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Topic: selling my religious beliefs - page 4. (Read 6399 times)

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September 03, 2012, 07:48:30 AM
#11
This thread +1
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September 03, 2012, 07:44:58 AM
#10
Bid 0.000002
Your new religion is Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
sr. member
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September 03, 2012, 03:43:14 AM
#9
I haven't seen anyone claiming to be christian yet around here (not that I missed them). There is an Islamic Bank of Bitcoins though, so you have maybe more chances to end up prostrating to Allah five times a day  Wink But I guess they are too serious people for this thread.
newbie
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September 03, 2012, 02:57:24 AM
#8
theres gotta be a jehovahs witness or bible thumping christian around.... jesus would want you to save my soul people
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BTCRadio Owner
September 03, 2012, 12:34:27 AM
#7
best hope you dont get some fruit cake that comes up with his own religion, like a pedo priest requiring all those in training to give daily blowjobs to the elders.
newbie
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September 03, 2012, 12:31:49 AM
#6
i hope you get outbid
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daytrader/superhero
September 03, 2012, 12:30:54 AM
#5
Then your in luck, women in skoptsy gave themselves mastectomies!
newbie
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September 03, 2012, 12:28:45 AM
#4
im a woman
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daytrader/superhero
September 03, 2012, 12:26:42 AM
#3
I bid 0.0000001 btc

Your new religion is skoptsy.  Now, castrate yourself as your religion demands.
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BTCRadio Owner
September 03, 2012, 12:17:49 AM
#2
all i can say is... wtf
newbie
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September 03, 2012, 12:16:48 AM
#1
 im unsure of what religion is best and i do not want to waste years of my life reading about all of the different ones.... so

      SAVE MY SOUL
             i will be auctioning off my religious views.... whichever religion posts the highest bid wins.   i will then convert to that religion and pray to that god.   i will not participate in any unlawful activities or animal/human sacrifices.  soooooo let the bidding begin!


                    auction ends Sept 7th at 11:11p.m. eastern standard time
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