit: 500
It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
thanks, go ahead and edit my name into the post with the award you PMed me
got the coins hoping for a round 2
got the coins hoping for a round 2
What are you talking about? I didn't send you any coins, maybe it was somebody else?
It's bitcoin, they are not random coins flying around, they are anonymous coins flying around. Unless somebody comes forward and says "I sent that", we have no idea who sent the coins.
thanks, go ahead and edit my name into the post with the award you PMed me
got the coins hoping for a round 2
got the coins hoping for a round 2
What are you talking about? I didn't send you any coins, maybe it was somebody else?
hero member
Activity: 756
Merit: 500
It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
thanks, go ahead and edit my name into the post with the award you PMed me
got the coins hoping for a round 2
got the coins hoping for a round 2
What are you talking about? I didn't send you any coins, maybe it was somebody else?
thanks, go ahead and edit my name into the post with the award you PMed me
got the coins hoping for a round 2
got the coins hoping for a round 2
Wow, thank you guys so much!! It's an honor and a pleasure!!
hero member
Activity: 756
Merit: 500
It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
Poetry contest winners:
For "Most Helpful": 50 mB to Foxpup!
For "Best Bitcoin Poem": 50 mB to No 1!
For "Most Depressingly Beautiful": 50 mB to Acs26!
For "Most Succinct": 50 mB to SgtSpike!
For "Best Rhyme": 50 mB to Alchimista!
For "Most Contrarian": 50 mB to Dancupid!
For "Best Parody": 50 mB to Greyhawk!
And the grand prize for "Best Overall Poem", 100 mB goes to MagicBit15!
Congratulations to all the winners and thanks to all who participated.
(Bitcoins sent, you should see them in your wallet at the addresses you provided)
If you did not submit yet, you can still add poems to the thread and if they are good somebody might send a tip
For "Most Helpful": 50 mB to Foxpup!
For "Best Bitcoin Poem": 50 mB to No 1!
For "Most Depressingly Beautiful": 50 mB to Acs26!
For "Most Succinct": 50 mB to SgtSpike!
For "Best Rhyme": 50 mB to Alchimista!
For "Most Contrarian": 50 mB to Dancupid!
For "Best Parody": 50 mB to Greyhawk!
And the grand prize for "Best Overall Poem", 100 mB goes to MagicBit15!
Congratulations to all the winners and thanks to all who participated.
(Bitcoins sent, you should see them in your wallet at the addresses you provided)
If you did not submit yet, you can still add poems to the thread and if they are good somebody might send a tip
Thanks for all the submissions so far!
I will do the judging later today, so you can still submit entries for a couple more hours.
ok let me know I will do the judging later today, so you can still submit entries for a couple more hours.
I'd rather not mention it. Too bad to even mention in a forum. 
Indeed it is, which is precisely why I parodied it
I'd rather not mention it. Too bad to even mention in a forum.
Poems don't have to rhyme all the time, so let's go
Normal text rhymes.
Italic text does not.
Chorus
You will understand
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
There was a man who called himself Satoshi - a fake name,
He had an idea, but he wanted no gain.
He compressed the ideas into one, spending hours upon hours,
Silently hoping that the plan would not go sour.
Finally, he released it - his invention, which would change the world,
In respect for the internet, he called it Bitcoin.
At first, his art, it went unnoticed,
Except for a small, smart, masonic group.
Years on, the media picked up the Coin,
But alas, they failed to the see the light, citing the "superior US dollar".
Bitcoin users, we have problems too,
We're just like you,
Except we're smarter.
(and some of us are geeks)
Dollar users need to open their eyes,
And realize, Bitcoin ain't perfect,
But neither is the dollar.
The media attacked it,
But some people refused to listen to their **it.
People kept using it,
It grew and grew,
Made the dollar look like a total...
CON.
Bitcoin users, we have problems too,
We're just like you,
Except we're smarter.
(and some of us are geeks)
Dollar users need to open their eyes,
And realize, Bitcoin ain't perfect,
But neither is the dollar.
ze end.
1Msh9TqtqU3KEvxPaJQ3nLefZkQrpGvYur
Where have I heard this before..? Normal text rhymes.
Italic text does not.
Chorus
You will understand
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
There was a man who called himself Satoshi - a fake name,
He had an idea, but he wanted no gain.
He compressed the ideas into one, spending hours upon hours,
Silently hoping that the plan would not go sour.
Finally, he released it - his invention, which would change the world,
In respect for the internet, he called it Bitcoin.
At first, his art, it went unnoticed,
Except for a small, smart, masonic group.
Years on, the media picked up the Coin,
But alas, they failed to the see the light, citing the "superior US dollar".
Bitcoin users, we have problems too,
We're just like you,
Except we're smarter.
(and some of us are geeks)
Dollar users need to open their eyes,
And realize, Bitcoin ain't perfect,
But neither is the dollar.
The media attacked it,
But some people refused to listen to their **it.
People kept using it,
It grew and grew,
Made the dollar look like a total...
CON.
Bitcoin users, we have problems too,
We're just like you,
Except we're smarter.
(and some of us are geeks)
Dollar users need to open their eyes,
And realize, Bitcoin ain't perfect,
But neither is the dollar.
ze end.
1Msh9TqtqU3KEvxPaJQ3nLefZkQrpGvYur
Poems don't have to rhyme all the time, so let's go
Normal text rhymes.
Italic text does not.
Chorus
You will understand
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
There was a man who called himself Satoshi - a fake name,
He had an idea, but he wanted no gain.
He compressed the ideas into one, spending hours upon hours,
Silently hoping that the plan would not go sour.
Finally, he released it - his invention, which would change the world,
In respect for the internet, he called it Bitcoin.
At first, his art, it went unnoticed,
Except for a small, smart, masonic group.
Years on, the media picked up the Coin,
But alas, they failed to the see the light, citing the "superior US dollar".
Bitcoin users, we have problems too,
We're just like you,
Except we're smarter.
(and some of us are geeks)
Dollar users need to open their eyes,
And realize, Bitcoin ain't perfect,
But neither is the dollar.
The media attacked it,
But some people refused to listen to their **it.
People kept using it,
It grew and grew,
Made the dollar look like a total...
CON.
Bitcoin users, we have problems too,
We're just like you,
Except we're smarter.
(and some of us are geeks)
Dollar users need to open their eyes,
And realize, Bitcoin ain't perfect,
But neither is the dollar.
ze end.
1Msh9TqtqU3KEvxPaJQ3nLefZkQrpGvYur
Normal text rhymes.
Italic text does not.
Chorus
You will understand
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
There was a man who called himself Satoshi - a fake name,
He had an idea, but he wanted no gain.
He compressed the ideas into one, spending hours upon hours,
Silently hoping that the plan would not go sour.
Finally, he released it - his invention, which would change the world,
In respect for the internet, he called it Bitcoin.
At first, his art, it went unnoticed,
Except for a small, smart, masonic group.
Years on, the media picked up the Coin,
But alas, they failed to the see the light, citing the "superior US dollar".
Bitcoin users, we have problems too,
We're just like you,
Except we're smarter.
(and some of us are geeks)
Dollar users need to open their eyes,
And realize, Bitcoin ain't perfect,
But neither is the dollar.
The media attacked it,
But some people refused to listen to their **it.
People kept using it,
It grew and grew,
Made the dollar look like a total...
CON.
Bitcoin users, we have problems too,
We're just like you,
Except we're smarter.
(and some of us are geeks)
Dollar users need to open their eyes,
And realize, Bitcoin ain't perfect,
But neither is the dollar.
ze end.
1Msh9TqtqU3KEvxPaJQ3nLefZkQrpGvYur
hero member
Activity: 756
Merit: 500
It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye
Thanks for all the submissions so far!
I will do the judging later today, so you can still submit entries for a couple more hours.
I will do the judging later today, so you can still submit entries for a couple more hours.
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