Thanks, transfer received. Will there be an October contest?
i think there will be
Topic: Sep. Joke contest WIN up to 5$ (Read 3946 times)
i think there will be
Thanks, transfer received. Will there be an October contest?
Some guy: How do I get quick rich of bitcoin?
Karpales: First, register in MtGox.com then...
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Thank you all for participating! That was fun
Thanks for the votes
Thank you all for participating! That was fun
Thank you guys for participation.
the results are in :
number 1 :
number 2 :
number 3 :
since 2-3 places got the same number of votes so i have send them 3$ each
check your wallets
the results are in :
number 1 :
What's the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
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One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
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number 2 :
The parrot went to the henhouse in the evening, and f#ck3d all the chickens.
At the break of dawn the cock started crowing: "cock-a-doodle-doo", calling his hens. And so the chickens, making a line, went downstairs to be f#ck3d by that handsome strong bird (and of course he done it very well to them).
The line up went on, chicken by chicken, and in the end there was only the parrot remaining as well as a small cockerel. The cockerel looked at the parrot and said: "you first". The parrot answered: "oh, I'm so tired..." and pretended he was sleeping. But the cock continued there crowing and calling their victims for their imminentf#ck fate.
After some time, the cockerel was so hungry that he had to go out. On seeing the cock nearing the poor innocent animal the parrot cried in dispair: "PROTECT YOUR BACK DOOR!"
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At the break of dawn the cock started crowing: "cock-a-doodle-doo", calling his hens. And so the chickens, making a line, went downstairs to be f#ck3d by that handsome strong bird (and of course he done it very well to them).
The line up went on, chicken by chicken, and in the end there was only the parrot remaining as well as a small cockerel. The cockerel looked at the parrot and said: "you first". The parrot answered: "oh, I'm so tired..." and pretended he was sleeping. But the cock continued there crowing and calling their victims for their imminent
After some time, the cockerel was so hungry that he had to go out. On seeing the cock nearing the poor innocent animal the parrot cried in dispair: "PROTECT YOUR BACK DOOR!"
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number 3 :
By the way...
Batman and Robin were coming back from a party.
Both drunk, but Batman was much worse. Batman was so drunk that he decided to ask Robin to drive the Batmobile back home.
Excited to have this first opportunity to drive such a nice car, Robin sits in front of the steering wheel, puts his hand on the gear stick, puts the first gear and takes off smooth.
He shifts to the second gear, increases speed, shifts to the third, and to the forth gear, and drives through a curve at more than 70mph.
The car skids, so he reduces driving speed, stepping on the brakes, but regains control, he shifts back to the third gear, and so they went.
As soon as they arrived at the Batcave, Robin parks the car so proudly. Then, batman asks:
— Robin, give me a kiss?
— Hey Batman! Are you crazy? Who do you think I am?
— Oh, c'mon, don't complicate things! You know quite well that the Batmobile has got automatic transmission!
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Batman and Robin were coming back from a party.
Both drunk, but Batman was much worse. Batman was so drunk that he decided to ask Robin to drive the Batmobile back home.
Excited to have this first opportunity to drive such a nice car, Robin sits in front of the steering wheel, puts his hand on the gear stick, puts the first gear and takes off smooth.
He shifts to the second gear, increases speed, shifts to the third, and to the forth gear, and drives through a curve at more than 70mph.
The car skids, so he reduces driving speed, stepping on the brakes, but regains control, he shifts back to the third gear, and so they went.
As soon as they arrived at the Batcave, Robin parks the car so proudly. Then, batman asks:
— Robin, give me a kiss?
— Hey Batman! Are you crazy? Who do you think I am?
— Oh, c'mon, don't complicate things! You know quite well that the Batmobile has got automatic transmission!
1GdwGhHvkV8eXB1JGAubAHQJwpbtCgk7tD
since 2-3 places got the same number of votes so i have send them 3$ each
check your wallets
Thank you guys for participation.
the results are in :
number 1 :
number 2 :
number 3 :
since 2-3 places got the same number of votes so i have send them 3$ each
check your wallets
the results are in :
number 1 :
What's the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
1ByrFWmyy4LVWQ6hzGMf3LMUmQTYuH6BU3
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
1ByrFWmyy4LVWQ6hzGMf3LMUmQTYuH6BU3
number 2 :
The parrot went to the henhouse in the evening, and f#ck3d all the chickens.
At the break of dawn the cock started crowing: "cock-a-doodle-doo", calling his hens. And so the chickens, making a line, went downstairs to be f#ck3d by that handsome strong bird (and of course he done it very well to them).
The line up went on, chicken by chicken, and in the end there was only the parrot remaining as well as a small cockerel. The cockerel looked at the parrot and said: "you first". The parrot answered: "oh, I'm so tired..." and pretended he was sleeping. But the cock continued there crowing and calling their victims for their imminentf#ck fate.
After some time, the cockerel was so hungry that he had to go out. On seeing the cock nearing the poor innocent animal the parrot cried in dispair: "PROTECT YOUR BACK DOOR!"
1GUGow6mR8Z8f1dRu6iPza6CtiS1yoXY5s
At the break of dawn the cock started crowing: "cock-a-doodle-doo", calling his hens. And so the chickens, making a line, went downstairs to be f#ck3d by that handsome strong bird (and of course he done it very well to them).
The line up went on, chicken by chicken, and in the end there was only the parrot remaining as well as a small cockerel. The cockerel looked at the parrot and said: "you first". The parrot answered: "oh, I'm so tired..." and pretended he was sleeping. But the cock continued there crowing and calling their victims for their imminent
After some time, the cockerel was so hungry that he had to go out. On seeing the cock nearing the poor innocent animal the parrot cried in dispair: "PROTECT YOUR BACK DOOR!"
1GUGow6mR8Z8f1dRu6iPza6CtiS1yoXY5s
number 3 :
By the way...
Batman and Robin were coming back from a party.
Both drunk, but Batman was much worse. Batman was so drunk that he decided to ask Robin to drive the Batmobile back home.
Excited to have this first opportunity to drive such a nice car, Robin sits in front of the steering wheel, puts his hand on the gear stick, puts the first gear and takes off smooth.
He shifts to the second gear, increases speed, shifts to the third, and to the forth gear, and drives through a curve at more than 70mph.
The car skids, so he reduces driving speed, stepping on the brakes, but regains control, he shifts back to the third gear, and so they went.
As soon as they arrived at the Batcave, Robin parks the car so proudly. Then, batman asks:
— Robin, give me a kiss?
— Hey Batman! Are you crazy? Who do you think I am?
— Oh, c'mon, don't complicate things! You know quite well that the Batmobile has got automatic transmission!
1GdwGhHvkV8eXB1JGAubAHQJwpbtCgk7tD
Batman and Robin were coming back from a party.
Both drunk, but Batman was much worse. Batman was so drunk that he decided to ask Robin to drive the Batmobile back home.
Excited to have this first opportunity to drive such a nice car, Robin sits in front of the steering wheel, puts his hand on the gear stick, puts the first gear and takes off smooth.
He shifts to the second gear, increases speed, shifts to the third, and to the forth gear, and drives through a curve at more than 70mph.
The car skids, so he reduces driving speed, stepping on the brakes, but regains control, he shifts back to the third gear, and so they went.
As soon as they arrived at the Batcave, Robin parks the car so proudly. Then, batman asks:
— Robin, give me a kiss?
— Hey Batman! Are you crazy? Who do you think I am?
— Oh, c'mon, don't complicate things! You know quite well that the Batmobile has got automatic transmission!
1GdwGhHvkV8eXB1JGAubAHQJwpbtCgk7tD
since 2-3 places got the same number of votes so i have send them 3$ each
check your wallets
Mom and Dad were married 50 years and the celebration was a big one. Being a working class family, the children all chipped in to send Mom and Dad on their first cruise ever, with their accommodations as inside and upper/lower berths.
In the excitement of departure, Mom forgot her hearing aids.
The first night on board they retired to their upper/lower berth stateroom. Dad Looks at the bedding situation and asked “Up or down?”
A look of surprise swept over Mommas’ face and she proceeded to have the wildest sex they have had in 40 years.
Each night Pappa would ask “Up or Down?” Each night the sex gets wilder and better.
Upon their return home, they unpack and Momma finds her hearing aid and puts it in. That evening Poppa stands at the foot of the bed in happy anticipation and says ” Well, Up or Down?”
A little confused Momma asks “Up or Down what?”
Poppa said “I’m not sure, but each night on the cruise when ever I asked that question you gave the best sex ever!”
“Oh my G-d!” Momma said in disgust
“I thought you were saying Fuck or drown.“
In the excitement of departure, Mom forgot her hearing aids.
The first night on board they retired to their upper/lower berth stateroom. Dad Looks at the bedding situation and asked “Up or down?”
A look of surprise swept over Mommas’ face and she proceeded to have the wildest sex they have had in 40 years.
Each night Pappa would ask “Up or Down?” Each night the sex gets wilder and better.
Upon their return home, they unpack and Momma finds her hearing aid and puts it in. That evening Poppa stands at the foot of the bed in happy anticipation and says ” Well, Up or Down?”
A little confused Momma asks “Up or Down what?”
Poppa said “I’m not sure, but each night on the cruise when ever I asked that question you gave the best sex ever!”
“Oh my G-d!” Momma said in disgust
“I thought you were saying Fuck or drown.“
What do you call a blonde standing on her head??
A brunette with bad breath!!
A brunette with bad breath!!
What's the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
1ByrFWmyy4LVWQ6hzGMf3LMUmQTYuH6BU3
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
1ByrFWmyy4LVWQ6hzGMf3LMUmQTYuH6BU3
Hahaha very funny man +1
Thanks you guys for posting / voting
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today is the last day if any one want to hurry and add / vote
What's the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
1ByrFWmyy4LVWQ6hzGMf3LMUmQTYuH6BU3
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
1ByrFWmyy4LVWQ6hzGMf3LMUmQTYuH6BU3
Classic I heard this joke when I was at college +1
What's the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
1ByrFWmyy4LVWQ6hzGMf3LMUmQTYuH6BU3
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
1ByrFWmyy4LVWQ6hzGMf3LMUmQTYuH6BU3
Made me laugh +1
By the way...
Batman and Robin were coming back from a party.
Both drunk, but Batman was much worse. Batman was so drunk that he decided to ask Robin to drive the Batmobile back home.
Excited to have this first opportunity to drive such a nice car, Robin sits in front of the steering wheel, puts his hand on the gear stick, puts the first gear and takes off smooth.
He shifts to the second gear, increases speed, shifts to the third, and to the forth gear, and drives through a curve at more than 70mph.
The car skids, so he reduces driving speed, stepping on the brakes, but regains control, he shifts back to the third gear, and so they went.
As soon as they arrived at the Batcave, Robin parks the car so proudly. Then, batman asks:
— Robin, give me a kiss?
— Hey Batman! Are you crazy? Who do you think I am?
— Oh, c'mon, don't complicate things! You know quite well that the Batmobile has got automatic transmission!
1GdwGhHvkV8eXB1JGAubAHQJwpbtCgk7tD
+1Batman and Robin were coming back from a party.
Both drunk, but Batman was much worse. Batman was so drunk that he decided to ask Robin to drive the Batmobile back home.
Excited to have this first opportunity to drive such a nice car, Robin sits in front of the steering wheel, puts his hand on the gear stick, puts the first gear and takes off smooth.
He shifts to the second gear, increases speed, shifts to the third, and to the forth gear, and drives through a curve at more than 70mph.
The car skids, so he reduces driving speed, stepping on the brakes, but regains control, he shifts back to the third gear, and so they went.
As soon as they arrived at the Batcave, Robin parks the car so proudly. Then, batman asks:
— Robin, give me a kiss?
— Hey Batman! Are you crazy? Who do you think I am?
— Oh, c'mon, don't complicate things! You know quite well that the Batmobile has got automatic transmission!
1GdwGhHvkV8eXB1JGAubAHQJwpbtCgk7tD
lol I like this one by libivan
What's the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
1ByrFWmyy4LVWQ6hzGMf3LMUmQTYuH6BU3
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
1ByrFWmyy4LVWQ6hzGMf3LMUmQTYuH6BU3
Good joke but slightly dated +1
I made a vote and it was deleted: this is not fair 
+1
The parrot went to the henhouse in the evening, and f#ck3d all the chickens.
At the break of dawn the cock started crowing: "cock-a-doodle-doo", calling his hens. And so the chickens, making a line, went downstairs to be f#ck3d by that handsome strong bird (and of course he done it very well to them).
The line up went on, chicken by chicken, and in the end there was only the parrot remaining as well as a small cockerel. The cockerel looked at the parrot and said: "you first". The parrot answered: "oh, I'm so tired..." and pretended he was sleeping. But the cock continued there crowing and calling their victims for their imminentf#ck fate.
After some time, the cockerel was so hungry that he had to go out. On seeing the cock nearing the poor innocent animal the parrot cried in dispair: "PROTECT YOUR BACK DOOR!"
1GUGow6mR8Z8f1dRu6iPza6CtiS1yoXY5s
At the break of dawn the cock started crowing: "cock-a-doodle-doo", calling his hens. And so the chickens, making a line, went downstairs to be f#ck3d by that handsome strong bird (and of course he done it very well to them).
The line up went on, chicken by chicken, and in the end there was only the parrot remaining as well as a small cockerel. The cockerel looked at the parrot and said: "you first". The parrot answered: "oh, I'm so tired..." and pretended he was sleeping. But the cock continued there crowing and calling their victims for their imminent
After some time, the cockerel was so hungry that he had to go out. On seeing the cock nearing the poor innocent animal the parrot cried in dispair: "PROTECT YOUR BACK DOOR!"
1GUGow6mR8Z8f1dRu6iPza6CtiS1yoXY5s
+1
im not 40 year old !!!
im 18 yo
with 22 years experience
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im 18 yo
with 22 years experience
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*Posts on Ships*
david is keen to have and buy a boat but
wife strongly disagree.
but David reckless and one day he
eventually bought the boat of her dreams.
he then brought his wife to dock where his boat was.
"nahh ... how? good is not it? "he said to his wife. "
lets now we are reconciled, darling! you now i give honor
to write something on our boat! "
with enthusiasm and a smile sweet wife of David taking paint
her husband had been prepared and ready to write. while waiting for
his writing, David went to the liquor store. When David returned to
dock, writing is what he saw in his boat
"FOR SALE"
*Posts on Ships*
david is keen to have and buy a boat but
wife strongly disagree.
but David reckless and one day he
eventually bought the boat of her dreams.
he then brought his wife to dock where his boat was.
"nahh ... how? good is not it? "he said to his wife. "
lets now we are reconciled, darling! you now i give honor
to write something on our boat! "
with enthusiasm and a smile sweet wife of David taking paint
her husband had been prepared and ready to write. while waiting for
his writing, David went to the liquor store. When David returned to
dock, writing is what he saw in his boat
"FOR SALE"
An inspector walks into a mental asylum. He looks around and sees people jumping headfirst into the floor and trashing about.
His job being to release whoever is no longer ill, he studies the scene and eventually finds a man sitting in a chair, watching silently.
He walks up to him, grinning, and says: "Ah! Finally, someone normal here. Why are you not swimming on the floor like the rest of them?"
The man in the chair replies: "Why, I'm the lifeguard!"
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Much appreciated
His job being to release whoever is no longer ill, he studies the scene and eventually finds a man sitting in a chair, watching silently.
He walks up to him, grinning, and says: "Ah! Finally, someone normal here. Why are you not swimming on the floor like the rest of them?"
The man in the chair replies: "Why, I'm the lifeguard!"
1As9VtoyjhwvdR8AKjbzmg87xB92S1MUJn
Much appreciated
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