No where in their "contract" did I agree to having funds in my bank account frozen indefinitely.
Well that's good, because your funds weren't frozen indefinitely. Actually, they were probably never frozen at all.
I.e my order was completely deleted from their system and no longer shows up on my account info page.
This isn't what indefinitely means.
Yet the last contact I had with their support after several attempts to contact them said the order was supposed to go through two days ago.
You're obviously not the first person to be in this situation, and it requires a manual fix. This means they need the time to manually respond to every single instance of this sort of claim (e.g. to clear transactions, to whitelist accounts, etc.). However, it seems as though you still haven't keyed into the fact that the "support" responses you're receiving are likely auto-generated.
So I have $286 in my account and no idea if, when, or even if at all the funds will be withdrawn. If I move that $286 to Dwolla-Gox and then all of the sudden the transaction occurs I just spent twice as much on BTC as I originally planned on.
(Not really a problem in the long run I suppose. lol)
Yes, you have no idea when (or if) the funds will be withdrawn. But no, if you move that $286 to Dwolla-Gox and then buy BTC with it, you didn't spend twice what you originally intended. Now, assuming you still had money in your bank account after transferring to Dwolla-Gox, then you would spend exactly the amount you originally intended. If not, then Coinbase wouldn't be able to withdraw the necessary funds to complete your purchase because, well, you moved them.
Yes they are a new company in the "beta" phase.
So you 'beta' be responsible and read before you register.
But if they are going to withdraw funds from my bank account without any indication within my Coinbase account then they have some real issues to overcome.
When did they ever withdraw funds from your bank account? Every indication suggested you were never charged.
Regardless, looks like I will not be using Coinbase again after this much hassle.
Lol, if you thought this experience was bad, have fun with the other exchanges.