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Topic: The tree of dicks. *BRAND NEW SITE/ART* - page 2. (Read 14782 times)

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legendary
Activity: 3668
Merit: 3010
Licking my boob since 1970
December 25, 2014, 01:36:57 AM
We need to add KingOfSports to the tree of dicks.

He owes BigBitz 2 bitcoins and is refusing to pay.  He locks all his conversation threads when the topic is brought up.   Undecided

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.9883127
legendary
Activity: 4004
Merit: 1250
Owner at AltQuick.com
October 14, 2014, 01:38:13 AM
Are girls also playing?  Roll Eyes

There are no girls on the internet  Roll Eyes
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
October 13, 2014, 10:18:29 PM
LOL... Who made this game up? Are girls also playing?  Roll Eyes

Any sex is welcome to make a mighty dick branch.
newbie
Activity: 35
Merit: 0
October 13, 2014, 10:17:48 PM
LOL... Who made this game up? Are girls also playing?  Roll Eyes
legendary
Activity: 1064
Merit: 1000
October 13, 2014, 10:06:04 PM
Is this still a thing?

Yes it is a thing if u know what I mean  Roll Eyes
hero member
Activity: 826
Merit: 504
October 13, 2014, 09:52:28 PM
Is this still a thing?
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
October 13, 2014, 08:27:49 PM
Do you have to strictly be a Richard to qualify???

No! Infact you can be a Tom, Dick, Harry or Joe to qualify!
full member
Activity: 251
Merit: 100
October 13, 2014, 06:39:48 PM
Do you have to strictly be a Richard to qualify???
sr. member
Activity: 588
Merit: 257
October 13, 2014, 05:21:17 PM
i don't what to say.

this is masterpiece!

can't stop laughing xD
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
October 12, 2014, 01:58:57 PM
Will you keep the dick sizes the same, since Bitcoin is dying and its getting easier and easier to get a bigger dick reaching Andromeda?

1 BTC will always = 1 BTC.

Dick branch prices will remain the same!
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
October 12, 2014, 01:58:04 PM
forgot to say, if I order a dick, can it have huge balls and a huge helmet?  Grin
I'd like it to be in keeping with the original  Grin

Absolutely. Infact dick helmets are probably good for a dick branch given the fact that its good to protect ones dick!
legendary
Activity: 1064
Merit: 1000
October 04, 2014, 07:20:17 PM
Will you keep the dick sizes the same, since Bitcoin is dying and its getting easier and easier to get a bigger dick reaching Andromeda?

Bitcoin isn't dying.... The price is just going down because everyone is panicking and selling their bitcoins. Less people using bitcoin=Lower price
Hopefully people will come back to their senses and buy so price goes up
sr. member
Activity: 367
Merit: 250
October 04, 2014, 06:35:03 PM
Will you keep the dick sizes the same, since Bitcoin is dying and its getting easier and easier to get a bigger dick reaching Andromeda?
legendary
Activity: 1061
Merit: 1001
October 04, 2014, 06:12:51 PM
forgot to say, if I order a dick, can it have huge balls and a huge helmet?  Grin
I'd like it to be in keeping with the original  Grin
legendary
Activity: 1061
Merit: 1001
October 04, 2014, 06:10:51 PM


Dick upgrading, giving other dicks diseases and buying Dicksurance™:

In this time of great technology as well as medical miracles it's now possible to both accessorize your dick as well as grow it to lengths longer then previously thought possible.. Just because your dick branch starts off one size does not mean you are stuck with it forever!
You can (for a nominal fee) have your dick branch extended! Also adding cool custom accessories to your dick is way to make it stand out from the crowd! If you can think it, It can be added (more then likely)!

Another new feature is the ability to give your dick branch (or others) infectious diseases! Herpes, clamidya, maple syrup drip dick..
If you can imagine it and have the BTC to back your biological warfare against another dick branch by all means spread the "love".

In order to combat this new feature, The dick branches can now be insured with KLYE-brand Dicksurance™!
This prevents others from infecting your dick branch with any sort of nasty saber toothed crotch crickets or any other unwanted nastiness!
Dicksurance™ costs are on a case to case basis and protect indefinitely! Names listed above marked in bold italics have Dicksurance™!




this is friggin' hilarious, I love it  Grin

I quoted the most amusing part imo

although I may need a new keyboard as just spat tea all over it  Shocked

good luck!
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
September 24, 2014, 03:56:02 AM
As you can see by the OP a few extras added to the Moneypot.com dick!
Dicksurance has been applied to dooglus's dick branch as well, curing and protecting him versus the warts and crabs another user gifted him!

Plenty of space left to add branches, prime real estate right now as it's sort of near the center of the picture (for now).

Get your requests in!
legendary
Activity: 1358
Merit: 1003
Designer - Developer
September 23, 2014, 04:23:48 PM
How much to change the .eu to .com on PRCdice.eus dick Cheesy bahahahhahaha

Prcdice.com ftw Cheesy

Mmmm bb. The dick just says PRC.. The link however I've already claimed.. Whats it worth to you..? Wink
legendary
Activity: 4004
Merit: 1250
Owner at AltQuick.com
September 22, 2014, 09:49:23 PM
How much to change the .eu to .com on PRCdice.eus dick Cheesy bahahahhahaha

Prcdice.com ftw Cheesy
full member
Activity: 196
Merit: 100
September 22, 2014, 09:46:59 PM



I'm posting so I can remember to join this tree in the coming day or two.
member
Activity: 224
Merit: 15
September 20, 2014, 02:34:40 PM
Art is emotion.

Now write an essay about it. The connection betweens spacedicks and the longing in the depths of your.. heart.
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