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legendary
Activity: 3416
Merit: 1912
The Concierge of Crypto
April 26, 2013, 08:55:46 PM
#15
I'll need to extract your soul physically. Can you come to my location?
That sounds painful.   Embarrassed

Are you seriously telling me that it's actually possible to sell your soul? I'm curious to learn more about how it's possible? Why would you (OP) want to sell your soul? I was looking to sell some things on here then I stumbled across your thread.Very interesting. Smiley
It's all about the perception of the soul! You can buy mine though. I can sign a contract that makes you the legal owner of my soul; if you're in some strange cult this might come in handy... or you might just want an extra soul. For me, being able to say I sold my soul for Bitcoins would be pretty cool.

I don't think it's painful. But you do understand, your soul also includes your free will, at least for a short period of time. Or is that not part of the deal? The intention is to get your soul, turn you into a god or a goddess, and perform a public ritual in front of many people. This is usually a private ceremony, with only members of the group present. The notion of hieros gamos does not presuppose actual performance in ritual, but is also used in purely symbolic or mythological context, notably in alchemy and hence in Jungian psychology.

Johnny Blaze sold his soul, but he got super biker powers. You're just going to get money, a virtual one at that (albeit, decentralized and not connected to any government.)
legendary
Activity: 1190
Merit: 1001
April 26, 2013, 06:48:17 PM
#14
Are you shipping your soul or just local pick up?
If I need to buy airplane tickets I want discount.
full member
Activity: 232
Merit: 250
April 26, 2013, 06:43:33 PM
#13
I would think twice about this op...

OP doesn't believe in fairy tails.  This reminds me of atheists selling pet care services for when the good Christians get raptured.  Why not capitalize on the foolishness of others?
legendary
Activity: 1611
Merit: 1001
April 26, 2013, 02:48:00 PM
#12
I would think twice about this op...
legendary
Activity: 1178
Merit: 1014
Hodling since 2011.®
April 26, 2013, 08:46:24 AM
#11
Oh noes!!! Another movie script...
legendary
Activity: 1386
Merit: 1000
English <-> Portuguese translations
April 26, 2013, 08:36:52 AM
#10
Are you seriously telling me that it's actually possible to sell your soul? I'm curious to learn more about how it's possible? Why would you (OP) want to sell your soul? I was looking to sell some things on here then I stumbled across your thread.Very interesting. Smiley

The OP is probably selling the private key for her/his soul.
legendary
Activity: 1022
Merit: 1000
Freelance videographer
April 26, 2013, 08:31:30 AM
#9
Are you seriously telling me that it's actually possible to sell your soul? I'm curious to learn more about how it's possible? Why would you (OP) want to sell your soul? I was looking to sell some things on here then I stumbled across your thread.Very interesting. Smiley
full member
Activity: 218
Merit: 100
April 26, 2013, 08:12:33 AM
#8
I'll need to extract your soul physically. Can you come to my location?

What method would you prefer?
The Shaman method, and lure it out?
Or one of the newer, more technical methods for a more complete extraction?

If you use the Shaman method, you'll have less of a chance of it fragmenting and having to put it back together. Let me tell you, this is quite a process.

Either way, it's been a while since I've seen this performed and I would like to be present as well.
legendary
Activity: 3416
Merit: 1912
The Concierge of Crypto
April 26, 2013, 03:11:16 AM
#7
I'll need to extract your soul physically. Can you come to my location?
hero member
Activity: 868
Merit: 1001
https://keybase.io/masterp FREE Escrow Service
April 25, 2013, 01:40:02 PM
#6
Someone already tried this last month  Roll Eyes
full member
Activity: 218
Merit: 100
April 25, 2013, 01:14:41 PM
#5
(7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates.
This is quite a bargain. I wish I had 21BTC to spare.
sd
hero member
Activity: 730
Merit: 500
April 25, 2013, 11:35:47 AM
#4
The FDA values a life at 7.9 million USD. [src]
A soul weighs 21 grams, according to this guy.

I weigh about 50 kilograms, approx. 50000 grams.
(7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates.

Therefor, you can buy my soul for BTC21.

First come, first serve. I can probably split my soul in 2, in case of high demand.

The US Army values life at about $2,500 per accidental killing.

(2500/50000)*21 = 1.05$ or BTC0.0068


But don't sell your soul. I heard that if you sell your soul you turn ginger.
hero member
Activity: 602
Merit: 500
April 25, 2013, 10:59:38 AM
#3
For those who sell a soul lightly, remember the lesson of Bart selling his soul to Milhouse.
legendary
Activity: 1386
Merit: 1000
English <-> Portuguese translations
April 25, 2013, 06:51:47 AM
#2
By having your soul, what happens next?
I can sell it to a demon, make you a banshee or what?
newbie
Activity: 25
Merit: 0
April 25, 2013, 06:17:52 AM
#1
-shitpost, snipped-
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