yo tekees....
I know I'm a little late this month. I was just getting so excited about teks massive market movement!!
(speaking of massive movements, this morning I just...ahh ....hmmm... ok, 2nd thought, never mind)
okay then!! lets get to the meat of the matter shall we not?
heeeeeeres Captain Obvious!
Now folks listen up cuz we got some real stumpers here!!
As usual, no googlin, but I will allow one shout out. ie, if you are really bamboozled,
you are allowed to call your cousin but only once! You are on your honor! But no worries, I trust yawl.
ARE YOU READY?? ....LETS DO IT!!!!............
For 500 tek...
(unfortunately, prizes have regretfully been reduced, due to unforeseen circumstances beyond my control... my humble apologies.)
1. Who wrote Beethoven's Fifth Symphony? (careful! now remember he went deaf in his old age...)
For 600 tek (the difficulty is rising, hence so does the prize)....
2.Where is the Great Wall of China located?
and finally for 700 tek (and a chance to be entered in the grande finale)....
3.What colour is the American black bear? ( here's a hint...its not white,I mean, who ever heard of a white bear eh? thats ridiculous!!)
and here's the bonus question for 857.65872212 tek (idk why I chose that number btw)
You are tasked with getting over a 15 foot high wall.
You are given a stack of 20 ladders. Each one is 6 inches wide so doing the math they only
stack up to 10 feet total! (20 times 6 inches)
So the question is...how do you get over the 15 feet high wall? (Hint...they are those sliding type ladders)
Answer 1- Shakespeare, as Beethoven was a fictional character in his play the Magical Flute. I feel pretty solid that this answer is correct, somewhat, possibly in an alternative fact kind of way, at least. And please don't twist my words.
Answer 2-North Korea. Trump made this clear last week that North Korea was part of China at one time or that China is actually part of North Korea. What ever.
Answer 3- Trick Question as American black bears are actually both black and white. Polar bears by the way are actually just white american bears that got lost and wondered north. This is not fake news.
Answer 4 - You sell the 20 ladders on eBay for 5 bucks each and then take the 100 dollars and buy a 20 ft extension ladder at True Value Hardware.
Prize money can be sent to The Big Winner @ BdZczoKWcAsrujb68mM1GumZzpJBRs1rWV Thanks in advance
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