selling my religious beliefs - page 3.

jjames888

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Quote from: niko on September 04, 2012, 03:14:29 AM

Quote from: Thunderbit on September 03, 2012, 12:16:48 AM

im unsure of what religion is best and i do not want to waste years of my life reading about all of the different ones.... so

SAVE MY SOUL
i will be auctioning off my religious views.... whichever religion posts the highest bid wins. i will then convert to that religion and pray to that god. i will not participate in any unlawful activities or animal/human sacrifices. soooooo let the bidding begin!

auction ends Sept 7th at 11:11p.m. eastern standard time

You got it all backwards. You are unsure, and you want someone to save you time and effort, therefore you should be the one paying for the service. You are essentially looking to outsource. It is amazing to see how many people fell for your twisted logic and offered to pay.

Now be a dear, and start again. Call for proposals. Place a payment in escrow. Announce the winner. Release the escrow, and start practicing. Right. I see the problem with my idea. You still need to decide. You want to avoid having to decide. Dammit!

Hey! I am very willing to pay for him to join the iussu pardi. No one has yet to outbid me.

loadrs2009

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0,15 to read about Islam just reading i don't want you to convert for money

niko

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There is more to Bitcoin than bitcoins.

Quote from: Thunderbit on September 03, 2012, 12:16:48 AM

im unsure of what religion is best and i do not want to waste years of my life reading about all of the different ones.... so

SAVE MY SOUL
i will be auctioning off my religious views.... whichever religion posts the highest bid wins. i will then convert to that religion and pray to that god. i will not participate in any unlawful activities or animal/human sacrifices. soooooo let the bidding begin!

auction ends Sept 7th at 11:11p.m. eastern standard time

You got it all backwards. You are unsure, and you want someone to save you time and effort, therefore you should be the one paying for the service. You are essentially looking to outsource. It is amazing to see how many people fell for your twisted logic and offered to pay.

Now be a dear, and start again. Call for proposals. Place a payment in escrow. Announce the winner. Release the escrow, and start practicing. Right. I see the problem with my idea. You still need to decide. You want to avoid having to decide. Dammit!

phelix

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Quote from: AndrewBUD on September 03, 2012, 08:24:09 PM

If you need someone to choose for you, you do not need religion

Bitcoin will do ya just fine Cheesy

and i always thought bitcoin was religion Roll Eyes

Thunderbit

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im digging all the options... i was expecting to see more mainstream religions...but this should be fun

organofcorti

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Poor impulse control.

Quote from: fgmnp on September 03, 2012, 09:50:56 PM

I bid 0.1 btc.

Should this one true bid prevail, your religion shall be the one true religion, Emacs. St. IGNUcius shall be your prophet[1]. You shall get your scriptures from faith.el and religiously read them once a day. Your homepage shall be http://www.dina.kvl.dk/~abraham/religion/

[1] http://stallman.org/saintignucius.jpg

Oh god, EMACS here too? Crap. I really wonder how many avatars are hiding massive neckbeards.

Anyway, for 0.2 btc I give you a choice: The Church of Eris or the The Church of subGenius. In effect your choices are get weird or get weirder.

jjames888

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I bid 5 bitcoins to join the iussu pardi (order of the panther). It is an old Latin religion. I the reincarnation of your profit the panther. All members of the order must contribute 10 bitcoins to the order annually, starting the day they join.

evolve

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daytrader/superhero

.11000001

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Euthanasia

Lumpy

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Quote from: Thunderbit on September 03, 2012, 12:16:48 AM

im unsure of what religion is best and i do not want to waste years of my life reading about all of the different ones.... so

SAVE MY SOUL
i will be auctioning off my religious views.... whichever religion posts the highest bid wins. i will then convert to that religion and pray to that god. i will not participate in any unlawful activities or animal/human sacrifices. soooooo let the bidding begin!

If said god does exist, I'm not so sure it would be impressed by your sincerity.

"I don't want to waste my life thinking about it so I'm selling my soul to the highest bidder." Roll Eyes

Bitcoin Oz

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Wat

.11 for the church of Kopimi

http://www.kopimi.com/kopimi/

philips

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Quote from: LightRider on September 03, 2012, 05:17:54 PM

0.01 BTC to forego religion entirely and devote yourself to logic, reason and doing good for all of mankind and the earth that we share.

Shut up Mister Spock.

fgmnp

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I bid 0.1 btc.

Should this one true bid prevail, your religion shall be the one true religion, Emacs. St. IGNUcius shall be your prophet[1]. You shall get your scriptures from faith.el and religiously read them once a day. Your homepage shall be http://www.dina.kvl.dk/~abraham/religion/

[1] http://stallman.org/saintignucius.jpg

AndrewBUD

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If you need someone to choose for you, you do not need religion

Bitcoin will do ya just fine Cheesy

SaltySpitoon

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Welcome to the SaltySpitoon, how Tough are ya?

0.01000001 BTC!

And you can pick any suicidy cult you like!

LightRider

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I advocate the Zeitgeist Movement & Venus Project.

0.01 BTC to forego religion entirely and devote yourself to logic, reason and doing good for all of mankind and the earth that we share.

fishface

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I bid 0.00001

You are now a LaVeyan Satanist. http://Http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/laveyan_satanism

SaltySpitoon

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Welcome to the SaltySpitoon, how Tough are ya?

0.000005 BTC! You will be a Heaven's Gate member, and that is it! Anyone that bids against me will also have to convert, so bid wisely!

ralree

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Manateeeeeeees

Quote from: Thunderbit on September 03, 2012, 10:21:32 AM

i have to up the anty im new and forgot the coins go to the eigth decimal.... minimum bid for my soul is ten cents....a man has got to have standards....
so now low ball..... minimum bid .01

Quote from: Thunderbit on September 03, 2012, 12:28:45 AM

im a woman

So... a MAN has to have standards, but you're a woman. So, therefore, I bid 0.000004 to convince you to convert to Atheism.

Thunderbit

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i have to up the anty im new and forgot the coins go to the eigth decimal.... minimum bid for my soul is ten cents....a man has got to have standards....
so now low ball..... minimum bid .01

SaltySpitoon

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Welcome to the SaltySpitoon, how Tough are ya?

0.000003 BTC bids that you are now a Heaven's Gate member.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_Gate_%28religious_group%29

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