The Official "OMG my wife is about to have a baby" Thread - page 2.

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Quote from: hilariousandco on February 12, 2014, 11:21:55 AM

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Quote from: jongameson on February 11, 2014, 09:44:58 PM

WOW! name him Doge

This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.

Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never

What would be so bad? You can always change his name. You could take the coins and use them as a trustfund for the kid. I doubt gweedo is serious though.

I was very serious.

My friend just had a baby on the 10th and they only just decided his name today so they wont've officially named him yet, and he's the type of guy that will do stupid shit for coin. Would you be willing to put that money is escrow? Grin

Nope it was just for this guy.

Sounds like you wern't very serious then.

He was very serious.

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Quote from: hilariousandco on February 12, 2014, 10:24:06 AM

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Quote from: hilariousandco on February 12, 2014, 07:54:51 AM

Quote from: Localbtcbuyer on February 12, 2014, 12:22:43 AM

Quote from: gweedo on February 12, 2014, 12:20:51 AM

Quote from: jongameson on February 11, 2014, 09:44:58 PM

WOW! name him Doge

This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.

Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never

What would be so bad? You can always change his name. You could take the coins and use them as a trustfund for the kid. I doubt gweedo is serious though.

I was very serious.

My friend just had a baby on the 10th and they only just decided his name today so they wont've officially named him yet, and he's the type of guy that will do stupid shit for coin. Would you be willing to put that money is escrow? Grin

Nope it was just for this guy.

Sounds like you wern't very serious then.

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Quote from: hilariousandco on February 12, 2014, 07:54:51 AM

Quote from: Localbtcbuyer on February 12, 2014, 12:22:43 AM

Quote from: gweedo on February 12, 2014, 12:20:51 AM

Quote from: jongameson on February 11, 2014, 09:44:58 PM

WOW! name him Doge

This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.

Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never

What would be so bad? You can always change his name. You could take the coins and use them as a trustfund for the kid. I doubt gweedo is serious though.

I was very serious.

My friend just had a baby on the 10th and they only just decided his name today so they wont've officially named him yet, and he's the type of guy that will do stupid shit for coin. Would you be willing to put that money is escrow? Grin

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Quote from: hilariousandco on February 12, 2014, 07:54:51 AM

Quote from: Localbtcbuyer on February 12, 2014, 12:22:43 AM

Quote from: gweedo on February 12, 2014, 12:20:51 AM

Quote from: jongameson on February 11, 2014, 09:44:58 PM

WOW! name him Doge

This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.

Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never

What would be so bad? You can always change his name. You could take the coins and use them as a trustfund for the kid. I doubt gweedo is serious though.

I was very serious.

5btc is not serious enough.... lol

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Quote from: Localbtcbuyer on February 12, 2014, 12:22:43 AM

Quote from: gweedo on February 12, 2014, 12:20:51 AM

Quote from: jongameson on February 11, 2014, 09:44:58 PM

WOW! name him Doge

This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.

Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never

What would be so bad? You can always change his name. You could take the coins and use them as a trustfund for the kid. I doubt gweedo is serious though.

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cong! what you think about name of baby

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Wish you happiness ahead.Enjoy with your child

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Quote from: Damnsammit on February 12, 2014, 12:52:56 AM

Find something you love about your current life.

Imagine staying out at night with friends, and sleeping into the afternoon.
Imagine the peaceful tranquility of being at home with little to do and nothing but a sense of pure relaxation.
Imagine being free with your worries and carefree about what the future may bring...

Now picture a little crying child that is soiling himself with grown-man shits four times a day making more messes than you can imagine and demanding way more work and dedication than you have been required of in your entire life.
In a year or so he will grow into a whiny brat with no attention span who forces his wild, rampant energy upon everyone that surrounds him.

It's a long and sometimes painful journey, my friend, but when you look into his eyes and he tells you "I love you" you won't give a shit about anything else in the world.

-Proud father of a three-year-old future menace to society

Thank you. Puts a lot in perspective.

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Find something you love about your current life.

Imagine staying out at night with friends, and sleeping into the afternoon.
Imagine the peaceful tranquility of being at home with little to do and nothing but a sense of pure relaxation.
Imagine being free with your worries and carefree about what the future may bring...

Now picture a little crying child that is soiling himself with grown-man shits four times a day making more messes than you can imagine and demanding way more work and dedication than you have been required of in your entire life.
In a year or so he will grow into a whiny brat with no attention span who forces his wild, rampant energy upon everyone that surrounds him.

It's a long and sometimes painful journey, my friend, but when you look into his eyes and he tells you "I love you" you won't give a shit about anything else in the world.

-Proud father of a three-year-old future menace to society

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Quote from: gweedo on February 12, 2014, 12:25:07 AM

Quote from: Localbtcbuyer on February 12, 2014, 12:22:43 AM

Quote from: gweedo on February 12, 2014, 12:20:51 AM

Quote from: jongameson on February 11, 2014, 09:44:58 PM

WOW! name him Doge

This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.

Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never

Uhmmmmmmmm can't tell if this is a challenge or not?

Oh, you can throw numbers out.....but none are being accepted, short of enough btc to buy a house, 2 cars, and fund college.

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Quote from: Localbtcbuyer on February 12, 2014, 12:22:43 AM

Quote from: gweedo on February 12, 2014, 12:20:51 AM

Quote from: jongameson on February 11, 2014, 09:44:58 PM

WOW! name him Doge

This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.

Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never

Uhmmmmmmmm can't tell if this is a challenge or not?

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Quote from: gweedo on February 12, 2014, 12:20:51 AM

Quote from: jongameson on February 11, 2014, 09:44:58 PM

WOW! name him Doge

This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.

Not happening, even for 500 btc. Nope. No way. Never

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Quote from: jongameson on February 11, 2014, 09:44:58 PM

WOW! name him Doge

This dude names his son "Dogecoin" as the first name, I throw in 5 BTCs, but he has to prove it is legally his name.

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Quote from: Localbtcbuyer on February 12, 2014, 12:08:43 AM

Quote from: empoweoqwj on February 11, 2014, 11:34:05 PM

Quote from: Localbtcbuyer on February 11, 2014, 04:55:10 PM

Anyday now, I will finally have my first born son. Exciting! Any recent dads out there, and if so, any tips? I am excited, but worried about the future. Trying to get a promotion at work, to make sure he never goes without.

NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.

Your son (primarily) doesn't want your money. He wants your love and understanding. Forget the "never goes without" stuff. Kids get spoiled by parents that buy them everything and have to spend every hour at work to pay for it.

Spend time with him growing up, it is the most fulfilling thing you can possibly imagine

Finally, never forget dads are boys first hero. So be a good one for him.

thats why i made this thread, for good things like this

cheers. My son was born 14 1/2 years ago, and I remember his birth like it was yesterday. Just bond with the young dude, and never let that bond break. There's a line by Ethan Hawke in one of the "Before Sunrise / Sunset" movies, where he talks about why he stayed with his wife even though the marriage was dead. It was something like "I'd go through any amount of pain to see my son grow up another day" .... something like that anyway.

That's how cool it is to see a son grow up

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Quote from: empoweoqwj on February 11, 2014, 11:34:05 PM

Quote from: Localbtcbuyer on February 11, 2014, 04:55:10 PM

Anyday now, I will finally have my first born son. Exciting! Any recent dads out there, and if so, any tips? I am excited, but worried about the future. Trying to get a promotion at work, to make sure he never goes without.

NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.

Your son (primarily) doesn't want your money. He wants your love and understanding. Forget the "never goes without" stuff. Kids get spoiled by parents that buy them everything and have to spend every hour at work to pay for it.

Spend time with him growing up, it is the most fulfilling thing you can possibly imagine

Finally, never forget dads are boys first hero. So be a good one for him.

thats why i made this thread, for good things like this

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Quote from: Localbtcbuyer on February 11, 2014, 04:55:10 PM

Anyday now, I will finally have my first born son. Exciting! Any recent dads out there, and if so, any tips? I am excited, but worried about the future. Trying to get a promotion at work, to make sure he never goes without.

NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.

Your son (primarily) doesn't want your money. He wants your love and understanding. Forget the "never goes without" stuff. Kids get spoiled by parents that buy them everything and have to spend every hour at work to pay for it.

Spend time with him growing up, it is the most fulfilling thing you can possibly imagine

Finally, never forget dads are boys first hero. So be a good one for him.

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WOW! name him Doge

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Always keep in mind that this little human you created will one day be an adult and will have to live with the decisions they will make, teach him how to be a good person so he will never regrets his choices in life.

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Quote from: leannemckim46 on February 11, 2014, 09:00:09 PM

Quote from: Localbtcbuyer on February 11, 2014, 04:55:10 PM

Anyday now, I will finally have my first born son. Exciting! Any recent dads out there, and if so, any tips? I am excited, but worried about the future. Trying to get a promotion at work, to make sure he never goes without.

NOT A DONATION THREAD, just asking for tips in life, not btc or anything else.

Yes, breast feeding is better then formula milk...

Yep, we are going to breast feed...well, she is

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