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Topic: The "Church"(call it whatever you want) of Bitcoin - page 4. (Read 1321 times)

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Among with the commandments I do just follow these two. Grin

4. Thou shall have equal rights for shirt wearing FREETHENIPPLE2019

10. Thou shall smile

religious people wouldn't really like that image afterall.I bet on that.

deleted, I will always remember tho, for those who were wondering what picture was in question. Who may have missed the polls, that was taken in the blockcode.
https://news.bitcoin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Jes.jpg
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Among with the commandments I do just follow these two. Grin

4. Thou shall have equal rights for shirt wearing FREETHENIPPLE2019

10. Thou shall smile

religious people wouldn't really like that image afterall.I bet on that.
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I like the idea and hope somebody will find the courage to at least try to register the church of bitcoin. We had a flying spaghetti monster church so why not the church of satoshi or something like that.

Aren't you worried that if they prove that satoshi was really the CIA or NSA or worse a group of Indian hackers it will all be a shock to your believers?

No, whoever it was, it does not matter, what matters is the future and blockchain/bitcoin itself. You can`t change the past only accept it. There is no present other than that it is a present, we can`t even perceive it because of the speed of light and sound of our brain signals but the future we can change.

If somehow they proved KOKO created it, I would accept it and even if KOKO was still alive to give her earned bitcoins to her gorilla friends, I accept that, Well deserved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVuNTiqHys0

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Bryan Anderson
4 months ago
"Dam, you know global warming is bad when a gorilla tells people to stop screwing earth over"

LMFAO
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I like the idea and hope somebody will find the courage to at least try to register the church of bitcoin. We had a flying spaghetti monster church so why not the church of satoshi or something like that.

Aren't you worried that if they prove that satoshi was really the CIA or NSA or worse a group of Indian hackers it will all be a shock to your believers?
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You are truly one of the best philosopher this world has even seen, I got to give you credit.

I don`t want credit, I want people to make their own at a fair rate, like I have done with my work and time, thanks tho.  Grin
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read this to learn more what this "church" (call it whatever you want)   
    chapel
    mosque
    parish
    sanctuary
    shrine
    synagogue
    temple
    abbey
    basilica
    bethel
    cathedral
    chancel
    chantry
    fold
    minster
    mission
    oratory
    tabernacle
    Lord's house
    house of God
    house of prayer
    house of worship
    sacellum

 is all about https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/bitcoin-20-attention-all-alt-coin-devs-unite-if-you-are-willing-5141142
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This write up is trying to make a mockery of Christianity, which is bad, some jokes can be said without mentioning Jesus or using his acted pictures. Maybe you should consider the gravity of this and do some edit. Thanks and God bless.  

I was born and raised a Christian, I was baptized, attended communion...  Then in grade 11 I learned world religions, I studied all of them, I was not very fond that I went to a christian grade school and high school I wish at a earlier age I could of came up with my own opinions but hey what can you do. Then I became my own religiousness faith, I stopped believing in what others said and believed in myself and made my thoughts and theories on the matter, I mean if you can`t make up your own mind on what you believe in, are you even a real player in this game of life? You might as well be a NPC. This is not meant to be a mockery or anything, come on there is worse "mockery's" all over main stream news. I have respect for all peoples faith`s. Please don`t take it to serious it is a joke, but not a joke.

There is no gravity to have mass in it, but the masses themselves.
I agree I could word stuff a lot better, I am a "millennial" as main stream news portrays us, which really just means we were born inbetween 1981-1996, feel free to create a poll to change anything and all members of the Church will vote on your poll to change anything I said or posted, I never made that image btw either, But I think it is hilarious. If it offends you I am truly sorry I am not here to make anyone angry. I do not force you to read this text or look at these images, feel free to read another book and believe in whatever you want to. I want willing participants who have their eyes open to join, not force people to join. You can keep whatever faith you currently have and join as well. I want real people who have self awareness, not programmed bots, but open AI which is natural AI.

We do not discriminate here, just fiat we eliminate.

You can use this to create any poll https://www.strawpoll.me/ until it is built into Bitcoin2.0 to voice your concerns, in the masses the masses will vote on it and if 51% agree we go with it! 50-50 we repoll, 50-50 again we repoll, 50-50 again? The Genesis block flips a coin that is 100% 50-50 and our fate is led by the genesis block.

Creator Bless you to. Have a wonderful day.
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This write up is trying to make a mockery of Christianity, which is bad, some jokes can be said without mentioning Jesus or using his acted pictures. Maybe you should consider the gravity of this and do some edit. Thanks and God bless. 

If you are without sin Lizzylove1, then I welcome you to cast a stone at OP. Otherwise, peace in thy tabernacle.
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Christ The King
This write up is trying to make a mockery of Christianity, which is bad, some jokes can be said without mentioning Jesus or using his acted pictures. Maybe you should consider the gravity of this and do some edit. Thanks and God bless. 
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please all position yourself however you want for the 4:20pm my time song, you don`t need to listen to it if you don`t want to either that is fine as well. If we could have members who know sign language come to the front and transfer the data for the deaf people, that would be great!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbZSe6N_BXs  


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The church needs to be decentralized! Decentralize the church!

Also, beware of false prophets (Craig Wright). And, beware of false profits (US dollar).


Holy Satoshi we worship your excellence. Though we may struggle to do what is right by putting all our earnings into Bitcoin, we still exhalt your name. It is easy to go down the dark path of dollar, euro, or yen. Give us the strength so that we may be your servants and overcome all the nay sayers and temptation of false moneys. In your genesis block we pray. Amen.


Yes do not listen to false profits and profits Tongue

"I" or a "you"
two gender pronouns needed "I" "YOU"
Light speed fellow being, In your genesis block we pray.   Amanawoman Godson

should we say YOUI OR IYOU? after each prayer, ah whatever just say whatever you want just give respect to the all mighty creators creation Satoshi and the Creator itself.
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The church needs to be decentralized! Decentralize the church!

Also, beware of false prophets (Craig Wright). And, beware of false profits (US dollar).


Holy Satoshi we worship your excellence. Though we may struggle to do what is right by putting all our earnings into Bitcoin, we still exhalt your name. It is easy to go down the dark path of dollar, euro, or yen. Give us the strength so that we may be your servants and overcome all the nay sayers and temptation of false moneys. In your genesis block we pray. Amen.
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Omg, this post is attracting my fingers to give merits  Grin but I can't as this post is not contributing anything to the community. but I fully agree with all the rules (especially the FREETHENIPPLES2019 one). we should have a Church of Bitcoin that is necessary.

to stop unenlightened people like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBYaxCAd_2w (notice his stumble at 7 seconds) So no matter what they say, we can possess bitcoin.
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Omg, this post is attracting my fingers to give merits  Grin but I can't as this post is not contributing anything to the community. but I fully agree with all the rules (especially the FREETHENIPPLES2019 one). we should have a Church of Bitcoin that is necessary.

Well the community is contributing to itself, But if we do recognize ourselves as a "religion", we by pass many laws, such as tax. I have to claim all my bitcoin on my taxes here in Canada, not anymore. They also cannot ban us from holding bitcoins, just like some religions can take a sword onto a plane.

We can also make it so we don`t have to wear helmets when we ride a motorcycle if we wanted. (not that I think this is a good idea, I would vote no towards a bill like that for safety reasons)
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Omg, this post is attracting my fingers to give merits  Grin but I can't as this post is not contributing anything to the community. but I fully agree with all the rules (especially the FREETHENIPPLES2019 one). we should have a Church of Bitcoin that is necessary.
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What next? A priest/pope a leads reformation which give birth to The Church of Bitcoin Cash?

P.S. Since you mention IRS, have you submit application of The Church of Bitcoin to IRS?

This would be a bad joke for those who are religious person,
This is like worshipping money .

Then you haven't heard of those religion :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missionary_Church_of_Kopimism

And both of them are acknowledged by government

I live in Canada, also as a member of the Bitcoin Church we don`t have to answer to anyone other than the Bitcoincode.

If Flying Spaghetti Monster can be a church, the church of bitcoin can be one.
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10. Thou shall smile

-Founded by Satoshi Nakamoto on Jun 3rd 2009
Today as a alterboy of the church I did some community service and spread this onto a White man, Black man, Asian woman and Indian woman on my way to get my morning coffee at Timmies here in Toronto.

All I said was "Hey you, I hope you have a wonderful day" all of them smiled looked back at me and wished me a great day as well.

If you are reading this, I am talking directly to you.  HAVE A WONDERFUL EXISTENCE!

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You have a broad imagination of things but I don't think this idea would work since it sounds disrespectful at some point. If there would be a Bitcoin religion, I don't think they have to set those kinds of commandments.
It's fine to focus on crypto if that would be a part of a religion as long as it still respect the rights of men. Cryptocurrency is still impossible to be a religion.

Thou shall let you write the commandments, thou shall have all vote on what they want theI commandments to be.
What do you mean, The Church of Bitcoin is here!

(were just a group of friends, we all have our own beliefs still, but we honor the bitcoincode)



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You have a broad imagination of things but I don't think this idea would work since it sounds disrespectful at some point. If there would be a Bitcoin religion, I don't think they have to set those kinds of commandments.
It's fine to focus on crypto if that would be a part of a religion as long as it still respect the rights of men. Cryptocurrency is still impossible to be a religion.
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Your topic is really ridiculous. I want to join the Bitcoin church. I have great respect, devotion, and love for Jesus Christ. I do not have any problem when such a church is formed, I can happily go to church. And I can respect Jesus Christ
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