Human Soul Registration Form
I, ____________________ (please print), grant ownership of my immortal soul to the owner of this document.
This form indicates that I, the undersigned, grant ownership of my soul, as defined as the immaterial or eternal part of a living being, commonly held to be separable in existence from the body-the metaphysical part as distinct from the physical part, to the owner of this physical document. He/she who holds this physical document, with the original signatures, is hereby granted ownership of the undersigned's soul.
Should this document be destroyed or modified by tearing, burning, cutting, shredding, or other method, to a point where 1/3 or greater amount of printed text, or 1/5 of signatures is modified, the contract becomes void and the soul of the original owner of the soul returns to its physical body.
Should the original owner of the soul die, the soul may (though not necessarily) be claimed by any supernatural or metaphysical entity(ies), including but not limited deities, spirits, or other sentient beings, if they are to process and/or claim ownership of such souls. If no entity(ies) claim the soul, the soul will remain in ownership of the owner of this document.
I hereby grant that my soul now belongs to the respective owner of this document and acknowledge this supernatural/metaphysical transfer of property by signing below.
Signature:__________________________________
Date: ___________/___________/___________ (MM/DD/YY)
