[SAD] I delete your account - page 5.

sgk

legendary

Activity: 1470

Merit: 1002

!! HODL !!

This is the most hilarious 'Will Work for Bitcoin' service I've come across so far! Cheesy

The idea is novel and amusing.
There may be hardly any customer (1 or 2 maybe within a period of a month), but what you're doing certainly requires some sense of humor and I appreciate that!

You have also given a thought to name your service well and I'm sure you enjoy what you're doing.

shorena

copper member

Activity: 1498

Merit: 1528

No I dont escrow anymore.

Quote from: LazyCoin on February 12, 2015, 06:09:57 AM

anyone who want to use op service just donate ur account to me Cheesy

as i need to wait some secounds between posts

Thats exactly the point to get it "deleted". If someone wants to sell their account, there are others providing exactly that.

Quote from: jacktheking on February 12, 2015, 06:00:19 AM

Nice concept and business idea you have there. However, I doubt there will be any customer.

We will see. I certainly dont expect daily rush hours.

LazyCoin

newbie

Activity: 51

Merit: 0

anyone who want to use op service just donate ur account to me Cheesy

as i need to wait some secounds between posts

Mewtwo

full member

Activity: 238

Merit: 100

ROAD TO HEAVEN...

Quote from: jacktheking on February 12, 2015, 06:00:19 AM

Nice concept and business idea you have there. However, I doubt there will be any customer.

Yeah, it does seem a bit farfetched.

jacktheking

legendary

Activity: 1484

Merit: 1001

Personal Text Space Not For Sale

Nice concept and business idea you have there. However, I doubt there will be any customer.

shorena

copper member

Activity: 1498

Merit: 1528

No I dont escrow anymore.

Quote from: locopao on February 12, 2015, 05:56:34 AM

I don't get it either.

Is it so hard for someone to delete his account? I mean if i ever wanted to delete my account i would just let it go, or change password to some random characters and then let it go.

Am i missing something?

Nope, never said it was hard.

locopao

legendary

Activity: 910

Merit: 1000

I don't get it either.

Is it so hard for someone to delete his account? I mean if i ever wanted to delete my account i would just let it go, or change password to some random characters and then let it go.

Am i missing something?

shorena

copper member

Activity: 1498

Merit: 1528

No I dont escrow anymore.

Quote from: innocent93 on February 12, 2015, 05:30:59 AM

Sorry, I don't understand, why should I delete my account?

Maybe you dont want to, but I see the question asked in meta quite often.

Quote from: innocent93 on February 12, 2015, 05:30:59 AM

You mean bitcointalk account?

Yes.

Quote from: innocent93 on February 12, 2015, 05:30:59 AM

SAD? sorry I am confused.

SAD, because I think its sad to "delete" accounts and well it fits with Shorena's Account Deletion Service.

innocent93

legendary

Activity: 896

Merit: 1000

Sorry, I don't understand, why should I delete my account? You mean bitcointalk account? SAD? sorry I am confused.

shorena

copper member

Activity: 1498

Merit: 1528

No I dont escrow anymore.

Welcome to SAD-Service

Shorena's Account Deletion^[1] Service

How does this work?
You send me your username and password for bitcointalk.org via mail^[2] or PM, optionally PGP^[3] encrypted
and convince me that the account in question was not hacked.

I will change the password, security question/answer and mail address to randomly^[4] generated data.
The mail address will be changed to @bitcointalk.org.

I will keep the data for 4 weeks^[8] to make sure there is nothing fishy going on and delete the data afterwards.

Sponsorship:

Before you read about the prices you might want to read this:

Quote from: Muhammed Zakir on February 14, 2015, 05:51:22 AM

-snip-
I may sponsor the BTC for everybody and for 'cleaned-SAD-Service, most probably, only for Newbies and Jr. Member!!! PM me if you want.. Wink

-snip-
-MZ

Yes, you might even get the service for free, get in touch with MZ^[11] and ask for a sponsorship.

Prices:

Get the basic SAD-Service for
0.001 BTC per Account.

Get the cleaned SAD-Service to have all^[5] your PMs and posts removed for
currently re-evaluating the price for this service as its more work than I expected. The price will be based on the minimal loan for my country (8.5 EUR/hour) and the time I need to remove posts (100/hour), but its open to discussion.
~~additional 900 Satoshi * total number of posts, no additional charges per PM.~~

Get the random SAD-Service to have the passwords generated with /dev/random^[6] instead of /dev/urandom for
additional 0.001 BTC per 16 bytes^[7].

Get the long SAD-Service to use 32 random bytes instead of 16 for
additional 0.0005 per password^[10]

Get the shreded SAD-Service to shred^[9] the data for
additional 0.0005 per Account.

Get the timeout SAD-Service to receive the data after 4 weeks for
double the amount charged for an equally SAD-Service. E.g. Use the basic SAD-Service for a 4 week timeout for
0.002 BTC per Account.

Escrow:
Yes, I accept escrow, you pay the fees (if any) and if there is demand Id like to get someone dedicated to do the escrow.

Questions and Answers:
#1 How do you I know you are not selling the account at a later date?

First you could always check, but I dont want you to worry about this so I say the person doing the escrow would create a post in this thread stating the deletion of your account. Thus everyone can check. It is true I can not verify that I in fact deleted the data as promised.

#2 Why should I pay you for something I can do myself?

For convenience. There are many things we could do ourselves, but sometimes we prefer if someone else does it for us. Like mowing the lawn, baking bread or changing the password of an account to a random one and delete it afterwards.

Fineprint Section:
[1] Accounts do not actually get deleted from the database, admins could restore an account.
[2] My mail address is [email protected]
[3] My public key can be found here: http://pool.sks-keyservers.net:11371/pks/lookup?op=get&search=0xBD6B68E2
[4] The passwords use a certain number of random bytes converted to base58

Code:

account password:        16 b
security answer:         16 b
total:                   32 bytes

[5] Not all posts can be deleted. I will not delete threads, but ask mods to move them into archival if possible. I will not delete posts in the scam accusation section or posts that are otherwise related to scams and discussions thereof. I can only delete the PMs copy on your account.
Deletion will have no effect on existing backups, private or public.
[6] It is believed among experts in the field that /dev/urandom offers the same level of security as /dev/random. More on that topic can be found here: http://www.2uo.de/myths-about-urandom/
[7] The full package consisting of
#1 the account password
#3 the security answer,
with a total of 32 bytes for 0.002
[8] The data will be stored on an offline linux system with mechanical disk.
[9] The file will be overwritten 1000 times before its removed.

Code:

shred -n 999 -z -u

details: http://unixhelp.ed.ac.uk/CGI/man-cgi?shred+1
[10] Might result in additional costs if combined with the random SAD-Service.
[11] https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/muhammed-zakir-320943

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