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June 05, 2013, 05:50:17 PM
#55
A high quality soul would be imperative
Maybe. Unless you need tons of them to, I don't know, haunt every enemy of yours. Any sould would do then.
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Want some pi with that?
June 05, 2013, 05:46:24 PM
#54
A high quality soul would be imperative
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June 05, 2013, 11:54:37 AM
#53
How about BTC10.00, Anon? Surely my soul is 100x better? Though admittedly only half as desirable as a young lady's.

Fair enough, fair enough. 10BTC taken as current offer.

Act quick; virgin souls are more valuable!
I think you may have misunderstood. BTC10 is the price I'm selling at, not buying.
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June 05, 2013, 03:34:36 AM
#52
I would like to own a portion of his soul, a soulette if you will.
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April 30, 2013, 06:41:16 PM
#51
Ok can we do an escrow?
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You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
April 30, 2013, 06:40:08 PM
#50
You can have my soul for free but you'll have to fight Satan for it. He has first dibs on it.
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April 30, 2013, 06:36:33 PM
#49
I'll pay 1 bytecoin for a soul.
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April 30, 2013, 01:54:39 PM
#48
The FDA values a life at 7.9 million USD. [src]
A soul weighs 21 grams, according to this guy.

I weigh about 50 kilograms, approx. 50000 grams.
(7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates.

Therefor, you can buy my soul for BTC21.

First come, first serve. I can probably split my soul in 2, in case of high demand.

i wouldnt pay 21 btc for it because it probably doesn't exist. But i would pay 0.1 btc on the off chance that it does.

I'd sell my soul for 0.1BTC.
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April 30, 2013, 01:46:33 PM
#47
Do you have proof you have a soul? Eg. You aren't a ginger are you?

I can provide you with a no-ginger guarantee!

We'll need a picture capable of proving that you are not a natural ginger.
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April 30, 2013, 03:36:39 AM
#46
Do you have proof you have a soul? Eg. You aren't a ginger are you?
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April 29, 2013, 08:46:31 AM
#45
Whoever ends up buying this soul, make sure that you keep it locked up so it can't be stolen.

Maybe PM etotheipi and see if he can implement this feature in Armory.
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April 29, 2013, 06:47:46 AM
#44
How about BTC10.00, Anon? Surely my soul is 100x better? Though admittedly only half as desirable as a young lady's.

na the more i think about it the more i realize that i would just end up releasing the soul cuz i would feel bad. I couldn't be a slave master even if it was the legitimate kind of slavery.
Then perhaps a limited-term "soul employment" contract would be better? (and cheaper)

New service: Rent a soul! You're free to do anything with it, if you can do anything with a soul at all...
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April 28, 2013, 05:55:53 PM
#43
How about BTC10.00, Anon? Surely my soul is 100x better? Though admittedly only half as desirable as a young lady's.

na the more i think about it the more i realize that i would just end up releasing the soul cuz i would feel bad. I couldn't be a slave master even if it was the legitimate kind of slavery.
Then perhaps a limited-term "soul employment" contract would be better? (and cheaper)
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April 28, 2013, 05:51:50 PM
#42
How about BTC10.00, Anon? Surely my soul is 100x better? Though admittedly only half as desirable as a young lady's.

na the more i think about it the more i realize that i would just end up releasing the soul cuz i would feel bad. I couldn't be a slave master even if it was the legitimate kind of slavery.
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April 28, 2013, 05:34:25 PM
#41
How about BTC10.00, Anon? Surely my soul is 100x better? Though admittedly only half as desirable as a young lady's.
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April 28, 2013, 05:30:45 PM
#40
The FDA values a life at 7.9 million USD. [src]
A soul weighs 21 grams, according to this guy.

I weigh about 50 kilograms, approx. 50000 grams.
(7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates.

Therefor, you can buy my soul for BTC21.

First come, first serve. I can probably split my soul in 2, in case of high demand.

i wouldnt pay 21 btc for it because it probably doesn't exist. But i would pay 0.1 btc on the off chance that it does.

I'll give you my soul for 0.1 btc, what's the worst that could happen?

you could end up being my slave in the afterlife for all of eternity =P
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April 28, 2013, 04:54:50 PM
#39
The FDA values a life at 7.9 million USD. [src]
A soul weighs 21 grams, according to this guy.

I weigh about 50 kilograms, approx. 50000 grams.
(7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates.

Therefor, you can buy my soul for BTC21.

First come, first serve. I can probably split my soul in 2, in case of high demand.

i wouldnt pay 21 btc for it because it probably doesn't exist. But i would pay 0.1 btc on the off chance that it does.

I'll give you my soul for 0.1 btc, what's the worst that could happen?
You crash the market in souls.
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April 28, 2013, 04:45:56 PM
#38
The FDA values a life at 7.9 million USD. [src]
A soul weighs 21 grams, according to this guy.

I weigh about 50 kilograms, approx. 50000 grams.
(7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates.

Therefor, you can buy my soul for BTC21.

First come, first serve. I can probably split my soul in 2, in case of high demand.

i wouldnt pay 21 btc for it because it probably doesn't exist. But i would pay 0.1 btc on the off chance that it does.

I'll give you my soul for 0.1 btc, what's the worst that could happen?
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Hodling since 2011.®
April 28, 2013, 04:14:31 PM
#37
What Al Pacino have no BTC?
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April 28, 2013, 07:58:24 AM
#36
The FDA values a life at 7.9 million USD. [src]
A soul weighs 21 grams, according to this guy.

I weigh about 50 kilograms, approx. 50000 grams.
(7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates.

Therefor, you can buy my soul for BTC21.

First come, first serve. I can probably split my soul in 2, in case of high demand.

i wouldnt pay 21 btc for it because it probably doesn't exist. But i would pay 0.1 btc on the off chance that it does.
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