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Topic: Souvenirs from the Bitcointalk.org - page 6. (Read 4785 times)

legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
April 01, 2019, 03:46:48 AM
#81
I would like to order 8 condoms, but with my luck, and considering the date, I'm afraid I'd get 400 pencils. WTF (pun intended) am I going to do with 400 pencils? Shocked

So I've just ordered 2 pencils, hoping to get a free condom with the delivery. Please don't stick the pencils through the condom Shocked

(And on a more serious note (is that even allowed today?), I'm afraid I'd really lose my 400 sMerit, which seems like a waste - for pencils)

Will you be shipping the condom in discreet package? I'm just afraid that the delivery guy might see it and it won't be delivered to me.
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member
Activity: 183
Merit: 30
April 01, 2019, 03:43:08 AM
#80
Is it real condom sponsored by bitcointalk?
legendary
Activity: 3178
Merit: 1363
Slava Ukraini!
April 01, 2019, 03:41:43 AM
#79
I'm poor because I only can buy Bitcointalk badge and some pencils. I'm begging for Merits because I want to buy pack of condoms Cheesy
BTW, If Merit become to be a currency, what is exchange rate of USD/Merit and BTC/Merit?
sr. member
Activity: 387
Merit: 251
Your Campaign Manager!
April 01, 2019, 03:40:48 AM
#78

omg omg...  can someone merit me so that i can buy some condoms  pleaseee...!


legendary
Activity: 2730
Merit: 7065
April 01, 2019, 03:26:38 AM
#77
Hi Xal0lex,

I got your PM regarding my address and the delivery of my mugs. Send the shipment to Tanizaki Beach. It is easy, you can't miss it. It is in Xaviera. Just google Kabopan in Xaviera for some history about my beautiful country. Like we agreed, the mugs will be delivered by Thursday?   

legendary
Activity: 2240
Merit: 3150
₿uy / $ell ..oeleo ;(
April 01, 2019, 03:22:12 AM
#76
1 x T-shirt,
1 x Mug
and..
10 x Condoms please!


Can I get a free badge if I spend more than 500 merit ? Otherwise only a pencil.. thanks Cheesy

Please theymos to derank me back to member (10 merit) and transfer my earned merit to the OP!!

In case the above deal is off, please send me a pencil. I've already paid.
sr. member
Activity: 658
Merit: 251
April 01, 2019, 03:02:40 AM
#75
I would love to buy bitcointalk condoms to fuck decentralized.
copper member
Activity: 3948
Merit: 2201
Verified awesomeness ✔
April 01, 2019, 02:59:31 AM
#74
I've decided to go for the t-shirt, condom and pencil!
sr. member
Activity: 924
Merit: 260
April 01, 2019, 02:54:42 AM
#73
Now now.... Enterprising people will get the same ideas for merits.  Tongue

Who's to stop people for selling Bitcointalk souvenirs for merit in the future? Deep down inside, I'm sad for this harbinger of things to come.
hero member
Activity: 1358
Merit: 851
April 01, 2019, 02:43:43 AM
#72
I'm too poor to purchase a condom  Angry
1 pencil please.
member
Activity: 1120
Merit: 30
Bisq Market Day - March 20th 2023
April 01, 2019, 02:36:14 AM
#71
Thanks to Theymos for this opportunity to fuck decentralize, i have been looking for ways to fuck my spouse decentralize as i have done it centralize and never give me the wanted sensation in the process of S**X. At this junction, please accept me as a MERIT SOURCE, will not disappoint you, please. Kiss #INEEDTHECONDON.
legendary
Activity: 2254
Merit: 2253
From Zero to 2 times Self-Made Legendary
April 01, 2019, 02:30:20 AM
#70
Perhaps I should apply merit source application, so I can buy those souvenirs.

The T-shirt looked like fit me  Grin
copper member
Activity: 3948
Merit: 2201
Verified awesomeness ✔
April 01, 2019, 02:23:05 AM
#69
Hmmmm, should I get the mug or the t-shirt? 🤔
hero member
Activity: 2702
Merit: 716
Nothing lasts forever
April 01, 2019, 02:17:29 AM
#68
I wish I could get the tshirt. Damn it's so cool. Wish somebody could gift it to me. Anyway, expecting the pencil soon.

P.S: Anybody wanna hire me for smoking weed in return for a few hundred merits ? LOL, that would be awesome.
legendary
Activity: 2268
Merit: 18706
April 01, 2019, 02:16:00 AM
#67
@theymos - please increase my source merit allocation by 376/month so I can purchase these goods. "There is no point in hoarding sMerit" my ass!
full member
Activity: 602
Merit: 100
April 01, 2019, 02:15:55 AM
#66
So, our forum has appeared souvenirs. To buy one of these things, just send the required merit to this post. Theymos remove the merit limits for this post. Buy souvenirs, do not hesitate.
After purchasing a souvenir, we will contact each user to clarify the delivery address. Delivery is free.

You don't need to send me an address for delivery. You will be contacted later.

1. For 1 merit the Bitcointalk pencil



2. For 25 merits the Bitcointalk badge


3. For 50 merits the Bitcointalk condom




4. For 100 merits the Bitcointalk mug




5. For 200 Merits the Bitcointalk T-shirt






Grin Grin Great idea  Wink
legendary
Activity: 2072
Merit: 4265
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April 01, 2019, 02:11:05 AM
#65
Today is a party, and all my friends will be in costumes that consist of a T-shirt and a condom. Face control is very strict. Allowed to party with only a pencil in the cup. How all this is difficult. Have a related question? Where to get such exquisite costumes? Neighbors bought all the condoms and began to speculate with them. Embarrassed
hero member
Activity: 3178
Merit: 977
www.Crypto.Games: Multiple coins, multiple games
April 01, 2019, 02:08:24 AM
#64
I just filled in the KYC form with all my details and it felt great. Bitcointalk is embracing KYC at last and I am absolutely loving it.

Now, I just need to acquire enough smerit to purchase that Bitcointalk Tshirt. Awesome stuff Bitcointalk! Grin
sr. member
Activity: 952
Merit: 267
April 01, 2019, 02:02:44 AM
#63
I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.
Who said you need a girlfriend to use a condom. Tongue Cheesy Grin
You are quoted my post which was done after yours. Interesting eyes.
I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.
I don't want to have condom, what I need is merit condom.
Will the bitcointalk's souvenir shop add the merit condom in next hours?
Moreover, I wish that merit condom is much cheaper than condom.  Roll Eyes

Such condom is relevant for such coming campaigns managed by Hhampuz.  Wink
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In days to come, in order to be qualifying to join such pornsite campaigns, applicants have to prove that they own forum's condom or merit condom to join.
I would like to join such campaigns till they don't add any nude images.

I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.

you can do with yourself dude  Tongue Tongue Tongue
ohh lol i can try to do that  but I don't have any experience can you please teach me it seems you are experienced one.
legendary
Activity: 2772
Merit: 2846
April 01, 2019, 01:52:12 AM
#62
I think that pencil ought to be about 1" long and say "Bitcointalk:  Write diffrntly.  We get pump and forum dump" or something similar.

By the way, I assume this is an April fools joke--but I'd actually love a t-shirt like that or a bitcointalk mug.  However I wouldn't pay out merits for physical goods, especially not merit source merits.  

 


You can buy them with the .1 Bitcoin theymos is giving each of us instead.

The first 1000 users to submit KYC will get .1 Bitcoin each. I already received my coin! Grin
Thank you Theymos!
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