What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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Topic: Sep. Joke contest WIN up to 5$ - page 3. (Read 4050 times)
The parrot went to the henhouse in the evening, and f#ck3d all the chickens.
At the break of dawn the cock started crowing: "cock-a-doodle-doo", calling his hens. And so the chickens, making a line, went downstairs to be f#ck3d by that handsome strong bird (and of course he done it very well to them).
The line up went on, chicken by chicken, and in the end there was only the parrot remaining as well as a small cockerel. The cockerel looked at the parrot and said: "you first". The parrot answered: "oh, I'm so tired..." and pretended he was sleeping. But the cock continued there crowing and calling their victims for their imminentf#ck fate.
After some time, the cockerel was so hungry that he had to go out. On seeing the cock nearing the poor innocent animal the parrot cried in dispair: "PROTECT YOUR BACK DOOR!"
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At the break of dawn the cock started crowing: "cock-a-doodle-doo", calling his hens. And so the chickens, making a line, went downstairs to be f#ck3d by that handsome strong bird (and of course he done it very well to them).
The line up went on, chicken by chicken, and in the end there was only the parrot remaining as well as a small cockerel. The cockerel looked at the parrot and said: "you first". The parrot answered: "oh, I'm so tired..." and pretended he was sleeping. But the cock continued there crowing and calling their victims for their imminent
After some time, the cockerel was so hungry that he had to go out. On seeing the cock nearing the poor innocent animal the parrot cried in dispair: "PROTECT YOUR BACK DOOR!"
1GUGow6mR8Z8f1dRu6iPza6CtiS1yoXY5s
Do limericks count as a joke?
There once was a man from Yuma,
Who told elephant joke to puma,
His skeleton lies,
In hot Western skies,
Puma had no sense of huma!
(I'll edit in my bitcoin address later.)
There once was a man from Yuma,
Who told elephant joke to puma,
His skeleton lies,
In hot Western skies,
Puma had no sense of huma!
(I'll edit in my bitcoin address later.)
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
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One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
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My lesbian neighbours have given me a Rolex.
I guess they misunderstood me when I told them, the day they came to introduce themselves, that I wanna watch.
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I guess they misunderstood me when I told them, the day they came to introduce themselves, that I wanna watch.
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Q:What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
A:An Ambulance
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A:An Ambulance
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The only thing I use BING for is to search Google.
Hey.. I am not lazy, I am in energy saving mode.
notfunny forthis i feel
There are two fishes in a tank.
One said to the other, how do u drive this thing??
PM me if i win
One said to the other, how do u drive this thing??
PM me if i win
i wanna say thanks to the 2 guys for posting a joke. 
i hoped for better cooperation , as the things look no jokes left
common guys and girls give us a push
ok ok here is one for starter :
2 guys bump at each other at the market.
the younger guy ask the older one : what are you doing here ?
older respond : i look for my wife , how does your wife look?
the young guy say : she is tall blonde blue eyes and skinny , how does your wife look?
the older respond : never mind , let go look for your wife..
i hoped for better cooperation , as the things look no jokes left
common guys and girls give us a push
ok ok here is one for starter :
2 guys bump at each other at the market.
the younger guy ask the older one : what are you doing here ?
older respond : i look for my wife , how does your wife look?
the young guy say : she is tall blonde blue eyes and skinny , how does your wife look?
the older respond : never mind , let go look for your wife..
the older respond: Where you from?
the young guy say: Carolina.
the older guy: How long you've known your wife?
the young guy say: Since she was born. She's also my sister.
old guy: Does your wife have a sister?
young guy: Yeah, but she's married to my cousin. You're not from around here are you?
old guy: Nope! But I kinda like the place and thinkin' 'bout movin' here.
young guy: I see you've been practicin' the accent.
old guy: Do what?
Looks like I win the first go round.
EDIT: Lucky me! This is post #7. What are the odds?
What's the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
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One makes your day the other makes your hole weak.
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a: hi, how are you?
b: fine
a: what's your name?
b: fine
a: are you fine?
b: you're idiot!?!
and then they fight each other
btc address : 1BmpoJkVYHtRcYXmnE1Hepdkj3yQWHUmLi
b: fine
a: what's your name?
b: fine
a: are you fine?
b: you're idiot!?!
and then they fight each other
btc address : 1BmpoJkVYHtRcYXmnE1Hepdkj3yQWHUmLi
i wanna say thanks to the 2 guys for posting a joke.
i hoped for better cooperation , as the things look no jokes left
common guys and girls give us a push
ok ok here is one for starter :
2 guys bump at each other at the market.
the younger guy ask the older one : what are you doing here ?
older respond : i look for my wife , how does your wife look?
the young guy say : she is tall blonde blue eyes and skinny , how does your wife look?
the older respond : never mind , let go look for your wife..
i hoped for better cooperation , as the things look no jokes left
common guys and girls give us a push
ok ok here is one for starter :
2 guys bump at each other at the market.
the younger guy ask the older one : what are you doing here ?
older respond : i look for my wife , how does your wife look?
the young guy say : she is tall blonde blue eyes and skinny , how does your wife look?
the older respond : never mind , let go look for your wife..
This is a great idea!
Some guy: How do I get quick rich of bitcoin?
Karpales: First, register in MtGox.com then...
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Some guy: How do I get quick rich of bitcoin?
Karpales: First, register in MtGox.com then...
BTC: 125tQCeg89h8d3ccgBsipbjGUJpqx4c3H1
Some guy: I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
Other guy: What was the name of his other leg ?
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Other guy: What was the name of his other leg ?
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BTC: 13rUA9GgZUnuLqv9Sycu7tvD7uVc7cDs5X
Hi guys ,
I am doing this as a trial and see how it goes.
This month joke contest , everyone invited to write a joke and vote of course
Here are some ground rules :
1. first place win 5$ , second wins 3$ , third place win 2$ (paid in BTC)
2. 1 joke per person (put your BTC wallet address in your post)
3. if you like the joke please post a reply with the person's joke nickname +1 (no you can not vote for yourself)
4. you can post your joke until 30/09/2014 posts placed on October 1st wont count.
please make sure your wallet address is right because i will not pay twice
depend on the number of contenders and votes it might take time for me to process the results so i will pay on start of October
if you trolls have something negative to say please spare it
let the contest begin
I am doing this as a trial and see how it goes.
This month joke contest , everyone invited to write a joke and vote of course
Here are some ground rules :
1. first place win 5$ , second wins 3$ , third place win 2$ (paid in BTC)
2. 1 joke per person (put your BTC wallet address in your post)
3. if you like the joke please post a reply with the person's joke nickname +1 (no you can not vote for yourself)
4. you can post your joke until 30/09/2014 posts placed on October 1st wont count.
please make sure your wallet address is right because i will not pay twice
depend on the number of contenders and votes it might take time for me to process the results so i will pay on start of October
if you trolls have something negative to say please spare it
let the contest begin
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