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Topic: Swedish ASIC miner company kncminer.com - page 483. (Read 3050074 times)

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anyone accepting wornout junk instead of a proper refund needed a smack in the head anyway

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy quality, may I be chief head-smacker?

sure you're hired!!

first job is to smack anyone buying these:

https://www.kncminer.com/news/news-85


Spoiler Alert!  $599!!!!

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Irony alert! Irony alert!

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Based in Stockholm, KnCMiner is a proven leader in delivering custom designed, high performance ASIC mining hardware (< IF the components don't all fall off during shipping  Grin) — payable in bitcoin (< but refunds only via wire transfer, because we hate bitcoin). Their mission is to provide the best equipment and service solutions in Bitcoin mining. (< Mission failed) Co-founders Andreas Kennemar, Marcus Erlandsson, Michael Unnebäck, and Sam Cole bring 10+ years of experience in embedded electronic development, focused on FPGA and ASIC design as well as 25+ years in product and service development respectively. (< 25+ years experience in holding $10k hardware together with tying wire, because we are too cheap to provide a real engineering solution that might cost us some money. We spent it all on bribing buying paying our way into becoming a Parasite Platinum member of BTC Foundation. Please stop asking for us to provide fully functional professional hardware - it costs too much! Because we at kncminer, as you all know, are cheap bastards)
sr. member
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anyone accepting wornout junk instead of a proper refund needed a smack in the head anyway

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy quality, may I be chief head-smacker?
sr. member
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no surprise..  anyone who stopped drinking the KNC Koolaid saw where this was going

anyone accepting wornout junk instead of a proper refund needed a smack in the head anyway
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After an almost complete destroyed first shipment of 3TH "Super" Juniors, KnC was so friendly to send me a replacement for those miners...today was my day off and I had a technician with me to test them. Devastated and angry, really pissed that I wasted 12 hours and lots of money for my technician who could not believe that I had paid 10000 USD for such a pile of junk. This is my report:

http://forum.kncminer.com/forum/main-category/hardware/36790-got-delivery-of-the-super-jupiters-wtf-knc/page2?_=1398864638860&_=1398875342071&_=1398909186056&_=1398965618779

Disgraceful. The tying wire "solution" was the most Micky Mouse, pathetic, third world piece of engineering I've seen in a long time.

I actually thought it was advice they were giving people to get their broken units working, until they came up with a proper and professional fix for the problem. They needed to do a proper re-design, or more like, return to the design that has worked up to now - arctic i30 bolted in place. But no, KNC are too cheap. They think "Meh, we'll just tie it down with wire - should be good enough for 90 days and then it's not our problem".

What an embarrassment - $10,000 worth of hardware held together by tying wire Shocked

I cannot believe they actually shipped you a replacement unit held together like this. No wonder your technician was horrified. $10,000 for some crap that looks like it was put together by a ham-fisted drunk.

Are they such assclowns at KNC they don't realise that PCB's are not made to take tension in this way? They didn't even put anything into the mounting holes to reinforce and protect the board. And the wire is bound to damage the heat pipes on the heatsink. The should have protected the heat pipes by putting something between the pipes and wire.

It seems clear they totally rushed the job by the fact the boards warped and the wires snapped in transit. Even the wire was cheap and sub-standard.

Hey - new knc catchphrase

"KnCMiner - the most cheap, sub-standard engineering in bitcoin mining"

If I ever see the word "over-engineer" in another of their newsletters, I'm gonna laugh my ass off  Grin

But this is just terrible to see freakingcat. Not only the time and effort and stress you've had, but now also $300 for the technician you hired, who could do very little with all this damaged garbage you were shipped by KNC - for a SECOND time.

freakingcat - keep at those knc assholes to send you replacement boards until you get 3TH of Grade A hardware that does exactly what it should. Accept no excuses, (which I'm sure knc are in the process of cooking up).

What a joke KNC have become.
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If there is any doubt in your mind why kfc are giving out free Neptunes:

http://www.coindesk.com/problems-plague-kncminer-broken-super-jupiters-arrive-doorsteps/
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/kncminer-offers-free-neptune-mining-rig-appease-angry-customers-1446667
http://www.coinspeaker.com/2014/04/29/kncminer-publicly-apologizes-as-broken-bitcoin-mining-asics-super-jupiters-arrive/

Even coindesk have given them a kick in the nuts, which I never thought I'd see.

The "most trusted brand in bitcoin"? The best trust money can buy  Cheesy

Other recent attempts by faulty hardware shipping whores to purchase respectability include:

Sponsoring Boden Ladies handboll team - (undisclosed sum, but it keeps the lonely knc enginneers happy) (Edit: "one million investment in women's handball in Boden". Assuming Kronor, that's $150,000 http://www1.idrottonline.se/BodenHandbollIF-Handboll/BodenHandbollIF1/BitcoinkoperBodenHandbollIFforvirtuellapengar/ )
Bitcoin Foundation - $100,000 for Parasite Platinum Membership

"The "most trusted brand in bitcoin"? The best trust money can buy  Cheesy" <<< That sounds really funny
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After an almost complete destroyed first shipment of 3TH "Super" Juniors, KnC was so friendly to send me a replacement for those miners...today was my day off and I had a technician with me to test them. Devastated and angry, really pissed that I wasted 12 hours and lots of money for my technician who could not believe that I had paid 10000 USD for such a pile of junk. This is my report:

http://forum.kncminer.com/forum/main-category/hardware/36790-got-delivery-of-the-super-jupiters-wtf-knc/page2?_=1398864638860&_=1398875342071&_=1398909186056&_=1398965618779

wait for it:

"
Dear Business Purchaser,
We are going to send you ANOTHER 3TH/s so you can maxx out your power circuits and set your house business premises up in flames.

Love,

Dr Bunsen and Beaker
(KnC)
"

pending Kurt's delete button:

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After an almost complete destroyed first shipment of 3TH "Super" Juniors, KnC was so friendly to send me a replacement for those miners...today was my day off and I had a technician with me to test them. Devastated and angry, really pissed that I wasted 12 hours and lots of money for my technician who could not believe that I had paid 10000 USD for such a pile of junk. This is my report:

http://forum.kncminer.com/forum/main-category/hardware/36790-got-delivery-of-the-super-jupiters-wtf-knc/page2?_=1398864638860&_=1398875342071&_=1398909186056&_=1398965618779
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i requested a refund 18 days ago and i still have not received it - order #13704

18days? My request is now on its 4th week (from April 8th) and today is a european holiday, darn it!
Mine is from 4th, so...
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i requested a refund 18 days ago and i still have not received it - order #13704

18days? My request is now on its 4th week (from April 8th) and today is a european holiday, darn it!
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i requested a refund 18 days ago and i still have not received it - order #13704
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If there is any doubt in your mind why kfc are giving out free Neptunes:

http://www.coindesk.com/problems-plague-kncminer-broken-super-jupiters-arrive-doorsteps/
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/kncminer-offers-free-neptune-mining-rig-appease-angry-customers-1446667
http://www.coinspeaker.com/2014/04/29/kncminer-publicly-apologizes-as-broken-bitcoin-mining-asics-super-jupiters-arrive/

Even coindesk have given them a kick in the nuts, which I never thought I'd see.

The "most trusted brand in bitcoin"? The best trust money can buy  Cheesy

Other recent attempts by faulty hardware shipping whores to purchase respectability include:

Sponsoring Boden Ladies handboll team - (undisclosed sum, but it keeps the lonely knc enginneers happy) (Edit: "one million investment in women's handball in Boden". Assuming Kronor, that's $150,000 http://www1.idrottonline.se/BodenHandbollIF-Handboll/BodenHandbollIF1/BitcoinkoperBodenHandbollIFforvirtuellapengar/ )
Bitcoin Foundation - $100,000 for Parasite Platinum Membership
legendary
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Nighty Night Don't Let The Trolls Bite Nom Nom Nom
i was running most of my KnC boards completely out of the cases, with all boards in a line, kind of like the KNC facilty.

I just got 6 screws and bolts for each board, 4 to be used at legs and then 2 to hold the heattsinks tight to the board.

Whats all the confusion about, it's easy.
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https://www.bitworks.io

I managed to worm a BTC refund out of them for a single Neptune purchase...wasn't easy but receiving a refund in BTC was my only option and funnily enough was also the Payment method used in the Purchase.

If they have no issue with refunding multiple Neptune orders in BTC to avoid complications to either end then there's no issue with them agreeing a refund for BTC across the board in My Eyes and with the right "coaxing" they have to refund in BTC if You used BTC in the transaction there is no "real" excuse out of it at the end of the Day Wink


KNC Forums earlier this week...

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As we mentioned previously, all customers wanting a refund on their Neptune purchase will receive their refund. We are very busy due to the downtime over the Easter period, teamed with the release of new miners around this same period. Again, please accept our sincerest apology for the delay.

Please note, we are now able to offer all customers BTC refunds if they so choose. BTC refunds will be sent much faster since the time in transit is hours, not days like with bank transfer.

If you already have a bank refund in progress and would like to swap to a refund in BTC, please contact [email protected]
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gotta let a coin be a coin
Yeah that's not fair. My 6 ths will make nothing compared to your 3th, nothing. Why the hell would you get more?

so you really think you getting anything but more lies come August?


That's part of my point, people getting Jupiter's now are lucky

you mean bag of broken parts, right? Most of them got busted up shit for 10 - 13 grand. How are they lucky to get that pile of dog shit? Those guys just really make me angry the way they treat people. I don't understand why people do business with them at all since they have no ethics and no concern for customers since they see them as "competition." I personally like doing business with companies that treat me like a customer and treat me with respect by giving me a quality product for a decent price. Coupons are helpful, too.
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Will be a super Neptune. Or a frank Neptune.
legendary
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Yeah that's right, you're getting double super Jupiter's. You want a third Neptune on top of that?

of course I do
legendary
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Yeah that's right, you're getting double super Jupiter's. You want a third Neptune on top of that?
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Glow Stick Dance!
so if we got super jups we dont get a third batch neppy? is this right?Huh is this madness i am reading right?

Nope because you got it 3 months earlier

can they do this, i mean if you are a private batch neppy buyer and convert your order to super jup SURELY you should still receive the same bonus, they have clearly stated that if you are part of those orders you get double right? someone that is super amazing come and reply to this and tell me what I want to hear. tell me they cannot do this

I'm a bit disappointed too. I made the decision to go with the instant gratification frustration FrankenJup. But there are no guarantees in this business. This kind of stuff happens all of the time and should be expected. I knew there was a chance that KNC could change their plans. It's really best to let this go, move on and learn from it.

And ultimately, if you have a somewhat working FJ like I do and you're getting extra boards shipped to you, you can rig up something to get some extra THs out of the deal. You'll just need some extra controller boards and heatsinks. And remember, we get to start mining sooner than the Neptunes. So really, its a wash, at least for me.
legendary
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Yeah that's not fair. My 6 ths will make nothing compared to your 3th, nothing. Why the hell would you get more?

so you really think you getting anything but more lies come August?


That's part of my point, people getting Jupiter's now are lucky
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