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congratulations to you, dont smoke to much cigars its not healthy for you and god bless your new born child
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i wonder he is now holding his baby and play with him
i hope op will update this for a news to his newborn Smiley
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congratulations, just saying you're not here for donations makes me want to donate something Cheesy
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I hope i will be as lucky as you and here soon "We gonna have a baby"!Congrats with your new born!
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As a proud father myself, it's my pleasure to congratulate you on your baby. You'll hear plenty of congratulations, and they're all well and good, but what few people will emphasize is how brutally sleep-deprived and stressed you will be for months on end. Man up and just ride it out. It's all part of the deal. Yeah, it sucks, but before you know it, that little newborn will be a toddler and then a teenager, so enjoy the moments for what they are, even if it means changing diapers and cleaning vomit at 4 in the morning, you'll never get back those precious moments. And indeed they are precious, despite how they may appear otherwise.  Smiley

Cheers!

well that is the sweetiest part of being a parent cause when the baby is already a teenager you will always remember that this teenager is  grown up so fast and it seems like yesterday you are changing his diaper or singing some song to make him sleep and playing with him while holding him in your arms Smiley
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As a proud father myself, it's my pleasure to congratulate you on your baby. You'll hear plenty of congratulations, and they're all well and good, but what few people will emphasize is how brutally sleep-deprived and stressed you will be for months on end. Man up and just ride it out. It's all part of the deal. Yeah, it sucks, but before you know it, that little newborn will be a toddler and then a teenager, so enjoy the moments for what they are, even if it means changing diapers and cleaning vomit at 4 in the morning, you'll never get back those precious moments. And indeed they are precious, despite how they may appear otherwise.  Smiley

Cheers!
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Well, congratulations!
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Congratulations,

Love your baby unconditionally, more than anything else  Wink
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congrats!!!!!!!

geezz i want to have a baby ASAP Grin
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Do what my father did to me.

As soon as we got back from the hospital (I was literally just born a few days before), he took me straight to his computer. I obviously can't remember this, but my siblings said they remembered when he told me what a computer did, what a mouse was, and stuff like that.

Geezus I'm still such a nerd.

But it paid off.
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Anyday now, I will finally have my first born son.  Exciting!  Any recent dads out there, and if so, any tips?  I am excited, but worried about the future.  Trying to get a promotion at work, to make sure he never goes without. 

NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.



Yes, breast feeding is better then formula milk... Smiley

Yep, we are going to breast feed...well, she is Smiley
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation#Human_male_lactation
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Congrats man just feed him with your best love, trust and care. Always make sure you spend time with him and talk about things. Educate him to the best of you can. Smiley

wish your child will be the next satoshi !!!  Grin Grin Grin
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WOW!  name him Doge

This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.

Not happening, even for 500 btc.  Nope.  No way.  Never

What would be so bad? You can always change his name. You could take the coins and use them as a trustfund for the kid. I doubt gweedo is serious though.

I was very serious.

My friend just had a baby on the 10th and they only just decided his name today so they wont've officially named him yet, and he's the type of guy that will do stupid shit for coin. Would you be willing to put that money is escrow?  Grin

Nope it was just for this guy.

Sounds like you wern't very serious then.
He was very serious.

So he said.

I explain it to you, if this dude named his baby "Dogecoin" people would pick up on that namely the press. Not only would I get a ton of press for being the person that paid, and promotions of my sites. And while you are probably saying 5BTC is a lot for press but it is different kind of press. They aren't looking at it as an ad but as a I did something crazy, and would drive more traffic.

I'm aware of that. That doesn't mean you'd seriously pay the money. Why does it matter if you pay it to this guy then or somebody else?

Why I am an honest person and never scammed anyone here. If I am offering then I am willing to pay. 5 BTCs aren't that expensive to me, but not to bragging.

The reason I wanted to pay this guy and not your friend cause this is just a random act, I rather keep it that.

The reason probably is you decided you don't want to run the risk of losing 5BTC, but nice try   Wink. If five BTCs aren't expensive and the media coverage is worth it to you, why does it matter who does it? I'm sure if this guy would've been serious about it you'd've weaselled out of that too, but I guess we'll never know, unless the OP decides to take you up on the offer. How about it, op? You can always change the babies name after a month I'm sure.
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We would decline for 5 btc. 

But thanks for the offer, and I wish you luck in your sites.  What are they?  (Free advertising,!)
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HaHa, I talked to wife about it, and she said she would agree, but it would be a higher number.  Pretty sure he can overcome a name, if he is set up for college from birth.  I highly doubt the right number to name him Dogecoin would be reached though lol
Then why not do it, claim the prize, and change the name later on, or he can change it himself as an adult. I know a lot of people who are just known by their nicknames among friends, I've met some of them several times and don't even know their real names. I wish my parents were offered 500BTC to name me Dogecoin Cheesy

Because that would be akin to stealing.  If he chose to change name as an adult, thats his choice, but if I entered an agreement, why would I renig on it?



Half a million isnt the amount we were thinking.  But it was more than 5btc worth.

How is it stealing? The offer is to officially name the baby, which you would be doing unless any terms said otherwise.
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HaHa, I talked to wife about it, and she said she would agree, but it would be a higher number.  Pretty sure he can overcome a name, if he is set up for college from birth.  I highly doubt the right number to name him Dogecoin would be reached though lol
Then why not do it, claim the prize, and change the name later on, or he can change it himself as an adult. I know a lot of people who are just known by their nicknames among friends, I've met some of them several times and don't even know their real names. I wish my parents were offered 500BTC to name me Dogecoin Cheesy

Because that would be akin to stealing.  If he chose to change name as an adult, thats his choice, but if I entered an agreement, why would I renig on it?



Half a million isnt the amount we were thinking.  But it was more than 5btc worth.
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WOW!  name him Doge

This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.

Not happening, even for 500 btc.  Nope.  No way.  Never

What would be so bad? You can always change his name. You could take the coins and use them as a trustfund for the kid. I doubt gweedo is serious though.

I was very serious.

My friend just had a baby on the 10th and they only just decided his name today so they wont've officially named him yet, and he's the type of guy that will do stupid shit for coin. Would you be willing to put that money is escrow?  Grin

Nope it was just for this guy.

Sounds like you wern't very serious then.
He was very serious.

So he said.

I explain it to you, if this dude named his baby "Dogecoin" people would pick up on that namely the press. Not only would I get a ton of press for being the person that paid, and promotions of my sites. And while you are probably saying 5BTC is a lot for press but it is different kind of press. They aren't looking at it as an ad but as a I did something crazy, and would drive more traffic.

I'm aware of that. That doesn't mean you'd seriously pay the money. Why does it matter if you pay it to this guy then or somebody else?
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HaHa, I talked to wife about it, and she said she would agree, but it would be a higher number.  Pretty sure he can overcome a name, if he is set up for college from birth.  I highly doubt the right number to name him Dogecoin would be reached though lol
Then why not do it, claim the prize, and change the name later on, or he can change it himself as an adult. I know a lot of people who are just known by their nicknames among friends, I've met some of them several times and don't even know their real names. I wish my parents were offered 500BTC to name me Dogecoin Cheesy
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HaHa, I talked to wife about it, and she said she would agree, but it would be a higher number.  Pretty sure he can overcome a name, if he is set up for college from birth.  I highly doubt the right number to name him Dogecoin would be reached though lol
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WOW!  name him Doge

This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.

Not happening, even for 500 btc.  Nope.  No way.  Never

What would be so bad? You can always change his name. You could take the coins and use them as a trustfund for the kid. I doubt gweedo is serious though.

I was very serious.

My friend just had a baby on the 10th and they only just decided his name today so they wont've officially named him yet, and he's the type of guy that will do stupid shit for coin. Would you be willing to put that money is escrow?  Grin

Nope it was just for this guy.

Sounds like you wern't very serious then.
He was very serious.

So he said.
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