Topic: The "Church"(call it whatever you want) of Bitcoin - page 5. (Read 1319 times)

So this will serve as the ten commandments in the church of bitcoin, well this to me is hilarious but like the concept any way since it practice and preach free will it OK at list that is what God want from humans to be transparent with each other in free will. I love the number 9 thuo shall no steal which is one of the evil that have kept on happening and giving bitcoin a bad image before the general public.

after the birth of the genesis block the people celebrated with dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBUp2a0MAAc

Thou does not care what other religions think, This is a faithless religion, you can be any religion and join or have none at all.
We are not worshiping money, just the genesis block that created what was the big bang itself.

It is kind of like this https://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/religions/christianity/subdivisions/quakers_1.shtml one.
delete everything about Christianity

We just replace "God" with "Creator" as one is a deity and one is characterization because lets be real, the creator is undefinable, Creator is the best word I could find to describe it in english, if you want to call it whatever you want, go ahead, what matters is 1 bitcoin = 1 bitcoin, and fiat can suck our nuts.

pssst, we are just using this as a way to bypass all the bullshit we don`t want to deal with (I could careless what you believe or don`t)
to stop unenlightened people like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBYaxCAd_2w (notice his stumble at 7 seconds)

Don`t worry this church does not ask for donations. Creator does not need our money. It also allows you to have as many faiths or religions as you want.



Here we see Satoshi giving birth to the genesis block back in 2009

This would be a bad joke for those who are religious person,
This is like worshipping money .

Ok fellow bitcoin church members, make sure to smile at least once today, I love you

look in the mirror, that is the only person that can make you sad.

and the last final song of the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRviuL6vMY

"We used to play pretend, give each other different names, We would build a rocket ship and then we’d fly it far away, Used to dream of outer space but now they’re laughing at our face, Saying, “wake up, you need to make money."

I try to make light of a dark situation

Attention all position your self however you want for next morning song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT_nvWreIhg "TAKE THAT MONEY, WATCH IT BURN"

Hilarious. The 6th point is the best one in my opinion. I usually don't mix religion with work. The recent threads that you created regarding BTC are interesting to read indeed. The Church of Bitcoin? Lol. What's next? The Holy Grail of BTC?

If you're really asking about starting a church, in the USA it's not that hard. To enjoy tax privileges, though, " you have to sign over your taxable possessions to the church."

We sign all over all taxable bitcoin to our own wallet address (which is the church)

Please rise (or sit if you want to) for the morning song, you want to get fancy go ahead and take a knee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
your may be seated (or keep standing if you want to) keep sitting if you were already doing that to, that is cool.
In fact position however you would like, you want to kiss the ground and put your butt in the air, that is cool to.

I would like you to all join me for the 4:07 am in the morning prayer

Dear Satoshi Give us the strength to stop trading our bitcoin into fiat  AMAN AWOMAN

I think I would take the number 10 and have it adopted by people everywhere regardless if the Church of Bitcoin can be accepted by the society or not. The idea of making our adherence to Bitcoin a religion so that no laws can be passed to abridged our inherent rights to use Bitcoin can be a good idea but of course no government may take it that seriously. But I am sure many would love this idea...making it come true can even be more difficult than making Bitcoin accepted by many governments though.

The IRS also states that your church must have some combination of the following:

   1 Distinct legal existence (Oliver registered his "church" as a nonprofit corporation in Texas.)
   2 Recognized creed and form of worship (For this, Oliver invited his audience to "meditate on the nature of fraudulent churches.")
   3 Definite and distinct ecclesiastical government
   4 Distinct religious history
   5 Formal code of doctrine and discipline
   6 Membership not associated with any other church or denomination
   7 Established place of worship (In the case of Oliver's church, that's the "Last Week Tonight" studio.)
   8 Regular services ("Last Week Tonight" convenes every Sunday.)
   9 Ordained, commissioned or licensed ministers
   10 Schools for the preparation of its ministers
   11 Literature of its own
   12 Sunday schools for religious instruction of the young
   13 Organized worship


1. Satoshi registered his "church"  as a non profit corporation online, the exchanges have nothing to do with us
2. We pray to bits in the bitcoin core
3. Blockcode
4. We been here since 2009
5. We do not discipline here
6. nope
7. Everywhere
8. Free pizza on tuesday
9. Everyone
10. Bitcointalk
11. https://bitcoin.org/bitcoin.pdf
12. wut?
13. Everywhere

WHO WOULD LIKE TO JOIN THE "CHURCH" OF Bitcoin? In Canada we allow Sikhs to drive motorbikes with no helmets because it will mess up their turban thing. What if in our religion it was against the law to hold fiat and we were allowed to sell booze and weed and people had to accept the Church of Bitcoin Supply, because we said so I mean that is what they do right in America money, unless it is bitcoin transaction fees we do not pay tax.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ontario-allows-sikhs-to-ride-motorcycles-without-helmet-1.4858361

1. Thou shall not accepted a unlimited mans money supply, unless that supply is equally distributed.
2. Thou shall not be forced to get married after a year of living with someone
3. Thou shall have equal voting rights, no one is worth more than 1 vote and the rule of 51% is applied to the votes
4. Thou shall have equal rights for shirt wearing FREETHENIPPLE2019
5. Thou shall not have to listen to any rules and regulations of the countries other than the blockchain code
6. Thou shall be given one free pizza every Tuesday
7. Thou shall not be beaten by the police, but all members are part of the police force that also follow the blockchain code of conduct
8. Thou shall not kill, but defend if need be, if that results in killing what is trying to kill you, so be it.
9. Thou shall not steal from another member of the society
10. Thou shall smile (if they want to)

-Founded by Satoshi Nakamoto Jr(TimeBits) on Jun 3rd 2009

what this is all about https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/bitcoin-20-attention-all-alt-coin-devs-unite-if-you-are-willing-5141142

(some none troll ones)



Sign below to join the Church we Only need 1 member to be recognized If you sign below you agree to the terms and conditions of the blockchain code

Legally 18 USCS § 1093 defines religious group as “a set of individuals whose identity as such is distinctive in terms of common religious creed, beliefs, doctrines, practices, or rituals.” The details suggest you want to try to abuse this or make religious entities not legally non profits.

An organization must be an authentic church to qualify. For tax purposes, a church is a place of worship including Christian churches, temples, mosques, synagogues, and other worship places. ... a recognized creed and form of worship. a definite and distinct ecclesiastical government.

Ok we use my farm, and the air from my farm spreads across the lands into the world, the world is our church.