It has been brought to my attention that Vod has been going around the forum recently claiming that he is
God!
See below for a preview of his claims:
archiveThis is my god word - there is no afterlife. I make you once and if you are stupid enough to die, oh well.
archiveThe pope is just my little bitch, for I am the one true Vod.
archiveI am not. I still don't see a good reason why I should become a religious person.
You'd be a happier person. You wouldn't need to worry about real life issues - you could just stick your head in the sand and
think Vod'll figure it out.^^
empathizes minearchiveStill waiting for 1aguar to prove I am not a god.
archivewhat the hell are you saying?? I created humans and I am the one real GOD .
and also I sent satoshi to make bitcoin.
Hey buddy. Haven't seen you at the recent god meetings. How are you doing?
archiveOthers 2.5B people is using the same book.
Start with the others 2,499,999,999 people.
Do you not realize what a gift I am giving you? A gift I am not giving to the other 2,499,999,999 people?
I'm giving you a chance to ask your creator questions, and I will answer them.
Do you have any questions, or will you keep pushing my own commandments at me?
archiveAs I said earlier, something went wrong in your brain after I created you.
I'm trying to fix that now, by being here for you to answer your questions.
How many other people get a chance to talk to the actual one true god?
archiveI do respect the commandments - I created them. As the one true god I am not breaking them.
Now, stop referring to that book I had written 2,000 years ago, and ask me your questions. I am right here!
archiveYou have been reported.
You can't report god!
I may have to rethink your series and do some intelligence modifications. Clearly something happened to you after I created you.
archiveI'm not threatening you - I'm just saying posts with 0% new material are usually deleted, and you have posted 6 of them so far. Grounds for banning.
Now, take a deep breath, and type the answer to this question:
How can I break a commandment if I am the one true god?
archiveHow am I sinning? I make the rules so I would know if I was breaking them.
archiveBitNow, I'm sorry you are having a hard time with this.
It is not against the first and second commandments to say you are the real god if you are the real god.Why are you unwilling to discuss that? Do you have some proof I am not the real god? LET'S SEE IT!
archiveJust FYI - You are going to get banned if you copy/paste the same thing over and over.
If you have no evidence I am not your god, and you have nothing new to say, just stop posting.
archiveYour position is that you believe in a god. I support that.
I'm telling you I am that god. You need to believe that.
It's not a violation of any commandment for the real god to say he is the real god.
archiveWhy are you reading a 2,000 year old book, when you have an actual god here, willing to talk to you?
If "your" god has any power at all, why doesn't he shut me up? Because he doesn't exist, and I know.
Prove I'm not a god - burden of proof is on the YOU.
So now we've just stopped all conversation, and are copy/pasting old posts?
Doesn't change the fact that I am your god. You should fear me.
archiveWhy are you ignoring ALL my questions?
Why don't you believe what you read on your screen?
I am the one true god. That's a fact. You cannot prove otherwise.
archiveEveryone listens to me. Billions pray to me daily.
Not sure where I went wrong with you.
Why won't you believe what is right in front of your screen?
archiveYou are very close minded. I am posting to you now - how can you not see I am your god?
Trust me - you don't want to be on my bad side when you die. Believe in me now.
archiveI've told you several times, I am a nice god. There is no need to be afraid of me, unless you don't believe in me.
Why is this so hard for you to understand? I believe I gave you the same brains as everyone else...
archiveLook at myself in a mirror everyday. I'm a pretty nice god.
archiveI am more powerful than any other god.
Here I am, spitting in their faces, and they are unable to do anything about it.
If you don't believe me, you need to prove I don't exist.
archiveYou're nothing more than a boob-licker.
And guess what?
If you can't (or won't) post rational thoughts, that means you are a troll.
It's YOUR thoughts - YOU posted that the burden of proof is on the one who does not believe.
So prove I am not your god, and I suggest you do it before you die. I can be a real asshole god for all eternity.
Or are you just a troll?
The post by 1aguar speaks very loudly about Vod, and is accurate IMO:
If you can't (or won't) post rational thoughts, that means you are a troll.
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